Post Any Evidence For God Here

[warmonger1981]

f*ck you to jones.

[jonesthecurl]

Don't go too near any wood works or my sharks'll get you.
P.S. you mean "you too".

[warmonger1981]

I forgot I'm now talking to a grown man who dresses up like a pirate. Is " f*ck you" good? Or do I need to talk like a pirate?

[AndyDufresne]

Alright f*ck heads. Obviously your girlfriends. smell chum in the water. They are all coming out of the wood work like a bunch of sharks defending a loved one. I done use spell check first of all. Crispy you are a prick for trying to act all " I'm all above this guys intelligence". Andy seems to jump into other peoples shit. Go eat a banana or take the one outta your ASS. And where the f*ck did comic boy come from. Go stick your head in a superman comic.

Sharks come out of the wood work to defend their loved ones?
What the f*ck sort of shark is that?

A wood shark, Jonesy.




--Andy

[jonesthecurl]

I forgot I'm now talking to a grown man who dresses up like a pirate. Is " f*ck you" good? Or do I need to talk like a pirate?

Well, that's not a very Christian attitude. I'm sure that when your intellectual and grammatical inadequacies are mocked, Jesus would tell you to turn the other brain cell.

[BigBallinStalin]

f*ck you to jones.

I'm still trying to figure out this one.

Does warmonger mean that while one fucks you or himself, then one must f*ck in the general direction of jones? Or maybe you take a picture of the fucking, then sent it to jones.

If only we had a book which explained these things... I reject all dictionaries though--Viceroy taught me well.

[warmonger1981]

Look at the big brain on brad. Its a royal with cheese cause of the metric system. Now look in the bag for the wallet that says " bad motherfucker" on it. Please hunny bunny.

[warmonger1981]

I'm probably one of the worst Christians out there. Probably no salvation for me.

[Frigidus]

I'm probably one of the worst Christians out there. Probably no salvation for me.

Maybe not, but you could probably get rich hosting a new show on FOX news.

[notyou2]

Crispy, your question went south after I posted. Sorry dude.

[comic boy]

You would think God would at least make his creations literate.

[notyou2]

You would think God would at least make his creations literate.

I assume you are now done with that comic. May I read it?

[jonesthecurl]

Look at the big brain on brad. Its a royal with cheese cause of the metric system. Now look in the bag for the wallet that says " bad motherfucker" on it. Please hunny bunny.

Someone suggested that some of the creationists on here were actually some sort of response bot. I don't think that's true, but judging by this post you may well be a random word generator. I seriously haven't the least idea what your post is intended to mean.

[jonesthecurl]

I'm probably one of the worst Christians out there. Probably no salvation for me.

Many angry Christian posters, especially creationists, do seem to have missed Jesus's instructions to be peacemakers, meek, charitable in your attitudes, forgiving of your enemies, and so forth. It's a bit odd that it takes a heathen (and what's more a pirate heathen), to point this out to you. Seriously, if you believe in this stuff, you have to try to calm down.

Oh, and if you manage to find any shows on TV that aren't "reality" shows these days, you may notice there arepeople called "actors" in them. Sometimes they wear clothes that are not the same as you see when you look out of your window. Sometimes they pretend to be someone else. Maybe even a pirate.

[Viceroy63]

I'm probably one of the worst Christians out there. Probably no salvation for me.

The fact that you recognize what a low down dirty shame, piece of a shit bag that you are means that there is more hope for you then for a living lion.

It's those who believe that they are "All of that" and then some, who don't realize the trouble they are in. In the resurrection and the final judgment at the end of God's plan. Then "the first shall be last and the last shall be first" (Luke 13:30).

"But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;
And base things of the world, and things which are despised, [vile things/people] hath God chosen, [yea], and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are:..."
-1Corinthians 1:27-28

If they can see the truth of what they are!