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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Serbia on Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:19 pm

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Lootifer wrote:7-8% body fat?

Well I for one am fucking jealous.


Fixed. You shouldn't be so obvious with your internet envy.

/chuckle

Bit of research and you may not have made this post.


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Lootifer on Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:23 pm

Too right, plus I cant find the pic of me falling out of the boat so you win anyway; *fatandugly*

My point stands thou: I think any male who has a body fat % below 10% and is not competing in a sport at a national or international level is a vain moron. (and no body building is NOT a sport)
I go to the gym to justify my mockery of fat people.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby nietzsche on Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:28 pm

I have no mass.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby tdans on Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:54 pm

Lootifer wrote:7-8% body fat?

Are you an olympic or national level athlete? Otherwise that is pure vanity... And not something id be "showing off" with a pic.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby tdans on Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:56 pm

Lootifer wrote:Too right, plus I cant find the pic of me falling out of the boat so you win anyway; *fatandugly*

My point stands thou: I think any male who has a body fat % below 10% and is not competing in a sport at a national or international level is a vain moron. (and no body building is NOT a sport)

it is all vain. I did it for the ladies. it worked. I do it now because it helps keep my stress and anger in control.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:39 pm

nietzsche wrote:I have no mass.


what are you? A photon?




































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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Lootifer on Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:58 pm

tdans wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Too right, plus I cant find the pic of me falling out of the boat so you win anyway; *fatandugly*

My point stands thou: I think any male who has a body fat % below 10% and is not competing in a sport at a national or international level is a vain moron. (and no body building is NOT a sport)

it is all vain. I did it for the ladies. it worked. I do it now because it helps keep my stress and anger in control.

At least you're honest. I can respect that; in your case id remove the moron tag... maybe ;)
I go to the gym to justify my mockery of fat people.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby tdans on Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:49 pm

Lootifer wrote:
tdans wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Too right, plus I cant find the pic of me falling out of the boat so you win anyway; *fatandugly*

My point stands thou: I think any male who has a body fat % below 10% and is not competing in a sport at a national or international level is a vain moron. (and no body building is NOT a sport)

it is all vain. I did it for the ladies. it worked. I do it now because it helps keep my stress and anger in control.

At least you're honest. I can respect that; in your case id remove the moron tag... maybe ;)

:lol: =D> thankyou Kindly! I mean, I am super active and exercise for my job, so I stay really fit, but if I didn't have this job, I'd probably get about 10-12% bodyfat :P
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby tzor on Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:30 am

Army of GOD wrote:
nietzsche wrote:I have no mass.


what are you? A photon?


or a gluon, although they are mostly confined within hadrons.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Serbia on Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:32 am

tzor wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
nietzsche wrote:I have no mass.


what are you? A photon?


or a gluon, although they are mostly confined within hard-ons.


Spelling error fixed.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:33 am

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:49 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
nietzsche wrote:I have no mass.


what are you? A photon?


No he's just speaking Spanish. But no more about that.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby notyou2 on Sat Nov 10, 2012 5:11 pm

nietzsche wrote:I have no mass.



I never realized you are a priest, or were a priest. Were you defrocked?
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby nietzsche on Sat Nov 10, 2012 5:20 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
nietzsche wrote:I have no mass.


what are you? A photon?


No he's just seaking Spanish. But no more about that.


lol, I had to read it 3 times to get it
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:34 pm

Here's a recent pic of me at a tailgate party a little over a week ago, in Laramie.

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I'm the one with the yellow hat. The rest are fellow fans of the Wyoming Cowboys that decided we would meet up before our rivalry game against Colorado State by having a tailgate party. It was a good time all around.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:56 am

Here is me like 6 months ago:
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Here is me now (on right):
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Bit of a change!
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby x-raider on Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:10 pm

Yeh, a bit.
Y'know that's funny. It looks just like your avatar. "insert saxi emoticon here"
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby notyou2 on Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:42 am

You kids litter a lot.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby spurgistan on Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:48 pm

notyou2 wrote:You kids litter a lot.


Ole' Treehugger Spurgistan hopes you guys packed out what you packed in. It's the only Earth we got, man. [stupid smile, flashes peace sign, dissolves in purple haze]
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby x-raider on Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:02 pm

spurgistan wrote:
notyou2 wrote:You kids litter a lot.


Ole' Treehugger Spurgistan hopes you guys packed out what you packed in. It's the only Earth we got, man. [stupid smile, flashes peace sign, dissolves in purple haze]


I Like that, but I guess there's no-one left to talk to...

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby sam_levi_11 on Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:24 pm

x-raider wrote:Yeh, a bit.
Y'know that's funny. It looks just like your avatar. "insert saxi emoticon here"
Pink Floyd FTW

Literally just realised that I'm pulling the same pose in both my avatar and picture 1.

Also, I picked up my rubbish, which wasn't much. Can't say the same for my friends to be honest.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Lootifer on Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:03 pm

Then you either tell them to pick their shit up or do it yourself. Come on man...
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby x-raider on Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:13 pm

sam_levi_11 wrote:
x-raider wrote:Yeh, a bit.
Y'know that's funny. It looks just like your avatar. "insert saxi emoticon here"
Pink Floyd FTW

Literally just realised that I'm pulling the same pose in both my avatar and picture 1.

Yeh, I still try to strike different poses, but the cons are that I look ridiculous half the time.
:P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH85Y970z1w

sam_levi_11 wrote:Also, I picked up my rubbish, which wasn't much. Can't say the same for my friends to be honest.


Hey, No sweat. I do that myself. I don't have the grit and confidence of keeping popularity to tell friends to pick up rubbish all the time. But I'll pick up rubbish all the time and hope people pick it up by example (no pun intended).
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby sam_levi_11 on Sat Nov 17, 2012 5:08 pm

Lootifer wrote:Then you either tell them to pick their shit up or do it yourself. Come on man...
Do you even have friends?
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:37 pm

Lootifer wrote:Then you either tell them to pick their shit up or do it yourself. Come on man...


what are you? my mom?
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