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Re: Insult Swordfighting

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Feb 18, 2013 11:55 pm

Aye, I needed a long rest after rubbing me barnacles all over your mum.

<guffaws at your sloppy swordplay> I remember when I had my first rum.
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Re: Insult Swordfighting

Postby kentington on Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:01 am

Arrggh! I prefer my sloppy swordplay to your floppy foreplay.

Take my word, you'll only hurt yourself with that sword.
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Re: Insult Swordfighting

Postby rishaed on Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:22 am

Too much rum, eh mate? Tis no sword, but me pistol.

Now remove your foul stench from these decks scallywag.
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Re: Insult Swordfighting

Postby Serbia on Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:44 pm

I was expecting homo-erotic pictures involving Daniel Tosh. I'm disappointed.
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Re: Insult Swordfighting

Postby Anarkistsdream on Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:32 pm

rishaed wrote:Too much rum, eh mate? Tis no sword, but me pistol.

Now remove your foul stench from these decks scallywag.

Stench? You mean wench, and you shouldn't speak of your mother so....

Now make sure you wipe your chin when I am done.
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Re: Insult Swordfighting

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:10 am

I always do after eating losers like you for breakfast

Your sword is duller than a mailbox post
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Re: Insult Swordfighting

Postby Gillipig on Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:27 am

If I am a loser, what does that make of you who so sheepishly lost to me?

I'll make you lose to me again, and again and again!
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Re: Insult Swordfighting

Postby rishaed on Sun Feb 16, 2014 1:33 am

Maybe in Shoe size, but I'm no clown.

My opponents shall fall before my greatness!
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Re: Insult Swordfighting

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:16 pm

Aye. they'll fall laughing at your great gut!
Now haul yerself off and die of the pox before I puncture your bloated belly!
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: Insult Swordfighting

Postby rishaed on Tue Mar 04, 2014 2:25 am

I hardly have need of a half-twit apprentice acupuncture failure like yourself, do I.

There is no end to what I can do!
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