Shit happens

[Sammy gags]

shit occurs?

read the 1st post retard

Do you find that you often fail to recognize sarcasm and humor?

no, i just really hate him

[UCAbears]

Bull Spit happens?

[kclborat]

the one that always pissed me off and doesnt really apply:
"if life gives you lemons make lemonade"
my version that still doesnt apply
"if life gives you lemons, stop f*cking complaining about it and man up"

[vtmarik]

"When life gives you lemons, go 'Yeah! I like lemons! What else ya got?' " - Henry Rollins

Shit happens, however? How about "Gravity always pulls ya down in the end." It's profound, scientific, and has the benefit of not being in every quote book.

[misscrystal]

I don't think I know a kinder gentler way to say 'shit happens'...

but it's always a good idea to purchase insurance before the fertilizer hits the ventilator.

Good luck in your quest to find a school appropriate way to curse without using expletives .

[reverend_kyle]

"When life gives you lemons, go 'Yeah! I like lemons! What else ya got?' " - Henry Rollins
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[FRSmk3]

"Sith Happens"

[rathersane]

"C'est la vie, tu petit morceau de merde!"


I probably got that wrong, but hey! Shit happens.