Do you drink tea?

[saxitoxin]

Do you drink tea?

[saxitoxin]

Tea is stupid and gross. I don't drink and I don't know anyone who drinks it.

[mrswdk]

Earlier my boss asked me if I wanted some tea, so I dashed her over the head with her laptop.

[saxitoxin]

Earlier my boss asked me if I wanted some tea, so I dashed her over the head with her laptop.

I've never been in any situation in which someone has asked if I wanted tea.

[2dimes]

Yes, I love it. I used to drink a lot of soft drinks, Rootbeer, grape Crush and Mountain Dew were my favorites during my caffeine free period. Keeping in mind in Canada Mountain Dew was caffeine free until the government buckled to the pressure of the "energy drink" producers.

Other than water there is nothing I drink daily. Yet sometimes I'll have tea several times a day.

I am pretty picky about what tea I'll pay for. Even though I typically avoid bagged, I can drink whatever swill ye meal shop serves.

I prefer really good natural white tea or flavoured blends.

[mrswdk]

Earlier my boss asked me if I wanted some tea, so I dashed her over the head with her laptop.

I've never been in any situation in which someone has asked if I wanted tea.

Yes you don't get out much.

[saxitoxin]

Earlier my boss asked me if I wanted some tea, so I dashed her over the head with her laptop.

I've never been in any situation in which someone has asked if I wanted tea.

Yes you don't get out much.

WHATEVER. I don't get out and around tea-drinking gaylords like 2dimes maybe.

[KoolBak]

Gaylords....lol

Only place I even see it is at old school chinese food retaurants where they give it to you free. And No, I don't drink it.

Pretty much a cultural thing, I assume. Go to drink across the pond (like coffee here). Or the sweet tea thats popular in the south....

Gross

[jonesthecurl]

Tea is stupid and gross. I don't drink and I don't know anyone who drinks it.

Obviously never been to the U.K.

[2dimes]

Someone is cruising for a bruising. I'll post pics if it happens.

[DoomYoshi]

Saxitoxin just got teabagged and this thread is his way of coping.

[saxitoxin]

Saxitoxin just got teabagged and this thread is his way of coping.

i dont get teabagged, i do the teabagging

[waauw]

The only time I've ever drunk tea was when I was visiting a client and they were offering tea. It just seemed impolite to say no.
I was pretty good. It was green tea, I believe. Never drunk it again though.

[mrswdk]

Not even Chatime or Happy Lemon? #fakeasian

[tzor]

Tea is stupid and gross. I don't drink and I don't know anyone who drinks it.

MAGA people who hate TEA are stupid and gross. Before there was Trump there was "TAXED ENOUGH ALREADY."

My favorite TEA joke is "Why does the press look scared when i tell them I'm bringing Gunpowder (green tea) to the tea party?"

Followed by "I drink white tea ... am I racist?"

Then there is my killer joke (*as in I tell the joke and people want to kill me*) Here goes. You can kill me later.

Two English explorers were traveling the arid desert of Australia. As was the case with most English explorers they were ill prepared for the extreme conditions in the middle of this vast continent and soon were tired and severely dehydrated. At first they thought the oasis they spotted was an illusion, but apparently it was actually inhabited.

"Welcome to the Oasis of Kindness," the man told them. "Come in and sit down. You look parched, would you like some tea?"

"You have tea in the middle of a desert," the explorer asked.

"It is made of the hide of freshly killed koalas," he insisted.

The explorers paused. Still, tea is tea, they thought and no proper Englishman would refuse tea. "Why not," the explorer replied.

While drinking the tea, the other explorer noticed something odd. "Hey," he replied. "This tea has lumps in it."

"Naturally," the host replied. "Everyone knows that ..."

show

If you opened the spoiler you can kill me now, but only on a one on one game of the Australia map. Invite me, if you dare.

[mookiemcgee]

Maybe with trump unable to handle a water bottle due to small hand syndrome he should consider drinking tea at his press conferences... The handle on the mug might really help him look like less of a tool

[Dukasaur]

Tea is an entry-level drug for coffee. When I was a kid I drank tea all the time, but once I got a job I had to upgrade to coffee. I almost never drink hot tea any more.

Iced tea, on the other hand, and especially iced tea with herbals like raspberry or peppermint, is still my favourite cold beverage.

[saxitoxin]

Tea is an entry-level drug for coffee. When I was a kid I drank tea all the time, but once I got a job I had to upgrade to coffee. I almost never drink hot tea any more.

Iced tea, on the other hand, and especially iced tea with herbals like raspberry or peppermint, is still my favourite cold beverage.

I hate iced tea. I've only drank coffee once.

[betiko]

I love ice tea.
I m really not into tea but i can drink it if there is no coffee available. I actually kind of enjoy it when i drink it, but it wouldn t occur to me to make one if there is no social pressure.

[riskllama]

i have a couple different kinds floating around, only one i ever drink myself is liquorice spice. hard to beat a hot cup of coffee, tho...

[mookiemcgee]

My fav is blueberry tea served in a snifter:

3/4 ounce​ Grand Marnier Orange Liqueur
3/4 ounce​ ​amaretto liqueur
1​ cup ​orange pekoe tea (freshly brewed)

Add booze to snifter, then add tea to taste.

[DirtyDishSoap]

Tea is an entry-level drug for coffee. When I was a kid I drank tea all the time, but once I got a job I had to upgrade to coffee. I almost never drink hot tea any more.

Iced tea, on the other hand, and especially iced tea with herbals like raspberry or peppermint, is still my favourite cold beverage.

I hate iced tea. I've only drank coffee once.

The hell do you drink then? Water? Pussy.

[Skoffin]

The liquid flowing through my veins is 90% cola.

[betiko]

Tea is an entry-level drug for coffee. When I was a kid I drank tea all the time, but once I got a job I had to upgrade to coffee. I almost never drink hot tea any more.

Iced tea, on the other hand, and especially iced tea with herbals like raspberry or peppermint, is still my favourite cold beverage.

I hate iced tea. I've only drank coffee once.

The hell do you drink then? Water? Pussy.

The problem with north america and it's overweighted population is the lack of water consumption. I got a bit fat when I did a 1 year exchange program in the US as a student... cause all you d drink was soda and beer. We re like 80% water.. not drinking water is terrible. At the DC there was 1 freaking water fountain for like 15 soda fountains. Wtf dude... don't parents teach you when you are kids not to drink soda while you eat and how bad it is? Once in a while.. ok.. but every day for all your meals? That's basic diet that I wouldn t even qualify as healthy.. because it s just normal. Soda doesn t hydrate you.

[mrswdk]

Don’t forget to put some cheese on that soda.