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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby AAFitz on Fri Jun 07, 2013 8:17 am

I ALWAYS click the right region!
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby iAmCaffeine on Fri Jun 07, 2013 8:34 am

I don't have my team mate medal, because you're the only one for me.
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Feb 24, 2014 1:25 am

"i'm sorry babe, we can celebrate St. Valentine's day next week... there is a new Chat Caption Contest"
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:29 pm

'Babe, I'd really like to wham your bot.'


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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Feb 24, 2014 7:08 pm

"Baby, you're like membership on CC...you keep going down."
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby rhp 1 on Mon Feb 24, 2014 7:54 pm

"babe, you're like CC... mildly addictive and a complete waste of time"
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Feb 24, 2014 10:35 pm

'Babe, I hope you're up for some serious discussion in the Off Topics forum.'


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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby iAmCaffeine on Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:23 am

Have you entered the Realm of Might?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:15 am

"Baby, I'm about to stack and blast all over your face."
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:02 pm

There's only one feeling better than an escalating sweep. I'll show it to you...
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby ChrisPond on Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:10 am

i can tell you what does not work...

"honey, give me 5 minutes. i just need to take one turn before bed and then i am all yours"
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:47 am

ChrisPond wrote:i can tell you what does not work...

"honey, give me 5 minutes. i just need to take one turn before bed and then i am all yours"

It works fine if you actually stick to it. It's when the 5 minutes turns into 45 that your credibility is shot.
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby owenshooter on Wed May 14, 2014 1:17 pm

sugar... i want to lick the honey from your HIVE...-el Jesus negro
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby iAmCaffeine on Wed May 14, 2014 5:04 pm

Minus the sugar that was actually funny.

Baby let to take you to Italy to Conquer your Rome.
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Jmac1026 on Thu May 15, 2014 1:22 pm

I know all the right regions of you to stack and reinforce.

I last longer than a game of trench.

I'm reliable like a game of flat rate spoils.

While I'm waiting for my next turn, can I jump to you next?

Man, I'm really bad at this.
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby ManBungalow on Thu May 15, 2014 1:58 pm

Wanna see my 4 Star Meat ?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby clowncar on Thu May 15, 2014 6:00 pm

"I got a bag of two dice you can touch but be gentle"

"I don't care what you say, the random number generator said ten inches"

me: want to play a private game?
Her: no. I think you are going to have to do a manual deploy"

Sorry for invading your bonus region
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby clowncar on Thu May 15, 2014 6:02 pm

CONDOM?!?!?! CONDOM!?!?! LET'S PLAY RISK
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby JBlombier on Fri May 16, 2014 8:29 am

lol, all these clever comments are funny, but this last one really shows the way of the world as it is today. Nice!
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby owenshooter on Sun May 18, 2014 12:05 pm

ManBungalow wrote:Wanna see my 4 INCH Meat ?

FIXED...-el Jesus negro
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby clapper011 on Sat May 24, 2014 6:12 pm

owenshooter wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:Wanna see my 4 INCH Meat ?

FIXED...-el Jesus negro

psst! bring the twins home!
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Jul 02, 2014 8:56 am

You are Drab
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