Conquer Club

Sign me up if theres room

Jedlueds

count me in

i'm not sure if i have signed up for this tourney but if not i would like in. thanks

I'm in.

would love to be in sounds like so many reality shows just cc style

Jedlueds wrote:Sign me up if theres room

Jedlueds

Welcome to the island my little furry friend. Your reputation for keeping peace and justice throughout the realm. Ming the Merciless may have stopped taking his meds. Brunhilda has gone missing, and I'm afraid Ming may have been involved. Everytime her/his/it name is mentioned, he just looks like this:

Ming's fear of squirrels is well documented. We sent in a crack team of jedi squirrels to handle the situation.



They came with impeccable references (don't ask). Two of them went missing after the vet: started selling a new line of hats.




The third squirrel went and questioned Red Stripe Guy's "entertainment assistant"

He's been worthless ever since




Please please Jedluds. Find the fair maiden Brunhilda for us. There's no way we can fit that on a milk carton.

GRAPE APE wrote:count me in

You have been counted my large purple friend. We have a special welcoming party that were created just for you....

Anytime now....

Mushin to Red Stripe Guy wrote:Where the hell is the welcoming party?

Red Stripe Guy wrote:How de hell am I supposed to know mon. I be swamped wit Ming off doin weird tings to dat sword weildin she-male. Find your own damn welcoming party

Mushin wrote:I haven't even see the guy. How am I gonna find him?

Red Stripe Guy wrote:Use your eyes mon. How hard is it to find a man dressed in yellow?

Mushin wrote:Yellow???...Oh dear god...

harvmax wrote:i'm not sure if i have signed up for this tourney but if not i would like in. thanks

I'm not sure if we can let you in the tourney. You're obvious loss of short term memory is mighty suspicious. Son, are you on drugs? Go see the counselor. If he clears you, you're in.



He says your clean. Well, he actually said he couldn't remember, but thought you were clean. Man is that guy a professional. Welcome to the island.

Matt the Great wrote:I'm in.

Uhh...I don't know how to tell you this...you seem to have some sort of rage issue that affects your skin. That's just not healthy.

Maybe some more wisdom from Dr. Nolte will help.

“If you're older you want to tell stories about the pool of human life and living and to communicate, not only to your age group but to do an age group that can begin to understand, that has enough experience of life far beyond the taste of life.”


Maybe you shouldn't listen to Nolte. What the hell does that mean????

Welcome to the island.

thedoggdakdes wrote:would love to be in sounds like so many reality shows just cc style

If you think this is impressive, just wait for my next tourney. I'm going to redo Running Man CC style. I just have to figure out how kill people in their homes using virtual dice. I think that guy who played Dynamo is still looking for a job.



and if you got that reference, welcome the wrong side of 30.

Welcome to the island.

I'm in.

I'm going to admit that I didn't understand all of the OP, but it sounds like a good time.

Please sign me up.

haha, i like the format. even though those arent the maps i like to play mostly, i am totally in!

lunatic96 wrote:I'm in.

Dr. Nolte wrote:No way. How many damn lunatics are you going to allow in this place. I can't take on another patient. I may be crazy, but I'm not superman crazy.

What in the hell are you babbling about Nolte?

Dr. Nolte wrote:I'm just sayin. There's only so many minutes in a year, miles in a kilometer, and ovaries in a wombat. I'm checking as many prostates as any man can, even a man of my obvious insensibility. I have to draw the line at lunatics other than myself. Those things bite.

All right. Who's been stealing Nolte's meds?

Costumed Meds Thief wrote:I am the Nolte!!!!

Nolte wrote:Is that thing mocking me?!? Assistant, get the big prostate checker, that thing needs to die.

And you thought you were a lunatic, welcome to the island.

Sparqs wrote:I'm going to admit that I didn't understand all of the OP, but it sounds like a good time.

Oh it will be a good time, and what makes it so is the fact that nobody understands the OP. I got the tourney idea and plans from the government.



Welcome to the show.

daydream wrote:haha, i like the format. even though those arent the maps i like to play mostly, i am totally in!

That's the spirit daydream. Just think, what if Richard Hatch had decided he didn't like Borneo? He would have never won the first season of Survivor, and he probably never would have went to jail for tax evasion. Be like Richard Hatch daydream, and live your dreams.



Welcome to Survivor CC Island.

hey I'm in, looks fun

Ok. I'm in

ill play

sign me up

could i play

im in

I'm in

Love the concept...and would be honored to join the tourney.

Add me please.

Love to join thanks

if you still have rom, ill play!

Hmm being on a island with a bunch of loonys...sounds fun I'm in

Arbotross wrote:hey I'm in, looks fun

Looks can be decieving...I mean who thought this?



Would turn into this?



I like to think that the tourney will both look and be fun, but who knows.

Tiny wrote:I need a new bouncer...is that bald dude lookin for a job?

Tiny, you are wise beyond your size my friend...wise beyond your size...

Tiny wrote:uhhhh...okay

Welcome to the game Arbotross.

American_Soap wrote:Ok.I'm in

Somebody didn't read the requirements....

I regret to inform you American-Soap that you do not meet the requirements necessary for participation in this little shin-dig. I am sorry, but you must die.

CRY HAVOC!!!! AND LET LOOSE THE DOG OF WAR!!!!

cjoe wrote:Where the hell is this idiot finding all these pictures? And why am I looking at them?

waspishgnat wrote:ill play

Wasp I'm half tempted to deny you entry because it took me 15 minutes to figure out what the hell your name meant. I was forced to consult wikipedia, thesaurus.com, and the fat guy that works in the cubicle next to me.




Luckily for you my Easter Day mescaline trip was still lingering and I worked it out.





We certainly know how to celebrate Christ's resurrection in the Mushin household

Waspish Gnats are indeed worthy foes. Welcome to the tournament.

mwcc wrote:sign me up

Holy 54% winning percentage. Thank God Feudal war isn’t a map for this tourney. I do have a request oh Master of the Beatings. We still haven’t found Mistress Brunhilda.

But her "special skills" are still in demand. I do believe that there is some guy named Dwight running around here that may need to be punished.

lettherebedwight wrote:Why did I respond….WHY GOD WHY!!!!!

cjoe wrote:Screw you dude, all I ever wrote was

cjoe wrote:I’m in.

Screw you dude indeed.

Welcome to the tourney mwcc.

patrick1744 wrote:could I play

Holy Hell! Another one with a ridiculously high rank…

Mushin to the Island Staff wrote:Who the hell keeps letting these high ranking players on the island. You’re supposed to rig it so I win!!!!

Red Stripe Guy wrote:Yo boss. There be no way we can rig this tournament so dat you win mon. Not unless we be makin the guest retarded.

Mushin wrote:I know that, why do you think I agreed to let Nolte run those experiments on the boat captain?

Get busy sharing Nolte's ideas with our guests.

Red Stripe Guy wrote:HOORAY FRONTAL LOBOTOMY!!!

Welcome to the island patrick1744.

madman7 wrote:im in

Madman….madman, madman, madman….

cjoe wrote:Holy hell!!!! Mushin ran out of stuff to type!!!

Shutup dude, I’m thinking….okay, so he’s Australian…madmax..no…well it is the Monday right after Easter…no I already did that bit…uhhhhh

cjoe wrote:Face it. You got nothing. HA!

That’s it. Ming fire up the wood chipper. Cjoe has a little problem with authority.



Welcome aboard madman7

inonzuk wrote:I’m in

A kid..I love kids. I have a son and daughter myself. The joy that they bring into my life is almost as great as the joy I bring into their little lives. The memories parents and children build are worth the kids weight in gold.

You can't really get "their weight in gold" unless you know the right people in the black market and the kid is really cute. Most times you count yourself lucky if you get half the kid's weight in gold. Where was I...oh yes, the memories.

Like the day where I took my son to the farm so he could learn to appreciate the majesty of animals.




He was moved.

There was that one time when I took my daughter to work with me. And it didn't matter that I had explosive diarrhea that day. Just having her there at work with me was special.





How bout that time that I got the clown for all my little nieces and nephews at the family reunion?






And nobody thought I'd find a clown on such short notice.

Kids...you gotta love em.

Welcome to the island inonzuk. Does your kid like the Easter Bunny?

jaybebo wrote:Love the concept…and would be honored to join the tourney.

The honor of having thou join our erstwhile contest is held by none other than myself good knight. I can tellst by thy stilted language and dashing knight that thou will need a fierce companion to keep pace with your drinking and carousing. May I introduce Sir Egon of Dungeonville.



The fair wenches hath best watch their arses.

Sir Egon wrote:Wenches? You mean like real girls?

Shut up Egon.

Welcome to the island.

Battle-Rage wrote:Add me please.

Battle-Rage. A player of your stature and rank (I am going to kill that retarded captain…) shouldn’t have to say please. You should demand.

Ming the Merciless wrote:He is merely a captain. I, on the other hand, am the evil God Emperor of the planet Mongo and you little friend Tiny smacked my hand for reaching across his plate during beanie-weenie night. The insolent peasant said it was rude. On Mongo I would have had strapped him to a Furgenloid and let it run wild through the caves of Shmegmasheld…How I miss the caves of Shmegmasheld…

Ming, for the third time, you are not allowed to speak to anyone until Brunhilda is returned

Ming wrote: I know not what you speak of…

But I regret the effect losing Brunhilda may have on the pleasure of your guests. Perhaps a replacement from my personal harem…

lettherebedwight wrote:BRUNHILDA!!!! My love!!!!! What has he done to you!!!

Ming wrote:You know not what you say…

letherebedwight wrote:I’d recognize that beautiful black arm hair anywhere. What have you done to my Brunhilda you animal

Mushin's co-worker in real life wrote:If our boss ever checks the company server logs you are so totally fired.

Welcome to the island Battle-Rage

ogr8cdd wrote:Love to join thanks

Welcome aboard ogr8cdd. I would give a more personalized greeting, but I just can’t find anything particularly funny about the Isle of Man, except maybe that the Lord of Man is actually a woman, and my wife finds that to be very fitting.

jj3044 wrote:if you still have rom, ill play!

If we have rom? Of course we have rom. What the hell is rom?

Tiny wrote:Don’t look at me.

Please go see Dr. Nolte so he can make sure we have enough rom to cover your needs.

Dr. Nolte wrote:Rom. I had too much rom one time. Puked all over my pet labradoodle. It wasn’t pretty. Oh well, enough reminiscing. How many fingers do you prefer?

jj3044 wrote:Do you really care?

Dr. Nolte wrote:No, but I’ve heard it makes me a better doctor if you think I care. Does it sound like I care?

jj3044 wrote:Uhh...

Dr. Nolte wrote:Shutup and prepare for your exam.

Ming the Merciless wrote:Feel the wrath of Nolte peasant!!!

Red Stripe Guy wrote:Boo crazy white guys!!!

Dr. Nolte wrote:Red Stripe, you do know your yearly exam is at noon? I'd be a whole lot nicer to me

Red Stripe Guy wrote:Hooray drinking enough beer for a blackout!!!

Welcome aboard.

KidWhisky wrote:Hmm being on a island with a bunch of loonys…sounds fun I’m in

Mr. Thompson. I am honored to have you join our crew. We have a rubber room set aside for you and the bartenders are under strict orders not to feed alcohol to any lizards.



However if you share any ether with the following characters you will also be sharing a room with them

The Following People are Banned from Ether inhalation


Already has a religion based on him. Further drugs to his system may cause his followers to “drink the cool-aid” For more info on the teachings of Nick Nolte check out: http://www.churchofnicknolte.tk/



May be guilty of cross breeding a dog and a chupacabra. (See Dog of War) Ether may force him to move his “breeding” experiments to humans.



SWeko may be a robot. Getting robots high has been conclusively linked to a significant increase in "deaths from blunt force trauma with an instrument that resembles a robot's arm." It's just not worth the risk.



Do you really want to see this guy high?



Ether would slow him down, and we really don’t want to see what Nolte is going to do when he catches him….On second thought, go ahead and share your ether with him.

Welcome to the island.

I game if there is a spot

I cant wait for the response
















Ok here goes....................I'm in