CC Pick up lines
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by Gen.LeeGettinhed on Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:25 am
Honey, I'm gonna call your sweet ass "Counter-Attack", cause I like mountin' it
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by jiminski on Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:24 am
Honey, just call him "Gen.LeeGettinhed"...because he likes shafting virgins
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by AndyDufresne on Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:26 am
"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."
--Andy
--Andy
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by jiminski on Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:34 am
AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."
--Andy
(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)
if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by AndyDufresne on Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:46 am
jiminski wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."
--Andy
(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)
if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?
Who says we don't call them dice!
"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."
--Andy
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by jiminski on Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:25 am
AndyDufresne wrote:jiminski wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."
--Andy
(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)
if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?
Who says we don't call them dice!
"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."
--Andy
(ok, you make the rules you sex-starved simian)
do you know the German for six baby? .. well i just rolled 3 of em!
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by happy2seeyou on Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:45 am
AndyDufresne wrote:jiminski wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."
--Andy
(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)
if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?
Who says we don't call them dice!
"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."
--Andy
No, I'M happy2seeyou
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by jammyjames on Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:22 pm
happy2seeyou wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:jiminski wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."
--Andy
(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)
if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?
Who says we don't call them dice!
"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."
--Andy
Best one i have ever seen.. Good one happy
No, I'M happy2seeyou
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by DoomYoshi on Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:06 am
Do you want to come over and help me clear Elvis' hairy patch
if there's one thing I can't stand, it's a butterfingered walrus!
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by AndyDufresne on Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:08 pm
'Babe, would you like to come over and adjust my dice?'
--Andy
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by DoomYoshi on Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:57 pm
How about giving me the paddle?
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by ManBungalow on Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:31 pm
DON'T MAKE ME CIRCUS YOUR MAXIMUS
wat
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by AndyDufresne on Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:43 pm
I like.
How about, 'Babe, you should find the treasures of my galapagos.'
Or...
'Babe, lets join the poker club together.'
--Andy
How about, 'Babe, you should find the treasures of my galapagos.'
Or...
'Babe, lets join the poker club together.'
--Andy
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by clapper011 on Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:50 pm
quoted from a pm i received...lol thought it appropriate for this thread.I might have to report you to the moderator.. there is know way you are 35....... 25 maybe
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