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by **Lord+Master** on Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:31 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Clapper then screamed with fear: "Don't leave me! I have always loved you FITZ!", and collasped to her knees, as FITZ pressed left right r1 r2 x square circle right (low gravity cheat on GTA: San Andreas) and jumped off into infinity.

Re-appearing instantly, looking slightly dishevelled*, FITZ staggers to her side and is completely taken unawares as she suddenly unleashes Chun-Li's feared and legendary Spinning-Bird Kick and attacking him mercilessly and repeatedly she shouts "You left me YOU..."

*(having sheepishly discovered the rare truth of an old saying, so sooth and fey it is spoken only in hushed tones by somber people)

by **wercool** on Tue May 25, 2010 11:12 am

and then he says "but i came back didnt i".

by **b00kw0rm** on Wed May 26, 2010 7:34 am

"Yes you came back, but I didn't want you back, because I no longer love you, I love..."
"Who?"
"MANBUNGALOW"

by **BigBallinStalin** on Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:36 am

Great story, everyone. Publish this crap and make millions.

by **shieldgenerator7** on Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:11 pm

BBS, you just love bumping threads don't you?

by **WILLIAMS5232** on Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:45 pm

b00kw0rm wrote:"Yes you came back, but I didn't want you back, because I no longer love you, I love..."
"Who?"
"MANBUNGALOW"

meanwhile, while everyone was wondering what a juniper plant was, a stray dog walking down the street noticed a cat napping on the steps of a white brick house. unamused he ignored the lazy cat and re focused on his main goal of the day. "find a nice warm place to stay and a free meal" suddenly he realized that this was a lazy thought as well, and in no way would he want to be compared to the cat he saw a few moments ago. immediately he set a goal for himself to change his life and make his own way. to the astonishment of the neighborhood, this dog changed his life. other dogs would soon follow his lead, and he would be known as the "dog that set the standard for all stray dogs". now that all stray dogs are successful there were no need for dog catchers. this soon became a problem. with no dogcatchers, there were no need for dogcatcher trucks. which in turn removed several contracts with local car manufacturers. this created a massive layoff at the affected factories..............