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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby jak111 on Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:15 am

eagleblade wrote:LOL so if I break the rules no one will bann me?


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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby morleyjoe on Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:19 am

I wonder if anonymus is going to be blamed for this one! :lol: :-k
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby Fuzzy316 on Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:21 am

wasnt sure what I was seeing at first.. I was like.. admin menu... uhh... why is that there... new feature or something.. then I clicked on the anonymous thread form the home page and IM like... uh oh... then im like... oh ok.. April fools... been at work 10 hours overnight so i didnt really see it at first. course... what if everyone only thinks its an april fools joke?
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby fidias on Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:39 am

i have to say, CC made me laugh with this one.... and that is not easy task in a sunday morning...LOL!!!!

good one!!!
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby Invdr_zim on Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:44 am

I was going to say I was suprised that they didn't crash the whole site lol good one
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby Bostonguitah on Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:47 am

I know this is april fools, but I have to ask the administrators the obvious question.

Can they really adjust dice probabilities?????????? And whom are they doing this to and for???????

Scary stuff my fellow conquer club-ians. It may be time to revolt against the man.
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby Fircoal on Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:10 am

Best April Fools Joke I've seen so far. I love the admin menu.
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby General Thor on Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:12 am

Bahahaha, first joke I've seen today I actually didn't recognize for what it was! Great stuff.
Let's just hope this doesn't attract the real group here...lol.
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby G-Enforce on Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:22 am

couldn't help but to notice the mass effect quote
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby Ffraid on Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:30 am

Dice Adjustments! Love it! :lol:
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby Robert E Nick on Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:40 am

Bostonguitah wrote:I know this is april fools, but I have to ask the administrators the obvious question.

Can they really adjust dice probabilities?????????? And whom are they doing this to and for???????

Scary stuff my fellow conquer club-ians. It may be time to revolt against the man.


Yeah I was wondering the same thing... we may be on to something here... 8-[
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby lord voldemort on Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:10 am

cute excpet that most of anonymous was arrested about a month ago. Not to mention their defacto leader is now working for the cia.
and the date. and paddle is wrong
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby soundman on Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:11 pm

Whenever I go from the forums back to my games I hit the Premium Membership button by accident... So use to My Games being on top!
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby NoSurvivors on Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:59 pm

@n0nym0us wrote:We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.


AHA! I knew it all along!! it was THEM!!!
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby bfunny27 on Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:26 pm

Nice work :-)
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby Frox333 on Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:43 pm

this is a very mean joke for april fools
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby darth emperor on Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:01 pm

Frox333 wrote:this is a very mean joke for april fools

it would be meaner to do it another day
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby Darkended Blade on Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:04 pm

darth emperor wrote:
Frox333 wrote:this is a very mean joke for april fools

it would be meaner to do it another day
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby sensfan on Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:27 pm

Ouch. I fell for it. For like, the first 10 seconds.

This was possibly the world's most unfunny April Fools Joke.
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby Edric Wolfswift on Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:51 pm

If the admi menu is also legitimate...who will zero it out? And if its real that means to me that Conquer Club CAN be rigged like so many complain about. If that is the case you will lose a premium member here.
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby Paddy The Cat on Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:24 pm

:lol: i thought it was funny. They get me every year.
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby SaucyJack on Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:55 pm

To those who are saying it's the worst April Fools' joke because it didn't fool you...do you think it could possibly have something to do with, you know, the fact that people are *diligently on the lookout for April Fools jokes* on April Fools Day?

If they do it on another day, it's not an April Fools joke. If they do it on April Fools' Day, then they have to deal with a populus that has its guard up a lot higher than it would be at any other time of the year. Such is life.

The first step to achieving a great April Fools joke is to have people forget that it's April Fools' Day...which also happens to be the most difficult step.
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby darth emperor on Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:10 pm

SaucyJack wrote:To those who are saying it's the worst April Fools' joke because it didn't fool you...do you think it could possibly have something to do with, you know, the fact that people are *diligently on the lookout for April Fools jokes* on April Fools Day?

If they do it on another day, it's not an April Fools joke. If they do it on April Fools' Day, then they have to deal with a populus that has its guard up a lot higher than it would be at any other time of the year. Such is life.

The first step to achieving a great April Fools joke is to have people forget that it's April Fools' Day...which also happens to be the most difficult step.

In the spanish countries is on 12/28, they could try it then... :lol:
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby DarthBlood on Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:42 pm

SaucyJack wrote:To those who are saying it's the worst April Fools' joke because it didn't fool you...do you think it could possibly have something to do with, you know, the fact that people are *diligently on the lookout for April Fools jokes* on April Fools Day?


my reason for thinking this is a bad joke has nothing to do with that. in fact, i did fall for it...until i looked at the forums. i don't think it's funny simply because of the dice adjustments panel. it's not funny to joke about rigging the game like that. and how do we know that this isn't actually true. that the real admins truly DO have the power to adjust dice?
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby denominator on Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:20 pm

DarthBlood wrote:
SaucyJack wrote:To those who are saying it's the worst April Fools' joke because it didn't fool you...do you think it could possibly have something to do with, you know, the fact that people are *diligently on the lookout for April Fools jokes* on April Fools Day?


my reason for thinking this is a bad joke has nothing to do with that. in fact, i did fall for it...until i looked at the forums. i don't think it's funny simply because of the dice adjustments panel. it's not funny to joke about rigging the game like that. and how do we know that this isn't actually true. that the real admins truly DO have the power to adjust dice?


If you truly believe the administrators have that kind of power, you should not be on this site. It's been proven time and time again that the dice are fair and balanced, despite continual complaints of unfair, unrealistic, or biased dice. Not to mention you have the ability to look up anyone's recent dice stats - including the administrators.

It shows that CC is aware of what the community values and thus what would make an appropriate joke.
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