a very complicated tourney but im in anyways
Thank god. We've totally needed an exterminator in this damn place. I hope you've seen the dog that you're now charged with killing.
Red Stripe Guy wrote:You kill my dog mon, I put da strychnine in your Pina Colada
Ming the Merciless wrote:Death yes!!! Feed your anger Stripe. Together we will jazzercize the guests to death!!!
Don't mind them. I think that thing is breeding.
spaceghst44 wrote:sounds fun, i am in
Welcome aboard. I loved your show. Can I get an autograph?
lettherebedwight wrote:Sounds fun, sign me up
I'm not sure if you're name implies that you're actual name is Dwight, or if you're into S&M. If you're Dwight, welcome Dwight. If it's the S&M thing, you probably should go see our latest addition to the "entertainment" staff in room 217, Mistress Brunhilda.
Mistress Brunhilda wrote:You will obey or be spanked, dog!
Ming the Merciless wrote:You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen...marry me"
whitestazn88 wrote:i'm down
That's terrible. You should never feel down when visiting Survivor Island. It is now my mission to make you feel happy until I vote you off. Let us start with a drink and a massage. Brunhilda, please help out our guest here. Brunhilda...BRUNHILDA!!!! Damnit Ming! Get off her leg!!!
topper wrote:count me in please, thanks
You have been counted. Welcome to our little festival. I have nothing pithy to say here. Let's just look at something disturbing.
God Ryan Seacrest scares the crap out of me.
juls wrote:in please
Your welcome to come. Just watch out for your pet armadillo. We can't figure out who's doing it, but somebody ate a cat earlier.
gannable wrote:count me in. i'll be johnny fairplay
The Flyers? A hockey fan? There's still hockey fans?!? Get Nolte out here, we may have a head case on our hands. Please put the hockey stick down...
cjoe wrote:that wasn't funny.
Hey buddy, I'd like to see you keep minimizing this stuff as bosses walk by, say uh-huh everytime someone talks to you like you're paying attention, and still come up with good stuff. You know what...get him Tiny.
Aesop Jones wrote:This seems unnecessarily difficult. As such, I love it. I'm in.
You think this is difficult, you should try to get those exam gloves away from Nolte when he's on a bender.
And now it's time for wisdom from Nick Nolte:“You do come to a point where you can get your life in control a bit. But going through life, you discover these deep, dark things in yourself that you can't run away from, so you have to learn to embrace them. I mean, the difference between a murderer and myself is only that I choose not to do it. But I'm totally capable.”
I hope you all know how lucky you are to have a doctor as skilled as Nick on the staff.
Mushin thinking wrote:God help us if he stops taking his meds
Angry Gerbil wrote:Please count me in
You have been counted my friend. You're dog is turning this place into quite the menagerie.
We need a vet.
Dr. Nolte wrote:I'll do it
Oh hell no. The local cops told us you aren't allowed within 50 feet of anything not human. Why don't you and you're freaky assistant go poke something.
Haggis_McMutton wrote:NOLTE IS COMING!!! EVERYBODY RUN!
I know, we'll use this guy:
Tiny wrote:Is that guy even a vet?
Who cares, he said he'd work for free.
conquerAce wrote:I would like to play please...
Yeah, clans!!! It is my sincere wish to create an environment that forces clans to vote against each other, causing everyone in the clan to break with the clan or to seek marriage counseling. In case you clan doesn't have one, Survivor island can provide a counselor for you.
Welcome to the island, and please, bring friends.
Razormonster wrote:im in please
I love a good DJ. Are you any good? If you'd like a live singer I'm told Brunhilda has a lovely singing voice.
Mistress Brunhilda wrote:Pssst. Is Ming in here. If he is, hide me...please...
Red Stripe Guy wrote:Hooray restraining order!!!
Welcome aboard Razor
brendan man wrote:thought i joined oh well in
You hadn't joined, but you have now. Please bring your cookie and lightsaber and go see exterminator. KILL THAT DAMN DOG!!!!
Welcome to the game
Disciple7 wrote:sounds cool, sign me up please
Oh it is cool. Just how cool? So cool that err...okay okay, I'm a loser, but you're joining my tournament making you a loser too. Now doesn't it feel better to get that out.
Red Stripe Guy wrote:I think the boss is losing it
Tiny wrote:I don't think he ever had it
AtreidesHouse wrote:Definately like this one, add me as well
I think a girl who has a name referencing Dune just joined. Mam, I fear for your safety. Do you know just how many lonely nerds are on this island? Please do not walk around here without some sort of protection, and shin guards in case the locals get frisky. Let us provide you with a bodyguard
DAMNIT!!! GET OFF HER LEG!!! What is it with you people?
Splash_x wrote:ME ME ME ME ME!
Enthusiastic. I like it.
Mushin whispering to Tiny wrote:Do you know anyone who can beat that out of him?
Tiny whispering back wrote:Don't worry. I have just the guy
Tiny, you sick sick bastard.
Jackofalltrades wrote:Is this the train to funky town?? No! Damn, I already have a ticket might as well....
cjoe wrote:Funkytown...more like retadedville
Hey Tiny, after cowboy Bob is finished with Splash can he visit cjoe?
Jack, glad to have you. I've never seen anyone actually play CC in platoform shoes and a pimp outfit but you're welcome to try. Of course I never saw an evil dictator hump a dominatrix's leg before this either. God I love this place.
Welcome aboard ChristianSoldier. I must tell you that divine help is strictly forbidden by the by laws of Survivor CC island. And vampir2124 has asked that I divest you of all religious items for fear of his being destroyed.
ChristianSoldier wrote:I will be clad in only my faith
Please put your clothing back on.
Welcome to the island.
LLLUUUKKKEEE wrote:yes please
Welcome to the island.
ACLU representative wrote:I regret to inform you that you cannot have both ChristianSoldier and LLLUUUKKKEEE in the tournament. They may decide to pray at some point which may make others uncomfortable. Furthermore, the proclamation of their believes is strictly forbidden by...
I'm really sorry about this, just a moment.
Mushin whispers to wife wrote:Hey honey, this ACLU guy asked me if I'd seen that Norweigan fellow's avatar
ACLU representative wrote:AAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Glad to have you onboard LLLUUUKKKEEE if any ACLU members were offended, please see the CC Island marriage counselor
wrestler1ump wrote:I'm in.
Annexator wrote:Count me in please
Welcome to the party Annexator....AAAAAHHHHHHH...HAND CRAMP!!!! HAND CRAMP!!!!! I really should check this over the weekend
nathanef wrote:ill play
Whew, the last of this bunch. Thank goodness. Welcome to the island nathanef. If you happen to see Ming the Merciless, will you please hand him this restraining order from Brunhilda's lawyer.
cjoe wrote:Can one of the moderators please block this guy from the boards
Thats not nice cjoe. Tiny, is Cowboy Bob available? Good. Sic him boy.
If I seem slightly confused somebody please slap me.