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king of the hill

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:26 am
by Sir. Benjamin
Basicaly this is a pure spam thread, it goes like this, one person has control of the hill and the person below must take it from them, and so on, here's a example.

Him: I Run up the hill, My Hill!

Her: I hit you on the head with a mallet and you roll down, My Hill!

I'll start it off

I run up the hill

My hill!

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:28 am
by blizzard(s)
you fall down

My Hill!

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:31 am
by Sir. Benjamin
I nuke you

My Hill!

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:37 am
by Bad Speler
I Bomb the hill.

My crater.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:39 am
by Sir. Benjamin
I rebuild the hill on top of you

My Hill

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:43 am
by blizzard(s)
Jumps from a plane and lands on top of you.

My hill!

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:47 am
by Sir. Benjamin
i drive up the hill with my tank and squash you

My Hill!

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:17 am
by gavin_sidhu
I take my pillow and stab you

My Hill!

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:52 am
by Sir. Benjamin
i send an army up the hill to shoot you

My Hill!

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:54 am
by dcowboys055
i trip on the way up the hill and dont make it

still your hill

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:54 am
by 2dimes
I come sit by you, you have to leave because of the stench.

My hill.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:20 am
by Evil Semp
I send my lawyer with an evictin notice.

MY HILL

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:42 pm
by dussle
I hire someone to shoot your lawyer. My hill, and my assassin gets the little ledge on one side.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:46 pm
by Rook38
bring back foutballfreek15!!!

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:52 pm
by Ham
I get in a speedo and charge up the hill. You run like a little girl.
My speedo blinds your assasin with its brightness.


MY HILL

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:01 pm
by Sir. Benjamin
i push you

My Hill

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:38 pm
by Evil Semp
I a a weebil. we wobble but don't fall down.

My Hill

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:28 pm
by gavin_sidhu
My pickachu uses thunderwave and paralyses you, then my magikarp uses spash and you faint.

My Hill

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:58 pm
by Sir. Benjamin
I slap you and your pokemon silly and you run away crying

My Hill!

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:27 pm
by Herakilla
i run up the hill and run 62 circles around you, you then get dizzy and fall down hill into a mine field and blow up, then the entrails get caught in air by seaguls to be eating and pooped out on the four corners of the earth

MY HILL!

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:31 pm
by Sir. Benjamin
by the way, it doesn't matter how many times you die you always respawn.

A tree falls on you

My Hill!

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:32 pm
by Murph808
I bitch slap you and knock into the next continent!!!!!!

My Hill

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:33 pm
by Herakilla
i aim a rocket launcher at you but suddenly a wind blows it off and i shoot a blimp which then blows up and crashes on you thus turning you into ashes

MY HILL!

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:34 pm
by Sir. Benjamin
I send a super ninja spartan warrior up the hill to finish you

My Hill!

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:35 pm
by Herakilla
i act like a mime and create a "wall", you then charge me and crash into said wall, while you lie down on the ground i sic a 300 pound dog on you and after he eats you i burn him to ashes