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Postby kramsey06 on Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:17 pm

any tips for an old boy looking for friend of the opposite type?
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Postby AK_iceman on Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:25 pm

Pre-emptive move to flame wars?
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Postby Caleb the Cruel on Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:32 pm

AK_iceman wrote:Pre-emptive move to flame wars?

Probably not a bad idea.
I can totally see him getting a ton of flame for this.
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Re: tips on women

Postby Master Bush on Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:34 pm

kramsey06 wrote:any tips for an old boy looking for friend of the opposite type?


Go outside.
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Re: tips on women

Postby Caleb the Cruel on Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:36 pm

Master Bush wrote:
kramsey06 wrote:any tips for an old boy looking for friend of the opposite type?


Go outside.

Let the flames begin.
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Re: tips on women

Postby dcowboys055 on Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:15 pm

kramsey06 wrote:any tips for an old boy looking for friend of the opposite type?


stop making internet forum threads asking for their forgiveness, and do something face-to-face...

or

suck it up, cupcake
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Postby morph on Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:25 pm

1. don't be a freakin control freak
2. don't think women are yours just because you are dating them, women are not a piece of meat...
3. stop being a douch when you dont get your way with them...
I am slowly going insane, thanks to Jay, Brandon (the douch tool) and sammy gags for his pic of bubba....
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Postby morph on Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:26 pm

o ya... hitting a woman is not a good idea either.. likely it will get you killed because personally and quite a few people think this way, if your a woman beater, you deserve to die..
I am slowly going insane, thanks to Jay, Brandon (the douch tool) and sammy gags for his pic of bubba....
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Re: tips on women

Postby HoustonNutt on Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:39 pm

kramsey06 wrote:any tips for an old boy looking for friend of the opposite type?


Kill self.
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Re: tips on women

Postby Machiavelli on Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:43 pm

kramsey06 wrote:Any tips for an old boy looking for friend of the opposite type?


Use correct punctuation. :wink:
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Re: tips on women

Postby HoustonNutt on Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:45 pm

Machiavelli wrote:
kramsey06 wrote:Any tips for an old boy looking for friend of the opposite type?


Use correct punctuation. :wink:


Bless you, though that is actually capitalization (not punctuation).
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Postby Machiavelli on Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:54 pm

I know, I thought about saying use correct capuitalization, but it sounds wierd.
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please help

Postby kramsey06 on Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:09 pm

is there anyway i can get a friend back? i am begging anyone to help me
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Re: please help

Postby DogDoc on Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:41 pm

kramsey06 wrote:is there anyway i can get a friend back? i am begging anyone to help me


Not looking good with the restraining order and all. Better just move along quietly.
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Postby P Gizzle on Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:44 pm

first, try real life, school, work, etc. try not making her wanna file a no-contact order.......then, try not being a jerk around her.....then, you got urself a girl....
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Postby s.xkitten on Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:45 pm

to late, but oh well.... :roll:
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Postby strike wolf on Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:32 pm

morph wrote:1. don't be a freakin control freak
2. don't think women are yours just because you are dating them, women are not a piece of meat...
3. stop being a douch when you dont get your way with them...


Wow morph I didn't expect you to act so serious. I expected a joke in there somewhere.
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Re: please help

Postby jay_a2j on Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:13 am

kramsey06 wrote:is there anyway i can get a friend back? i am begging anyone to help me



Well from the sounds of it you could start by buying some books on how to treat women. Then, buy a plant, care for it and if it is still alive in a year maybe start dating.


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Postby morph on Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:21 am

strike wolf wrote:
morph wrote:1. don't be a freakin control freak
2. don't think women are yours just because you are dating them, women are not a piece of meat...
3. stop being a douch when you dont get your way with them...


Wow morph I didn't expect you to act so serious. I expected a joke in there somewhere.



this guy is a douch.. so much so... i cannot make a joke.. that and he hurt a friend of mine.. i dont like people who do that...
I am slowly going insane, thanks to Jay, Brandon (the douch tool) and sammy gags for his pic of bubba....
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Postby strike wolf on Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:22 am

Well, you've lost her for good by doing this anyway. You've also irritated half of this forums inhabitants. So, leave now and never return.


Edit: Do you know kitten in real life morph?
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Postby vtmarik on Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:17 am

I second Strike Wolf's motion, but I must add this:

Don't be a dick and then expect a simple apology or days of endless begging to make up for it. If you go too far, then it's too fucking late.

Stop being a dick or a whining little beggar and start just trying to figure yourself out first. You won't know who to pursue or what to look for until you've got your own shit sorted.

No one's gonna do it for you man, you just gotta learn it the hard way. Now stop your whining, dust yourself off, and get on with your life. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. I've only got past the 'Oh woe is I/The apple of my eye has passed me by' stage only recently. Dude, just stop being so high strung and learn to just go with the flow.

Don't try and direct the river, it'll only tire you out and make you bitter. Stick with the ride and eventually you'll get to where you need to be. It might not be what you want, but it'll be what is necessary for you at the moment.
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Postby HoustonNutt on Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:51 am

Maybe you could regale her with tales of how you PMed me, acting all tough, only to get verbally slapped around and abused for roughly an hour. I bet she'd even like to see some of the messages where your threats of "I could kill you with just your lip" or some other inane shit were met with various replies delineating just how fucking dumb/lame/unlikely-to-ever-find-happiness you are.

I mean, it's just a thought.
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Postby rathersane on Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:02 am

Maybe you should just hang out beneath her bedroom window from midnight to 3 AM and sing her a song. Don't forget to cry a lot and then, of course, the anguished screaming.
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:14 am

There's a certain risk that this will end up with you being hanged beneath her window, then you'd have reason for anguished screaming... if you still could, that is.
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Re: please help

Postby salvadevinemasse on Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:19 pm

jay_a2j wrote:
kramsey06 wrote:is there anyway i can get a friend back? i am begging anyone to help me



Well from the sounds of it you could start by buying some books on how to treat women. Then, buy a plant, care for it and if it is still alive in a year maybe start dating.


or



Plan B...... move to San Fransisco and find someone who likes to be "man-handled". :wink:


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He really needs to learn how to be more of a gentleman then anything else...If he moves to cali I'm sure he'll make a couple gay buddies and they can show him how to treat a woman..leave it to the gay guys to teach such a wonderful thing! Besides..Gay guys can be us womens best friend, what other guy will go to the mall and go guy hunting with you? No straight guy that I know! lol Maybe a bi guy would though..hehehehe
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