I haven't read the last two pages, but I'm sure somebody asked me to give a speech after such an outstanding feat accomplished by my team.
I'd like to thank the three women over the past two months who took a pass on my advances. I know that it was hard for them to admit to themselves that they just didn't have strong enough pleasure receptors to handle the outcome should they have said "yes," but we all have our burdens that we must bear. Had they not been honest enough with themselves to admit their own sexual inferiority, I may not have had the time needed to devote to the last two rounds to help our team secure the win.
I'd like to thank Lindax once again for hosting this tournament. To me, the TLO is more enjoyable than any clan war or clan league and I have enjoyed playing in the last 3 editions. Winning this tournament has been a goal of mine and one of the last few things that I've actively looked to accomplish on CC. I can only imagine the amount of time it takes to host this tourney from start to finish, and I appreciate the sacrifice you make for all of us who wish to play.
I'd like to thank all of the other teams that participated. Without the strong competition and the effort each team gives to this tournament, it wouldn't be what it is and winning wouldn't be as satisfying.
Lastly and mostly, thanks to Nip, LMS, Deli, IM, HA, and danryan for their contributions to the Harem Kings and bringing home the wins and points that we needed. It's a thoroughly excellent result for a mixed bag group of misfits who scrambled at the last minute to put together a team.