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Postby minor on Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:14 am

999 Legs of Chicken on the Wall, take one down pass it around 998 legs of chicken on the wall..........
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:19 am

I eat all the chicken legs, then spew them out in a column of vomit that arcs high into the sky; many crows are killed.

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Postby parno4u on Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:25 am

this is going to get locked.
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Postby wicked on Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:52 am

DM knock it off. This is no more stupid than Spamalot.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:05 am

Knock what off?

According to the 'Fairylot precedent' thread-jacking of spam-threads with mindless spam is ok, because they were created with spam in mind, even if the brand of spam that the hijacker is purveying is an entirely different one to that invited by the original poster.
After all, that's a paraphrase of what you yourself said to justify why your actions in Spamalot over the last week weren't thread jacking.

Unless of course the precedent to be gleaned from the 'Fairylot' incident was: 'Mods make entirely arbitrary distinctions about what is and isn't thread-jacking depending upon how they are feeling, and whether they want the thread-jacking to succeed or not'.

Just let me know which one is correct so that I can do the right thing next time; after all, the Funny Farm is serious business... :wink:

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Postby vtmarik on Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:25 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:Knock what off?

According to the 'Fairylot precedent' thread-jacking of spam-threads with mindless spam is ok, because they were created with spam in mind, even if the brand of spam that the hijacker is purveying is an entirely different one to that invited by the original poster.
After all, that's a paraphrase of what you yourself said to justify why your actions in Spamalot over the last week weren't thread jacking.

Unless of course the precedent to be gleaned from the 'Fairylot' incident was: 'Mods make entirely arbitrary distinctions about what is and isn't thread-jacking depending upon how they are feeling, and whether they want the thread-jacking to succeed or not'.

Just let me know which one is correct so that I can do the right thing next time; after all, the Funny Farm is serious business... :wink:

Spamalot's Wall. Or 997 Chickens, whatever...


997 chickens on the wall.

I eat one chicken, build a house with its bones.

996 chickens on the wall.
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:28 am

996 chickens on the wall... 996 chickens!!!

If one of those chickens should happen to fall

995 chickens on the wall....

(Although... How do they stand on the wall???)
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Postby Alexwales93 on Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:30 am

I thought it was BOTTLES on the wall?
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Postby wicked on Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:35 am

*throws a dead chicken at DM*

you've been warned to keep spam to one thread. that is all. how many times do we have to repeat it? anyone can post crap in spamalot... just keep it there, or we'll whitewash the whole forum. :twisted:
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Postby kwanton on Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:45 am

995 chickens on the wall.

Forum is whitewashed.

Chickens and spam are non-existent.

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Postby vtmarik on Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:46 am

wicked wrote:*throws a dead chicken at DM*

you've been warned to keep spam to one thread. that is all. how many times do we have to repeat it? anyone can post crap in spamalot... just keep it there, or we'll whitewash the whole forum. :twisted:


Nice bluff wicked.

995/994 chickens on the wall (depending on the continuity).

I take one chicken, gut it, and turn it into a festive hat for my Tromaville film night featuring Poultrygeist!

994/993 chickens on the wall (depending on the continuity).
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:52 am

Troma video!!!!

WHOO-HOO!!!
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Postby gimil on Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:38 pm

994/993 chickens on the wall.

i take one and stick a rocket up its bum.

993/992 chickens on the wall.

BUT to chickens break.

1000 chickens back on the wall : \
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Postby Wisse on Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:46 pm

932 chickens on the wall.

i take one, hmm nice chicken soup for me!

931 chickens on the wall.
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Postby kwanton on Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:48 pm

Wisse wrote:932 chickens on the wall.

i take one, hmm nice chicken soup for me!

931 chickens on the wall.


Apparently Wisse created a time warp and we skipped 60 Chickens.
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Postby Wisse on Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:50 pm

lol oops :P

992 chickens on the wall.

i take one, hmm nice chicken soup for me!

991 chickens on the wall.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:23 pm

782 chickens on the wall...

*continues smearing naked body with chicken remains while gurgling with delight*
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Postby danodukebb on Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:42 pm

real. fucked up. shit.......

but anyways...

991 chickens on the wall...i just want a chicken...so i took one

990 chickens on the walll
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Postby Wisse on Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:01 pm

990 chickens on the wall... grab one and take his feathers

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Postby danodukebb on Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:03 pm

989 chickens on the wall...

hit one with a sword repeatedly...until chickens fly at you like crazy and swarm you...

:) some people will never get it...

.......988 chickens on the wall
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Postby dwightschrute on Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:04 pm

987 chickens on the wall
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:04 pm

988 chickens on the wall...

...Take one down and wear it on my penis like some kind of gigantic meat-product lollypop...

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Postby AK_iceman on Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:56 pm

wicked wrote:*throws a dead chicken at DM*

you've been warned to keep spam to one thread. that is all. how many times do we have to repeat it? anyone can post crap in spamalot... just keep it there, or we'll whitewash the whole forum. :twisted:

That actually sounds like fun, but can we do it on the weekend when I have more time?

Oh yeah, 987 chicks on the wall. I eat one, and now there's only 986 chicks on the wall.
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Postby dustn64 on Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:03 pm

987 chickens on the wall...I take one to the picnic in king of the hill...
986 chickens on the wall
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Postby duday53 on Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:17 pm

why chickens?

987 chickens on the wall...i drop one in a deep-frier. KFC!

986 chickens on the wall
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