rdsrds2120 wrote:Dear Arthur,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg at the Elton John concert and I saw you pull the clothes off the catholic priest.I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I only get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your collection of butterflies to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and lead life as a new lemon.
Best of Luck on the sex change,
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