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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby tdans on Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:14 pm

I'm sorry but my muscle tone and size is much more impressive :P
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby xeno on Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:39 pm

Im not claiming to be a body builder or anything.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby nietzsche on Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:10 pm

I think xeno kicks tdans' ass any day of the week.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:15 pm

notyou2 wrote:
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Tdans!!!!!!


That was my thought exactly, Tdans is back.


Where's your sword?


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Gillipig on Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:40 am

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:30 am

are those your ribs?

and why is your right nipple higher than your left nipple?

have you ever tried growing out your chest and armpit hair so you could connect them? that would be awesome!
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Gillipig on Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:57 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:are those your ribs?

and why is your right nipple higher than your left nipple?

have you ever tried growing out your chest and armpit hair so you could connect them? that would be awesome!


So much jealousy in one post haha
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby nietzsche on Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:44 pm

*cough* *cough* anorexic
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:06 am

Gillipig wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:are those your ribs?

and why is your right nipple higher than your left nipple?

have you ever tried growing out your chest and armpit hair so you could connect them? that would be awesome!


So much jealousy in one post haha


If you can't connect your chest hair to your armpit hair, there's no need to feel ashamed!
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:00 pm

Dem hairs, dem hairs, dem DRY hairs...
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby tdans on Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:16 pm

I am pondering whether I should post a new picture or not... lol
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Phatscotty on Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:41 pm

tdans wrote:I am pondering whether I should post a new picture or not... lol


Yes, you should. This dude needs to be cut down to size....

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby tdans on Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:50 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
tdans wrote:I am pondering whether I should post a new picture or not... lol


Yes, you should. This dude needs to be cut down to size....

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:lol: :lol: :lol: let me seee if i can take one later...
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Gillipig on Thu Oct 11, 2012 6:01 pm

tdans wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
tdans wrote:I am pondering whether I should post a new picture or not... lol


Yes, you should. This dude needs to be cut down to size....

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:lol: :lol: :lol: let me seee if i can take one later...

Weren't you just skinny? I don't recall you being buff exactly lol. I'm down at between 7-8 percent body fat in this pic btw.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Gillipig on Thu Oct 11, 2012 6:25 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:are those your ribs?

and why is your right nipple higher than your left nipple?

have you ever tried growing out your chest and armpit hair so you could connect them? that would be awesome!


Okay to answer your naive questions:
1) Those aren't ribs lol, they're called serratus anterior. Not visible on an average joe's belly, no matter how hard you try to find them.
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2)Raising one arm has that effect lol.

3)No I haven't............. Good idea!
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