Conquer Club

Simon Pimple's Big Adventure?

Scott Pilgrim vs the world

crispybits wrote:Scott Pilgrim vs the world

Thank you! It's all yours.

I've seen the men staring at goats one in the dollar bin at the store but I've never heard of the Scott Pilgrim one.

E: What are you doing D?
D: I'm attempting to open the door
E: Wait, we don't know what's on the other side
D: [Door opens] Oops. Sorry.

J: There's only six hours left of daylight. Why don't you leave it till the morning.
C: No, no, no. It's Christmas, <name>, and I want to open my presents.

"Where the hell you going, doc? You know what this place is? Those Engineers, this ain't their home. It's an installation. Maybe even military. They put it out here in the middle of nowhere because they're not stupid enough to make weapons of mass destruction on their own doorstep. That's what all that shit is in those vases. They made it here. It got out, turned on them. The end. It's time for us to go home. "

crispybits wrote:"Where the hell you going, doc? You know what this place is? Those Engineers, this ain't their home. It's an installation. Maybe even military. They put it out here in the middle of nowhere because they're not stupid enough to make weapons of mass destruction on their own doorstep. That's what all that shit is in those vases. They made it here. It got out, turned on them. The end. It's time for us to go home. "

No feckin idea.... is it cause you watch warped shit crispy?

Yeah I have no idea, I'm guessing it's ten years old or so. Otw, I dunno... "W"?

The Thing?

spurgistan wrote:The Thing?

If it's the thing it's got to be the new one...

It's a 2012 film - not an obscure one either - and I'm picking quotes from the imdb page as ever

"Look, I'm just a geologist. I like rocks. I LOVE... rocks. Though it's clear you two don't give a shit about rocks but what you do seem to care about is gigantic dead bodies. And though I don't really have anything to contribute in the gigantic DEAD BODY ARENA... I'm gonna go back to <spoiler removed>. If you don't mind. "

I didn't see this one, but it sounds like maybe "Prometheus"?

One of the Transformers movies?

perchorin wrote:I didn't see this one, but it sounds like maybe "Prometheus"?

I second that guess

perchorin wins

"Luther said I could learn some things from you. I already know how to drink."

perchorin wrote:"Luther said I could learn some things from you. I already know how to drink."

The Sting

Chewie1 wrote:

perchorin wrote:"Luther said I could learn some things from you. I already know how to drink."

The Sting

Another George Roy Hill gem just for you mate. Take it away!

A: " Who are you"
B: "You can call me Mifwig.... Motherfucker who is in charge"

Chewie1 wrote:A: " Who are you"
B: "You can call me Mifwig.... Motherfucker who is in charge"

I have a feeling something was lost in translation there?

Funkyterrance wrote:

Chewie1 wrote:A: " Who are you"
B: "You can call me Mifwig.... Motherfucker who is in charge"

I have a feeling something was lost in translation there?

Ok so I got it a bit wrong it should go:

A: Who are you?
B: I'm the one they let fly around in an unmarked chopper with a gun in my pocket. You can call me MFWIC
A; "MFWIC"?
B: Motherfucker what's in charge!


Another quote:


My old man used to say, "life is like licking honey from a thorn

I wasn't picking on you chewy, just was a little confused. WIC makes more sense. Still though, Who's in charge would make more sense than What's in charge but I have no idea what movie this is so I'm shooting in the dark here.

Same Movie



H: Hey, Danny, what are you doing? I buy you a fancy Mexican meal and you're feeding it to a mutt.
D: Real fancy. You have any idea what that is?
H: What?
D: Tree chicken.
H: What?
D: That's what the locals call it. Colds, headaches, hangovers - cures anything. Iguana. That's what they say.
H: What about indigestion?

c'mon guys not even any guesses!


McCann: He's dead. He's dead as Elvis!
Jake: You got him, man!
McCann: Stop the car. We gotta make sure Elvis has left the building.