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Postby rathersane on Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:34 pm

Sphincters squeeze?
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Postby nyg5680 on Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:37 pm

stuff happens
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Postby dussle on Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:23 pm

nyg5680 wrote:stuff happens


Thats very creative! There's your answer, Rev!
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Postby Sammy gags on Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:11 pm

rathersane wrote:Sphincters squeeze?

LOL
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Postby P Gizzle on Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:19 pm

"Tony Romo as a place-holder" happens
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Postby Sammy gags on Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:22 pm

ya, maybe 4 a peewee team
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Postby glynch19 on Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:54 pm

P grizzle thats fricken hilarious.

as for my answer ide say "Life goes on" its kinda lame but it could fit.
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Postby TimTheEnchanter on Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:16 am

I wish I could delete this post but all I can do is change it into this... :oops:
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Postby hawkeye on Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:20 am

Excrement transpires.
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:34 am

"Who knew?
Buy insurance
its the law"
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Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:38 am

2dimes wrote:"Who knew?
Buy insurance
its the law"


thats good.
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:47 am

Yes it is.
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Re: Shit happens

Postby vtmarik on Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:53 am

reverend_kyle wrote:whats another phrase synonomous with shit happens that is school appropriate.


S*it happens.

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Postby HoustonNutt on Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:59 am

Sammy gags wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:shit occurs?

read the 1st post retard


Do you find that you often fail to recognize sarcasm and humor?
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Re: Shit happens

Postby Shade on Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:01 am

reverend_kyle wrote:whats another phrase synonomous with shit happens that is school appropriate.


Sranja se dogadjaju....

That's on Croatian....

Read it [srahgna sey doghadjahyou] :lol:

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Postby Sammy gags on Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:31 pm

HoustonNutt wrote:
Sammy gags wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:shit occurs?

read the 1st post retard


Do you find that you often fail to recognize sarcasm and humor?

no, i just really hate him
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Postby UCAbears on Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:50 pm

Bull Spit happens?
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Postby kclborat on Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:32 am

the one that always pissed me off and doesnt really apply:
"if life gives you lemons make lemonade"
my version that still doesnt apply
"if life gives you lemons, stop f*cking complaining about it and man up"
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Postby vtmarik on Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:37 am

"When life gives you lemons, go 'Yeah! I like lemons! What else ya got?' " - Henry Rollins

Shit happens, however? How about "Gravity always pulls ya down in the end." It's profound, scientific, and has the benefit of not being in every quote book.
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Postby misscrystal on Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:38 am

I don't think I know a kinder gentler way to say 'shit happens'...

but it's always a good idea to purchase insurance before the fertilizer hits the ventilator.

Good luck in your quest to find a school appropriate way to curse without using expletives :D .
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Postby reverend_kyle on Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:41 am

vtmarik wrote:"When life gives you lemons, go 'Yeah! I like lemons! What else ya got?' " - Henry Rollins
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Postby FRSmk3 on Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:04 pm

"Sith Happens"
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Postby rathersane on Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:24 pm

"C'est la vie, tu petit morceau de merde!"


I probably got that wrong, but hey! Shit happens.
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