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Postby Sammy gags on Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:31 pm

HoustonNutt wrote:
Sammy gags wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:shit occurs?

read the 1st post retard


Do you find that you often fail to recognize sarcasm and humor?

no, i just really hate him
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Postby UCAbears on Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:50 pm

Bull Spit happens?
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Postby kclborat on Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:32 am

the one that always pissed me off and doesnt really apply:
"if life gives you lemons make lemonade"
my version that still doesnt apply
"if life gives you lemons, stop f*cking complaining about it and man up"
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Postby vtmarik on Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:37 am

"When life gives you lemons, go 'Yeah! I like lemons! What else ya got?' " - Henry Rollins

Shit happens, however? How about "Gravity always pulls ya down in the end." It's profound, scientific, and has the benefit of not being in every quote book.
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Postby misscrystal on Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:38 am

I don't think I know a kinder gentler way to say 'shit happens'...

but it's always a good idea to purchase insurance before the fertilizer hits the ventilator.

Good luck in your quest to find a school appropriate way to curse without using expletives :D .
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Postby reverend_kyle on Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:41 am

vtmarik wrote:"When life gives you lemons, go 'Yeah! I like lemons! What else ya got?' " - Henry Rollins
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Postby FRSmk3 on Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:04 pm

"Sith Happens"
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Postby rathersane on Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:24 pm

"C'est la vie, tu petit morceau de merde!"


I probably got that wrong, but hey! Shit happens.
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