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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:08 pm

Gillipig wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:are those your ribs?

and why is your right nipple higher than your left nipple?

have you ever tried growing out your chest and armpit hair so you could connect them? that would be awesome!


Okay to answer your naive questions:
1) Those aren't ribs lol, they're called serratus anterior. Not visible on an average joe's belly, no matter how hard you try to find them.
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2)Raising one arm has that effect lol.

3)No I haven't............. Good idea!


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby tdans on Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:35 pm

Gillipig wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:are those your ribs?

and why is your right nipple higher than your left nipple?

have you ever tried growing out your chest and armpit hair so you could connect them? that would be awesome!


Okay to answer your naive questions:
1) Those aren't ribs lol, they're called serratus anterior. Not visible on an average joe's belly, no matter how hard you try to find them.
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2)Raising one arm has that effect lol.

3)No I haven't............. Good idea!


lmao... Gill, the serratus anterior is the muscles that line your ribs.. yes, your ribs are showing... that happens when you're bodyfat drops below 10% usually.. as for me being buff or not. I was skinny and ripped, now I'm at 8% bodyfat with quite a bit of mass.. here is a picture of me about a year ago and I am even more built than this now.....

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it looks like my pecs are non existent but its the way I was flexing.... but their size has increased a lot as has my core size and arms...
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby fadedpsychosis on Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:11 pm

what do you do with arms that big?? how do you find shirts that fit???
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby tdans on Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:35 pm

fadedpsychosis wrote:what do you do with arms that big?? how do you find shirts that fit???

They are normally snug... Feels kind of nice actually.. haha I teach people how to lose weight, gain muscle, ect.... so the muscles help me do my job better :)
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:49 pm

Shirts no problem but he can't find a hat or helmets big enough.
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Postby tdans on Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:51 pm

2dimes wrote:Shirts no problem but he can't find a hat or helmets big enough.

:lol: :lol: gotta get them custom fitted! jk :P
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby KoolBak on Fri Oct 12, 2012 4:31 pm

I'll compare pix with ya Lil Tex...just gotta wait 30 years.....lol

And why do you like to flash dudes so much? :shock:

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Postby fadedpsychosis on Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:55 am

2dimes wrote:Shirts no problem but he can't find a hat or helmets big enough.

*L* I've know marines with a similar problem



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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:30 pm

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Arrr!
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Ace Rimmer on Wed Nov 07, 2012 2:18 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Image



Arrr!


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Nov 07, 2012 2:21 pm

Maybe he just has his crown jewels in there.


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Nov 07, 2012 7:48 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Maybe he just has his crown jewels in there.


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Or the family jewels.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Lootifer on Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:05 pm

7-8% body fat?

Are you an olympic or national level athlete? Otherwise that is pure vanity... And not something id be "showing off" with a pic.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Serbia on Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:15 pm

Lootifer wrote:7-8% body fat?

Well I for one am fucking jealous.


Fixed. You shouldn't be so obvious with your internet envy.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Lootifer on Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:17 pm

Serbia wrote:
Lootifer wrote:7-8% body fat?

Well I for one am fucking jealous.


Fixed. You shouldn't be so obvious with your internet envy.

/chuckle

Bit of research and you may not have made this post.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Serbia on Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:19 pm

Lootifer wrote:
Serbia wrote:
Lootifer wrote:7-8% body fat?

Well I for one am fucking jealous.


Fixed. You shouldn't be so obvious with your internet envy.

/chuckle

Bit of research and you may not have made this post.


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Lootifer on Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:23 pm

Too right, plus I cant find the pic of me falling out of the boat so you win anyway; *fatandugly*

My point stands thou: I think any male who has a body fat % below 10% and is not competing in a sport at a national or international level is a vain moron. (and no body building is NOT a sport)
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby nietzsche on Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:28 pm

I have no mass.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby tdans on Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:54 pm

Lootifer wrote:7-8% body fat?

Are you an olympic or national level athlete? Otherwise that is pure vanity... And not something id be "showing off" with a pic.

Personal Trainer / endurance athelete / martial arts punching bag / retard who enjoys exhausting himself.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby tdans on Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:56 pm

Lootifer wrote:Too right, plus I cant find the pic of me falling out of the boat so you win anyway; *fatandugly*

My point stands thou: I think any male who has a body fat % below 10% and is not competing in a sport at a national or international level is a vain moron. (and no body building is NOT a sport)

it is all vain. I did it for the ladies. it worked. I do it now because it helps keep my stress and anger in control.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:39 pm

nietzsche wrote:I have no mass.


what are you? A photon?




































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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Lootifer on Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:58 pm

tdans wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Too right, plus I cant find the pic of me falling out of the boat so you win anyway; *fatandugly*

My point stands thou: I think any male who has a body fat % below 10% and is not competing in a sport at a national or international level is a vain moron. (and no body building is NOT a sport)

it is all vain. I did it for the ladies. it worked. I do it now because it helps keep my stress and anger in control.

At least you're honest. I can respect that; in your case id remove the moron tag... maybe ;)
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby tdans on Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:49 pm

Lootifer wrote:
tdans wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Too right, plus I cant find the pic of me falling out of the boat so you win anyway; *fatandugly*

My point stands thou: I think any male who has a body fat % below 10% and is not competing in a sport at a national or international level is a vain moron. (and no body building is NOT a sport)

it is all vain. I did it for the ladies. it worked. I do it now because it helps keep my stress and anger in control.

At least you're honest. I can respect that; in your case id remove the moron tag... maybe ;)

:lol: =D> thankyou Kindly! I mean, I am super active and exercise for my job, so I stay really fit, but if I didn't have this job, I'd probably get about 10-12% bodyfat :P
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby tzor on Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:30 am

Army of GOD wrote:
nietzsche wrote:I have no mass.


what are you? A photon?


or a gluon, although they are mostly confined within hadrons.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Serbia on Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:32 am

tzor wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
nietzsche wrote:I have no mass.


what are you? A photon?


or a gluon, although they are mostly confined within hard-ons.


Spelling error fixed.
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