Well done Mustard, I read the offending thread in GD which bought about your downfall, it certainly had me in pieces, you had all the mods reeling punch drunk, all within the parameters of their law, a lovely piece of work, made only better by the fact they could not counter your wit nor logic in any conceivable way other than by Andy duff banning you.
If anyone ever took the mods seriously in the first place, I suggest you go and have a read of this
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=90596 if only to witness Andy Duff being undermined by the very floorboards that he laid down himself.
Well done DM, you died a gladiators death, entertaining till the very last.
I have no doubt what-so-ever in my mind that you will be gone for good, (as the moderators would wish), Unfortunately for them, they will not have the added advantage of seeing you coming the next time.
I am sure When DM wrote this text below, he never meant for it to be an arbitrary, but I think it is fitting to post it for those to read that didn't follow all his pranks and adventures as closely as some.
(Flaming Extracts from P.O.A)Well then, let me to introduce myself to those who don't already know that I'm a man of wealth and taste:
I've been around on CC for a long long time, just under three years at last count. In fact, my CC-history is pretty much just a list of FW's Greatest Hits.
I was born amidst the heat of Take2Out's first coming, where I kicked off a long career of mod agitating by lobbying against his inevitable banning. In the melee I launched my first flame (against Morph; now a sailor) and was flamed in kind by B.K (the first man to raise a hand against me).
That first taste of blood excited me and I soon played a prominent role in the community-outing that was the FW gang-rape of Xtratabasco (Herald of the 'Butt-Buds', enemy of the 'Beaners' and withholder of the 'Free-Pass'). It was the start of a war that would rage for over a year, and which culminated in Xtra's permanent exile from the forums.
Gradually I rose to the top of the FW food-chain, battling old-timers such as Salr15 and Reverend Kyle, and ending the careers of notable dumasses such as ReichZealand (who fled FW forever after losing a 1v1 FW callout in which I let him choose all the rules), BigFalcon65 (tenacious, but weak), Cannibal Corpse (100% pure retard) and Atilla (who quit the site after I used my psychic might to slaughter his dog).
By that time I'd been banned more times than all of the other members of CC combined and was the Mod's Number 1 enemy (on the side, I also single-handedly brought back Spamalot after the fall), it really seemed like there was nothing left for me to achieve. But then, whilst baiting Optimus Prime (now CC's admin) about the creation of his lame Transformers Clan, I accidentally stumbled upon the idea of creating a League of CCs most adept Flame Warriors and most malicious Trolls.
After a turbulent opening chapter (which you can probably find in Much Ado) I rounded up CC's greatest ever (past, present, and future) band of Flame-Warriors, named them the 'Pleasant Chaps' and led them on a glorious campaign of bloodshed across CC's forums. Between them they killed off the last remaining members of 'The Stache', banished S.xKitten from the forums forever (cruel, but hilarious), and purged FW of the 'Spambabies' that had come to infest it.
The clan then followed up this glorious opening performance by trampling the upstart 'Pikuza Clan', which was formed in a vain attempt to oppose it (seriously, it was a massacre). We then went on to defend CC against the 'Brawl Hall' invasion (in which I personally murdered the raider's leader 'Vag-ent', and mailed his head back to them). Our final grand battle was the complete annihilation of the 'Murder Inc' clan sub-forum, which we managed to infiltrate via deception and trickery, before turning it into a charred wreck and killing all of its occupants.
Eventually our reign of terror was ended by multiple perma-bannings of our finest fighters, one of our members being locked up, and one of them leaving for Iraq.
After that, I scaled down my *CC activities; contenting myself with organising troll-raids on other sites (which we crushed beneath our heels), setting up offshore refuges for banned CC members (three of which were the subject of legal proceedings by CC), and finding hilarious loopholes in the site's 'multiple account' and 'personal information' rules.
Eventually CC's overlords decided that I was too dangerous to be allowed to live, so banished me into exile. So here I am, from hell's heart stabbing at them, etc.So Happy Campers, Mods especially, Do you think that by Banning Dancing Mustard it will have lightened your load and freed up your bandwidth? 
