Say something morbid.

[lt.pie]

OK , i will start....

Your good health is only temporary.

[jiminski]

your awful personality, equalled only by the continued disintegration of your mediocre looks, must happily beckon the onset of your demise.

[BoganGod]

your condition is only terminal in 100% of recorded cases

[oVo]

Life has no cure and is always fatal.

[Serbia]

Morbid stuff deals with death.

[Martin Ronne]

Curly Howard: "The morbid the merrier."

[Danyael]

in the grave yard late at night
i don't go for the fright
i take my shovel dig 6 feet down
i dress that corpse in an old fancy gown
and dance and dance till pants get tight

[oVo]

I do not like green eggs and ham,
I do not like them
Sam I am.

[MeDeFe]

a dead baby

Oh sorry, I thought this was the "Say something funny" thread. Carry on.

[oVo]

what's the differnce between a truckload of dead babies
and a truckload of bowling balls?

[Danyael]

what's the differnce between a truckload of dead babies
and a truckload of bowling balls?

you can't use a pitchfork on bowling balls

what has 7 limbs and runs around my backyard

[oVo]

To unload the truck...

I dunno... what has 7 limbs and runs around your back yard?

[Danyael]

my dog carrying most of your dead baby

[Martin Ronne]

What has 4 limbs and a trunk and gives itself splinters?



Danyael humping a tree.

[Danyael]

i was wondering where i got those

[theusual1]

What has 4 limbs and a trunk and gives itself splinters?



Danyael humping a tree.

Are you sure it's not an ent?

[Martin Ronne]

What has 4 limbs and a trunk and gives itself splinters?



Danyael humping a tree.

Are you sure it's not an ent?

Could be, but that's not as funny.

[oVo]

dry hump a stump?

Detroit has a football team called the Lions.

[jonesthecurl]

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