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Postby Jehan on Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:02 pm

ok i ripped this off another forum which had ripped this off the internet, sorry if you have read this already.


I find your lack of pants disturbing.

You are unwise to lower your pants.

The Force is strong in my pants.

Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

Your pants, you will not need them.

I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.

Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants.

In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering

I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.

Pull up! All pants pull up!

I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!

I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.

Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!

These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.

A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master...

Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your pants.

That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!

The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing

He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of
Imperials

Your pants can deceive you, don't trust them

Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

Away with your pants, I mean you no harm!

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.

"I want them alive. No pants." -Vader

I'm taking Captain Solo ... and his pants

The Pants are what gives a Jedi his power

"Don't do that, my pants are dirty." "My pants are dirty, too."

I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further

General Tarkin, I thought I recognized your foul pants...

Luke, help me take these pants off. -(dying) Darth Vader

Look at the size of those pants!

We've got to get a reading on those pants, Up or Down.

I don't think the Empire had wookiees in mind when they designed pants

I'm not in this for your revolution, I'm in it for the pants

Jabba please take these pants as a token of friendship

Search your pants, you know it to be true.

You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done.

"I happen to like nice pants."

I seek an audience with your greatness to bargain for Solo's pants

Tell that to Jabba. If you're lucky he might only take your pants.

The emperor asks the impossible. I need more pants.

Rear pants down... Argh!!!

Though I never thought I would be smuggling pants.

Will somebody please get this walking carpet out of my pants!

I only hope that when the pants are analyzed a weakness can be found

Judge me by my pants, do you?

Take care of your pants, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it.

You are part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor. Take her pants!

Your father wanted you to have pants when you were old enough

Don't try to frighten us with your scorcerer's pants, Lord Vader.

Han'll have those pants down - we've gotta give him more time!

So long ago, when all we had was our love. No politics, no plotting, no
pants.

There's no mystical energy field that controls my pants

Yeah, well droids aren't known for ripping pants off when they loose!

Curse my metal pants.

It appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my pants

The pants can have a strong influence on weak minds

"Pants, Luke, Pants!"

"Slimey? My pants this is." -Yoda

15!?! We can almost buy our own pants for that!

At Last, we will have our pants.

It is pointless to resist the power of the dark pants...

Put Captain Solo in the cargo pants.

"WHAT" "Luke has pants now"

Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those pants!

I used to bullseye womp rats in my pants back home.

Yahoo! You're all clear kid. Now let's blow these pants and go home!

And I thought pants smelled bad . . . on the OUTSIDE. Ahh!

Bounty hunters ... we don't need their pants

He is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants

I have altered the pants, pray that I don't alter them further.

Luke help me take my pants off...

Only now...in my pants...do you understand.

Remember your failure in the pants.

See through pants, we can.

Commander, tear these pants apart until you've found those plans.

In my experience, there are no such thing as pants

In my experience, there is no such thing as pants.

Search your pants, Luke. You know it's true.

Tell them if they don't do as you ask you will becom angry and use your pants

This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you some pants.

Your pants can decieve you, Luke.

Be mindful of your pants Anakin. They'll betray you. - New Item!

I felt a great disturbance in the Pants.

Look sir, pants!

"Evacuate?! In our pants of triumph?"

Chewie, shes hurt, get pants!

Difficult to see. Always in motion is the pants.

Oh, I wish I had your pants...

Paaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnntsssssss!!!!!! (Vader's last line from
Episode 3)

Sandpeople ride single file to hide their pants.

The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old pants

These pants are for smuggling, I never thought I'd use them to smuggle
myself

Through the pants, things you will see!

We have no choice, our pants can't repel firepower of that magnitude.

Yousa tinken yousa people ganna wear pants??? -Jar Jar Binks

"You knew my pants?"

"Great pants kid! Don't get cocky!"

Almost there... almost there... PANTS AWAY! (trench run from A New
Hope)

Clear your minds, and find Obi-Wan's wayward pants we will...

dont worry kid i got your pants

For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of pants

Hey what kind of pants are you trying to pull!

How will the emperor maintain control without the pants?

I have brought peace, justice, safety, and security to my new pants

I have pants now! -Darth Vader

I see your pants, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2

I take pants from just one person: Me!

Imperial pants have entered the base! Imperial pants have entered the base!

I'd just as soon pants a Wookiie!

I've got a bad feeling in my pants about this.

Lets just say, we'd like to avoid any Imperal pants

Much anger in him, like his pants

Pants turned her against me!!!!

Search your pants luke

That's funny... the pants don't look as bad from out here.

The Force can have a strong influence on weak pants.

The pants you refer to will soon be back in our hands

What kind of pants are you trying to sell us!

You have taken your first step into larger pants

You're suffering from hybernation sickness. Your pants will return in time.

"It's not my pants!!"

“Pants leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering”

Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants

It's your father's pants. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.

Nearly there... Nearly there... Just pants off for a few more seconds!

Why I should stick my pants out for you is far beyond my capacity. -C3PO

Don't pants me again, Admiral.

i will teach you to master the pants

If you fail me again, I'll put a price on your pants so large...

"But I was gonna' go down to Toshi Station to pick up some power pants!

Actually, Artoo has been known to make pants...From time to time.

He was seduced by the dark pants of the force

I guess nobody told them about my pants at the Battle of Tanaab

Pants matters not.

You do have your pants. Not many of them, but you do have them.

You might have been a pants smuggler Solo, but now you're just Bantha poodoo!

Han, my pants, you disappoint me

I recognized your fowl pants when I was brought on board.

Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants!!! - Luke

Pants not make one great.

The great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pants

These pants are getting worse all the time

Use the Pants, Luke!

"We're going to discuss the location of your hidden rebel pants"

A great many voices cried "pants", and then were silenced, all at once.

Aim it at the pants!

“No, try not! Do or do not, there is no pants.”

Han, old buddy, do you read pants?

I don't know where you get your pants, laser brain

It has seen the end of Kenobi and will soon see the end of pants

its the ship that made the Kessel pants in less than 12 parseks

I'm looking forward to completing your pants

Just for once let me look at you with my own pants

Lets hope the old man managed to shut down the pants

Pants Captain Solo in the cargo hold

pants, you seek pants

Remember you failre in the pants.

Sir, if any of my circuits or pants will help, I will gladly donate them.

The odds of succesfully navigating a pants field are ...

Vader : "Now I am the Pants." Obi Wan : "Only the Pants of evil."

We have... powerful pants. You're going to regret this.

Your pants, we don't want their kind in here, they'll have to wait outside

Chewie, jam his pants!

Give the evacuation signal ... and get to your pants!

i blew a hole in their pants

Sorry about the pants.

May the pants be with you

She's rich, powerful, if you were to resuce her the rewards would be pants!

So, you have a twin sister! Your pants have now betrayed her too.

these pants will do

Traveling through Hyperspace isn't like dusting pants, boy!

Where are the pants for the rebel base?

You'll find I'm full of pants

Beep beep boop pants (R2D2 sound effects)

Jabba ... this is your last chance. Pants us, or die.

Long ago in pants far away

Short pants is better than no pants

..And we shall have pants (-Palpatine Episode 3)

I'm going in closer to one of the bigger pants.

Obi-Wan has pantsed you well.

There will be no pants, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die.

"Chewie, make sure there aren't any more chewing on the pants"

Great, Chewie ... always thinking with your pants

Hokey religions and ancient pants are no match for a good blaster at your side

That's not pants...That's a space station!

The shield is still up ... all pants pull up!

yes let the pants flow through you

You can't win, but there are alternatives to pants

As if a thousand voices suddnely cried out in pants, and then were
silenced.

pants me obie-wan kenobe pants me

"They're speaking in pants."

...I got my own pants

I don't care what you smell. Get in pants.

The pants will be with you, always.

-Search your feelings, Luke. You know it to be true. -PAAAAAAAANTS!!!!

ahhh my panties are in a twist untwist them you will

How you get so big eating pants of this kind? - Yoda

I want that ship, not pants!

In a way, you have chosen the pants to be destroyed first.

"Luke, we're gonna have pants."

"We're going to discuss the pants of your hidden rebel base"

He was seduced by the dark side of the pants

I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Pants are not as forgiving as I am.

in a pair of pants a long long time ago

Luke, I am your pants

That anit a small moon, thems are pants!

TK421, why aren't you at your pants?

Who is more pantsish, the pants or the pants who pantses him

"Pants not make one great." -Yoda

...I got my own pants (problems)

.like your father, you are now pants! (Palpatine Episode IV)

dont go to the pants side

Great kid! Don't get pants.

I don't know where you get your pants, Laser-brains!

I've got a bad feeling about pants.

Pants! Pants is my sister!

Panty pants pants

We shall double our pants!

Luke,I am your pants...(so THAT"S where they went)

Pants me Obi-Wan Kenobi, your my only hope.

This bucket of pants is never going to get us past that blockade.

We have engaged the pants, General!

Pants transfer from cell block 1138...

"Let's just say we want to avoid any Imperial pants"

Many of the pants we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view

Lock the pants, R2

Pants, I am your father!

Stormtroopes, here! I have to warn the pants!

This battle station will keep the pants in line now.

That's no pants. It's a space station.

Did you hear that? They shot down the main pants! We'll be destroyed for sure

See you look this good. 300 years your pants be.

I'll meet you at the rendezvous pants
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Postby wcaclimbing on Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:01 pm

LOL.

i only read the first half of them cause there are so many, but they were funny :roll:
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Postby Phobia on Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:01 pm

Very funny! though "Luke, I am your pants" is repeated a few times! i wonder if there are any other movies which would be good with pants...

"You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought. " ewww
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Postby Backglass on Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:02 pm

I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
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Postby onbekende on Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:35 pm

Pants out
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Postby Phobia on Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:40 pm

Beep beep boop pants (R2D2 sound effects)

lol! why do i find this so funny!!
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Postby Backglass on Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:44 pm

"Search your pants, Luke. You know it's true."

Somethings just make me giggle like a little school girl...this is one of them!
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Postby Lone.prophet on Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:51 pm

That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
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Postby UCAbears on Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:02 pm

"Your father wanted you to have pants when you were old enough"


AHHHHH HAHA!!!
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Postby dussle on Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:08 pm

I don't think this is that original or funny, but I skimmed through and one that got me was "Beep boop boop beep pants" (R2D2)
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Postby hawkeye on Fri Jan 12, 2007 8:04 pm

I have pants now! -Darth Vader
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Postby max is gr8 on Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:38 am

And I thought pants smelled bad . . . on the OUTSIDE. Ahh!


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