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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby natty dread on Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:09 pm

Conk er? I ardly know er!
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Gen.LeeGettinhed on Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:25 am

Honey, I'm gonna call your sweet ass "Counter-Attack", cause I like mountin' it
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby jiminski on Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:24 am

Honey, just call him "Gen.LeeGettinhed"...because he likes shafting virgins
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:26 am

"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby jiminski on Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:34 am

AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


--Andy


(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:46 am

jiminski wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


--Andy


(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?

Who says we don't call them dice! :D

"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."


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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby jiminski on Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:25 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
jiminski wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


--Andy


(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?

Who says we don't call them dice! :D

"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."


--Andy


(ok, you make the rules you sex-starved simian)

do you know the German for six baby? .. well i just rolled 3 of em!
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby happy2seeyou on Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:45 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
jiminski wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


--Andy


(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?

Who says we don't call them dice! :D

"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."


--Andy


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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby jammyjames on Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:22 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
jiminski wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


--Andy


(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?

Who says we don't call them dice! :D

"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."


--Andy


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Best one i have ever seen.. Good one happy =D>

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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:06 am

Do you want to come over and help me clear Elvis' hairy patch
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:08 pm

'Babe, would you like to come over and adjust my dice?'


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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:57 pm

How about giving me the paddle?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby ManBungalow on Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:31 pm

DON'T MAKE ME CIRCUS YOUR MAXIMUS



wat
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:43 pm

I like.

How about, 'Babe, you should find the treasures of my galapagos.'

Or...

'Babe, lets join the poker club together.'


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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby clapper011 on Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:50 pm

I might have to report you to the moderator.. there is know way you are 35....... 25 maybe
quoted from a pm i received...lol thought it appropriate for this thread. :lol:
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby MudPuppy on Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:07 pm

Trench Warfare: Slow, Deep, & Long-lasting.... Let's play!
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:14 pm

MudPuppy wrote:Trench Warfare: Slow, Deep, & Long-lasting.... Let's play!


Good One!
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Apr 13, 2012 1:35 pm

I can only think of raunchy pick-up lines regarding Trench Warfare, and I am not sure I should post them...yet.


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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby vodean on Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:21 pm

i miss this thread.

Hey babe, if we freestyle a little, then maybe later you will let me escalate your trench.

andy, can i munch on your banana?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby peacemakers on Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:49 am

can't we start with a foreplayer game?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby vodean on Fri Jul 20, 2012 6:50 pm

cant we just do standard sequential for once? no chains this time please!
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Viceroy63 on Sat Jul 28, 2012 9:19 am

I say we Freestyly in the Trenches and just let go of all the inhibitions that chains us.

Or...

I pok-er freely in the trenches.
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:28 pm

Hey baby,

Wanna go necrobumping?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby EBConquer on Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:55 am

"I know sweetheart, but like i said; i like my women like i like my games... stacked in the front and soft'n juicy in the back."

or perhaps;

<index finger to her lips while whispering> "shhhhh... honey.... honey....... you know i like to play Epic in the dark while slowly penetrating the deep woods."

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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby ManBungalow on Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:24 pm

My friend over here once held the 'All City' bonus on the Stalingrad map.
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