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Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:It's "Dead Alive" or "Alive Dead". Something like that. My friend loves that movie.
Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:Person 1: Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world, EH?
Person 2: It was to be announced at the Party Congress on Monday. As you know, the Premier loves surprises.
PLAYER57832 wrote:Too many of those who claim they don't believe global warming are really "end-timer" Christians.
Bedevere: So, why do witches burn?
Peasant #3: ... 'Cause they're made of... wood?
Bedevere: Good! So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant #1: Build a bridge out of her!
heavycola wrote:I... corrected them, sir. And when my wife tried to prevent me doing my duty, I... corrected her.
What I mean, sir, is if you was to put me with this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... well, pack your bags, boys. War's over.
Try this one:What I mean, sir, is if you was to put me with this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... well, pack your bags, boys. War's over.
I'm somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they'll all like me. I'll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right. What have I got Harry, hm? Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I'm alone. Your father's gone, you're gone. I got no one to care for. What have I got, Harry? I'm lonely. I'm old.
Incandenza wrote:Requiem for a Dream, I think....
I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there?... Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different.
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