warmonger1981 wrote:I'm probably one of the worst Christians out there. Probably no salvation for me.
Many angry Christian posters, especially creationists, do seem to have missed Jesus's instructions to be peacemakers, meek, charitable in your attitudes, forgiving of your enemies, and so forth. It's a bit odd that it takes a heathen (and what's more a pirate
heathen), to point this out to you. Seriously, if you believe in this stuff, you have to try to calm down.
Oh, and if you manage to find any shows on TV that aren't "reality" shows these days, you may notice there arepeople called "actors" in them. Sometimes they wear clothes that are not the same as you see when you look out of your window. Sometimes they pretend to be someone else. Maybe even a pirate.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.