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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby xeno on Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:55 am

AOG Doesn't want to step on that basketball court. Keep to your rugby and crumpets pussy
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:32 pm

Army of GOD wrote:what's that? I'm the awesome guy blocking the kick?

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now I'm stripping the ball from the guy? I AM SO GOOD AT RUGBY

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now I'm chasing after the guy who's going to score a try on this play? I CAN DO IT ALL

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These captions are useless. I don't know what "blocking the kick" is or what guy is doing it, or "stripping the ball" means or what guy is doing that and there are like a thousand different people chasing the guy.

As far as I know AoG is the black dude.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:05 pm

Serbia wrote:Seems to me, you're always in full blown chase mode, which means you're being scored on frequently because you're so much shorter and slower than the others.
amirite?


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Lootifer on Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:35 pm

Whats with ur numbers?

And playing 2nd five yeah? /high5 same position buddy!
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Pedronicus on Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:43 pm

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Pirlo on Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:46 pm

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Nice ass pedro... in case that what we are supposed to see XD
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:48 pm

Lootifer wrote:Whats with ur numbers?

And playing 2nd five yeah? /high5 same position buddy!


Numbers got really screwy. Not sure how or why that happened.

and yea, assuming second-five is inside center. From what I've learned from in-play and the internet, I'm severely undersized, but my coach knows I'm tough as f*ck (little known fact: "f*ck" is tough) so that's why I'm there.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Lootifer on Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:27 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Whats with ur numbers?

And playing 2nd five yeah? /high5 same position buddy!


Numbers got really screwy. Not sure how or why that happened.

and yea, assuming second-five is inside center. From what I've learned from in-play and the internet, I'm severely undersized, but my coach knows I'm tough as f*ck (little known fact: "f*ck" is tough) so that's why I'm there.

Yup 2nd5 is inside centre; but dont worry about size, the inside 3 seldom need to tackle the 300lb prop by themselves since they have a lot cover from flanks etc.

Other positions that would be good for you is Hooker and/or Halfback depending on your build (and your kicking game).
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:38 pm

Lootifer wrote:
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Lootifer wrote:Whats with ur numbers?

And playing 2nd five yeah? /high5 same position buddy!


Numbers got really screwy. Not sure how or why that happened.

and yea, assuming second-five is inside center. From what I've learned from in-play and the internet, I'm severely undersized, but my coach knows I'm tough as f*ck (little known fact: "f*ck" is tough) so that's why I'm there.

Yup 2nd5 is inside centre; but dont worry about size, the inside 3 seldom need to tackle the 300lb prop by themselves since they have a lot cover from flanks etc.

Other positions that would be good for you is Hooker and/or Halfback depending on your build (and your kicking game).


I have 8 years of soccer under my belt, so I'm pretty solid at kicking. I just need to get used to kicking after dropping the ball on the run.

I love having a position in the middle of the field though. I won't score as much compared to a outside position, but it's just fun as shit getting in all the action.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Lootifer on Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:44 pm

Halfback/fly half/dude who passes the ball from the rucks if you like kicking/passing.

Hooker/dude who stands in middle of scrum with props either side if you like the smashing/tackling aspects more.

Hookers are supposed to be short and they ALWAYs get in on the action
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 23, 2012 6:06 pm

Lootifer wrote:Halfback/fly half/dude who passes the ball from the rucks if you like kicking/passing.

Hooker/dude who stands in middle of scrum with props either side if you like the smashing/tackling aspects more.

Hookers are supposed to be short and they ALWAYs get in on the action


I know the fly half, though, I thought the scrum half gets the balls from rucks...he'll pass it to the fly half then if it's a backs play.

that's how we play, anyway.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Lootifer on Mon Apr 23, 2012 6:44 pm

ooops, yeh scrum half is what I meant.

Safa/English names: Scrum half -> Fly Half -> Inside centre -> Ouside centre
NZ names: Halfback -> 1st five eight -> 2nd five eight -> Centre
Trandtional numbers: 9 -> 10 -> 12 -> 13
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby army of nobunaga on Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:26 am

Rugby is the greatest sport ever created, And I was one of its american stars... it makes me want to vomit that some team let AoG on thier team.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Serbia on Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:50 am

army of nobunaga wrote:Rugby is the greatest sport ever created, And I was one of its american stars... it makes me want to vomit that some team let AoG on thier team.


Star? Right. Where? National team? Should be some record of that. Pictures, maybe? You play professionally? "Star" doesn't count if you're talking about high school, or some private club.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby macbone on Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:29 am

Pirlo wrote:
Pedronicus wrote:
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Nice ass pedro... in case that what we are supposed to see XD


So Pedro, do you keep all your paint in that cart and cover it up with a tarp? When you finish, do you just throw everything back in and push it off like the man in The Road? That's how I'm picturing it.

And yes, I'm stalking your graffiti, man.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby KoolBak on Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:55 am

ROTF! :lol:

I thought that was some transcendental shit man....excellent photo =D>
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:51 am

Serbia wrote:
army of nobunaga wrote:Rugby is the greatest sport ever created, And I was one of its american stars... it makes me want to vomit that some team let AoG on thier team.


Star? Right. Where? National team? Should be some record of that. Pictures, maybe? You play professionally? "Star" doesn't count if you're talking about high school, or some private club.


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Ace Rimmer on Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:15 pm

You got a toddler for Christmas?
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Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:03 pm

I cannot remember when the last time I was in here. Crazy. Pedro.. nice work
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Gillipig on Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:41 am

This is how I look after rolling tripple 1's and losing to double 1's.

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