Optimus Prime wrote:.....the rebel army cowered at the sight of the massive steel silhouettes that lined the horizon......
....... as they had heard tales of these giant alien robots all over the globe causing fear and leaving a trail of destruction in their wake, however on closer examination rebel and his men realise that these giant beast like colloses of metal are actually just a collection of scraped car parts badly welded together.
Having determined this our army is now happy to rid the world of this junk metal and will use all our various skills of battle including the use for the first time of a super magnet attached to a crane
to ensure these unsightly monstrosities are removed from the 42 corners of the classic world.
As our quest is a noble one whatever the result, victory will be ours. As no pile of metal shall ever beat man especially if that man is a legendary Irish warrior who has amassed the greatest mobile 1 v 1 army the risk world has ever seen.
The Tools of War:
Optimus Prime before battle: (stage 1) (about to stamp on innocent civilians in siam to take control of Oceania)
Optimus Prime after battle: (stage 2)
Optimus Prime reformed into something vastly more benefical to humanity: (stage 3)