"The Doodle Madness! Tournament" [Winner: danryan]

[The Chosen]

An Ode to...



Gilligan - Game 4767026

Ahoy there me hearty! Where are ye goin'?
With yer big shiny ship and yer rum?
You're goin' up north to play chickin with 'bergs?
Now I thinks yer wrong Gilligan
You know there are solar flares on the way!
You know there are Deadpool's aplenty!
You know that Canada's a bad place to sail
Especially when yer fuel tanks empty...
Now ye rest on the sea bed
Yer glory hopes are dead
Ye know that ye could've damn won!
So we'll wait on the beach
For that speck in the heat
That marks the return of... Gilligan

[solar]

do we report the wins ? if so i won game 4767026

[The Chosen]

do we report the wins ? if so i won game 4767026

No need sunny. My eyes are peeling.

[The Chosen]

An Ode to...



solar Game 4807413


There was trouble down in the bar last night!
solar drunk too much and started a fight
He had two bottles of Bud and felt quite dizzy
Took on all-comers but got into a tizzy!
It was quite a flare up - hair got pulled
Eyes got poked and DIBS got stooled.
But then he was jumped on by danryan
A bottle of Bollinger went a flyin'
It took him on the bonce and he fell over...
...it was his CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA!

[The Chosen]

An ode to...



Captain_Scarlet Game 4807411


Captain_Scarlet
She's the one who knows the Doodle Earth Game,
And things that Deadpool plans

Captain_Scarlet
To his Doodle Earth foes a dangerous name,
A superwoman.

They crash her, and her body may burn,
They smash her. But they know she'll return,
To live again. (But not in this tournament).

[Lindax]

Game 4842425

Yellow took a card first
And I was dying of thirst
It was a pity for dimeat
Cause now he got beat
Unfortunately his bubble is burst

Lx

[The Chosen]

Game 4842425

Yellow took a card first
And I was dying of thirst
It was a pity for dimeat
Cause now he got beat
Unfortunately his bubble is burst

Lx

[The Chosen]

An ode to...



dimeat - Game 4842425


dimeat , dimeat
Two lots of meat, meat?
Real name David To?
dimeat , dimeat
Lamb, beef or pork meat?
What's he going to do?
dimeat , dimeat
Maybe we'll never meet...
...dimeat , Dead-Meat! MOO!!

[The Chosen]

An ode to...



muddshark999 - Game 4842428

I call this one "The Trouble With Sharks"

You see the trouble with sharks is they've got little brains
They are fish you know - just like cod
You see the trouble with sharks is that they eat everything
Like beer bottles, boots, books and dogs
You see the trouble with sharks is they've got weak eyes
They can't see in mudd or in darkness
You see the trouble with sharks is they really scare me
Especially in that film from the seventies
muddshark999 , muddshark999 burning bright
What will you be doing tonight?
Now that you are hanging around
Will you be back on the town?
Searching for a bit of black flesh
Now that you are free and fresh...

[The Chosen]

An ode to...



Lindax


There once was a honcho called Linda
An unusual name for a man,
But to make up for his odd honorific
He came up with a new cunning plan...

He decided to carry a big sword everywhere
To church and to school and the shops
But you see he encountered a problem,
He kept getting stopped by the cops!

Next he decided he had to adventure
So went to Europe and More Russia
There he started to build up an empire
But his plans were eventually crushed... a

Now he's back in his Mexican plaza
Munching refried bean's and Guacamole
Thinking fondly of swinging and slicing
Halcyon days of reigning in glory.

[The Chosen]

An ode to...



Jess-95

Jess-95 where's you a goin'?
Is you a goin' from Miami to Maine?
Jess-95 whatcha gonna do there?
Is you ever comin' back home again?
Jess-95 is your bruvva Joe 90?
Is ur cousin Captain Scarlet an' ur daddy called brains?
Jess-95 is a damn shame u lost now...
Cause I ain't never gonna see you again.

[The Chosen]

An ode to...



DBandit70

Hey DBandit70 ! You sounds like a DJ mon!
Is you mashin' up d'place wid beat to get in on?
Hey DBandit70 ! You sounds like a gangsta!
Is you hangin' widja crew an' slidin' like a pranksta?
Hey DBandit70 ! Whatcha doin' on d-floor?
Get up off yer arse and walk back out d-door!
Hey DBandit70 ! You is leavin' for a bit...
But you'll be back again an' you won't take no sh*t!

Word up!

[The Chosen]

An ode to...



DIBS


G'day DIBS are you going to the barbie?
To down a some amber fluid and maybe smoke a doobie?
I know you've come a gutser and have a bit of time
There's no need to drink with the flies you haven't done no crime!
So don't be a bludger... bring your own grog.
You never know a sheila might even give you a snog!
Don't look so down - at least you ain't a Sheep-shagger!
Chin up son. Time again for you to swagger.

[The Chosen]

An ode to...



Deadpool


The Merc with the Mouth aka Deadpool
He wants to be with the love of his life (the fool)...
"What's so unusual about that?", you drool
Death is the one he wants as Mrs Pool!

So he tries to lose every game that he plays
But somehow he survives to fight another day...
"What? How does that work?", you say
Who knows - It's a thing that happens in the USA.

But he met his match against b00060
Maybe he's with his love below...
"No! He can't be gone!", you puff and blow
Don't worry he won't be food for the carrion crow!

We'll see him again soon - maybe in his own movie...

[The Chosen]

An ode to...



Fipa

Zdravo, Zovem se Fipa
I live in a cartoon world
I like to eat yoghurt and pizza
I don't like to step in wet turds

Hello, my name is Fipa
I want to be loved by all
I like to bathe in baked beans and keep a...
Baseball bat in my car with a ball

Goodbye, Doviđenja!, I'm gone
But I won't be gone for too long
I slipped on weiner
And I'm suing the cleaner
I'll be back and ever more strong!