## Happy 5th Birthday Conquer Club

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### Re: Happy 5th Birthday Conquer Club

Congrats everyone. And thanks for being the best damn club on teh interwebz!
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Twill

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### Re: Happy 5th Birthday Conquer Club

Happy Birthday to the Conquer Club!

to Andy - very well done, thank you for the poem.
But... It was so artistically done.
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### Re: Happy 5th Birthday Conquer Club

Happy 5th and many to come!!

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### 5 years strong and Still messed up Dice!

2,356,344 defensive dice thrown since I started playing and defense rolls 1's only 158,346 That's a 6.719987% chance that the defensive dice will roll a 1. Everything being equal there is a 16.6666% that any number 1-6 will be rolled. With nearly a 10% variance difference between what should be and what actually is, There I could only come up with a couple of conclusions.
1) The dice system for this game needs to be seriously looked at and adjusted A.S.A.P.
2) One of the game Dev's is mad at me and has somehow manually adjusted the chances how my opponents dice is determined thereby giving me the disadvantage in each and every game I play.
3) I have Seriously bad luck. And please understand if this is the case, the chances of my opponent rolling 1's only 6.72% of the time out of 2.356,344 dice rolls is astronomical! It would be almost the same odds as me winning the state Lotto Jackpot in each and every state in the United States all in the same week buy only 1 ticket in each.

My conclusion? I'm going with door number 1 or door number 2. I've only been playing for about 2 years... quit for several months in between because of this issue, came back and it's still the same issue. Please please please for the love of the DICE, please fix this issue! 5 years should be plenty of time to have fixed this issue.

Thanks!
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HAPPY B-DAY CC! BTW how did lack get that info. WOW :O

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### Re: Happy 5th Birthday Conquer Club

Twill wrote:=D>

Congrats everyone. And thanks for being the best damn club on teh interwebz!

omg.. its twill
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TY CC !!! Happy Birthday!!!! THE BEST SITE EVER !!!!!!

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Thanks to be like you are and congrats for the awesome job behind the curtain

Happy Birthday CC!
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### Re: 5 years strong and Still messed up Dice!

thenybuffs wrote:2,356,344 defensive dice thrown since I started playing and defense rolls 1's only 158,346 That's a 6.719987% chance that the defensive dice will roll a 1. Everything being equal there is a 16.6666% that any number 1-6 will be rolled. With nearly a 10% variance difference between what should be and what actually is, There I could only come up with a couple of conclusions.

You seriously have statistics on dice? How do you even manage that?

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### Re: Happy 5th Birthday Conquer Club

Happy Birthday Conquer Club
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CONQUER CLUB

jamer007hufc

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Happy Birthday CC!!

and i'm glad i'm a part of this nice online strategy gameplay. Now, let's conquer some more
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Genoke

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Happy Birthday CC! I have been addicted for almost 2 years now!

grifftron

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Happy Birfday CC..

Love the poem.

Prefer the Limerick.

"The secret to youthful appearance was discovered on conquer club,

5 years of experminatal work has just been done,
Andy eyes bulged a twinkle, as his mind told him it was simple

To rid one self of wrinkles is as easy as to get to a red light district for a rub!"

I'll let the physicallogical of us work out what wrinkles I was refering too! Great way to celebrate the occasion.

Underated

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Man, I can't believe it's only been 5 years. Feels like I've been doing this since I was a kid.

Congrats on making it, hope you're still around once I graduate and can't find a job! I'll need something to keep me busy all day.

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Zackismet

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Happy Birthday--wish I had been around from the start--but I have half the time in

Keep up the great work.
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amazing! Happy Birthday CC!
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Happy birthday cc
I love the dice!

thebest712

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can i get in on this tourney?
BManiac23

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Happy Birthday Conquer Club ..... and many many more ......

slipseat_too

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Did you guys change the dice? They make less sense then the old ones.
playnow254

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### Re: Happy 5th Birthday Conquer Club

Congratulations!!!

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wow, I have almost wasted 5 years of my life here

to many more years
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