Conquer Club

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:30 am**

I'm in

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:45 am**

Haggis_McMutton wrote:I`m in(as long as i don`t have to take a prostate exam )

Well I don't know. Lets ask the Doc:

Nick Nolte wrote:If you feel you have a film that's valid, you stick your ass on the line.

This is definitely a valid film. So... two fingers or three? :twisted:

Welcome to the show.

Fortworthian wrote:mememememe

I grew up in Oklahoma too. After fleeing to Pennsylvania as a political refugee I underwent years of deprograming along with basic English classes. I am now considered proficient in both English and Okie Drawl. As such I feel it my duty to translate your statement.

What Fortworthian is really saying wrote: I would be honored for the chance to participate in your gentlemanly game. It pleases me to match my wits against my fellow participants, and hope to be victorious in this endeavor. Pass the okra yall.

If you require my services again, just let me know what you're fixin to have to say.

DimnjacarStef wrote:I'm in

That's an impressive list of tourney wins my friend. Welcome to the island and good luck.

Mushin whispering to cjoe wrote:vote against that guy

cjoe thinking wrote:Maybe if I stand really still he won't notice me...Holy crap, it's a retard with bad breath!!! TIC TAC!!! TIC TAC!!!!

Paging Doc Nolte, paging Doc Nolte, please come to the bar. cjoe has just passed out and has turned blue. It may be another case of the "keen". You may need to bring an entire box of prostate exam gloves to be sure.

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:28 pm**

dont knock the prostate exam, some people might actually enjoy it......

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:44 pm**

I'm in (I mean the tourney, not the Prostate Exam Enthusiast Club)

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:05 pm**

SWeko wrote:I'm in (I mean the tourney, not the Prostate Exam Enthusiast Club)

I'm not sure if you can be in. You may be a robot with those crazy eye things...

You may not be aware but as part of Ming's work release pro....errr...I mean temp agency, he is not allowed to be within 50 miles of any robots.

Ming wrote:DANCE EARTHLINGS DANCE!!!!!

As you can see he is a bit excitable. And since Dr Nolte is currently under investigation for attempting to migrate his unique diagnostic methods into veterinary medicine (It's amazing that in most third world countries you can decapitate you neighbor for passing gas, but it is illegal to perform perfectly safe medical procedures on unhealthy looking goats)

Red Stripe Guy wrote:Hooray Goats!

we may not be able to have a professional opinion about the matter. I guess we'll take your word for it. But if Ming has another "little setback", I'm blaming you.

Welcome to CC Survivor Island.

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:12 pm**

I'm in.

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:11 pm**

wrestler1ump wrote:I'm in.

Hmmm...I have been wrestling with this question for a while, (and with this guy)

On the one hand, I believe in giving people a 57th chance. On the other, I've never actually seen or played against a person on CC with 56 negative comments. I actually read them all and they are quite impressive. You even have entire threads dedicated to getting you banned.

Ming wrote:Is he truly evil? Has he scaled the Mongol Mountain of Farshnackia and eaten the heart of the Great Cuddly Kitty?!? I say nay. He is not truly evil. Merely and earthling who does not play well with others. SHUFFLEBOARD AS IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT EARTHLINGS!!!!! For it does....

Shut up Ming.

Red Stripe Guy wrote:Booo Ming the Merciless. Hooray tourists with loose morals!

It is the will of the Survivor Council that you may play. But crazy shenanigans will get you kicked off the island. We have hired a special bouncer for the job.

On the flip side, complaining about wrestler for breathing won't get him/her kicked out either.

Whatever. This is just another in a series of long winded responses. This jist is:

Welcome to the island. Dr Nolte's replacement (while Nick works out his little problem with the local authorities) will see you now.

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:49 pm**

i am in!!

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:02 pm**

I am in.

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:26 pm**

Nice. I'm in.

Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:50 am**

I'm in.

Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:32 am**

In like sin.

Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:58 am**

Rallyraider wrote:i am in!!

You are invited. Judging by your hair, you are some sort of comic entertainer. Please see the party planners.

Ming wrote:Kill the clown!!!

gogglez wrote:I am in.

Welcome to the island gogglez. Please leave all weapons, and bodyguards weilding them in the boat. You captain will take care of them for the duration of your stay.

Chadwick31 wrote:Nice. I'm in.

That's what I like. People with some rank joining up. Welcome aboard Captian. Can you please slap some of these people around? I think somebody stole the Tiki Mask and may have done some inappropriate things with them, though were not sure. Last night the mask looked like this:

and this morning it looked like this:

Welcome to our little show.

Ditocoaf wrote:I'm in

New to tourneys and CC. You picked one hell of an intro party.
Welcome to the game. May your dice always be sixes, except when you play me.

Larinthian wrote:In like sin.

So you like sin huh?..now I shouldn't be advertising this...but Red Stripe Guy brought with him a little late night company if you get lonely...if you know what I mean. Wink wink nudge nudge say no more. She's in room 215. Knock twice, then once, then three times.

If you're into getting really freaky, she also has a dog.

Red Stripe Guy wrote: Hooray...WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!!

Welcome to the game.

Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:26 am**

I love survivor! I'm definately in!

Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:33 am**

Nice, nice tournament...

Good work,

/Denkel

Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:58 pm**

count me in please

Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:02 pm**

dittoeevee8888 wrote:I love survivor! I’m definitely in!

My friend, I love your spirit. But you did not read the requirements. You have to be a premium member or a freebie with 300 games played. I am very sorry for this, but I’m gonna have to sic Tiny on ya…get him.

Ming wrote:Feed his soul to the Grabnar!!! Did I tell you to stop the CONGA LINE!!! DANCE EARTHLINGS DANCE!!!

denkel wrote:Nice, nice tournament…

Nice tournament? What are you talking about with that wonderful…ummm. What I mean is your BBCode reference is quite ostentatious and has let me appreciate the subtleties of computer code in a manner that I had not believed possible before.

Mushin whispers to Red Stripe Guy wrote:Is my wife reading this stuff?

Red Stripe Guy wrote:Ya mon. You’re in the dog house. HOORAY CASTRATION!!!

Mushin wrote:I don’t care about castration, just keep your damn dog away from me

Welcome to the island

whitetrash67 wrote:count me in please

Whitetrash67, I like the name. Have you met denkel yet? I swear...

Ming wrote:Now your fate is sealed foolish Mushin..wahahahaha

What the hell are you babbling about now Ming?

Tiny wrote:You better run boss. Your wife is coming and she's got a gun

cjoe wrote: Will she shoot me? Please!

Uhhh, Welcometotheislandwhitetrash,Igottadosomestuffrightnow.Havefun.WatchoutforRedStripesdog...<shivers>

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:46 am**

a very complicated tourney but im in anyways :twisted:

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:26 am**

sounds fun, i am in

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:51 pm**

Sounds fun, sign me up

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:32 pm**

i'm down

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:48 pm**

count me in please , thanks

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:36 pm**

in please

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:39 pm**

count me in. i'll be johnny fairplay

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:28 pm**

This seems unnecessarily difficult. As such, I love it. I'm in.

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