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Re: Humanzee

Postby Falkomagno on Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:25 pm

this freaking me out...just imagine the conception moment...totally nasty.


Even worst:

In the 1920s the Soviet biologist Ilya Ivanovich Ivanov carried out a series of experiments to create a human/non human ape hybrid. At first working with human sperm and chimpanzee females, none of his attempts created a pregnancy. In 1929 he organized a set of experiments involving non human ape sperm and human volunteers, but was delayed by the death of his last orangutan. The next year he fell under political criticism from the Soviet government and was sentenced to exile in the Kazakh SSR; he worked there at the Kazakh Veterinary-Zootechnical Institute and died of a stroke two years later


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Re: Humanzee

Postby SultanOfSurreal on Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:49 am

Falkomagno wrote:this freaking me out...just imagine the conception moment...totally nasty.


Even worst:

In the 1920s the Soviet biologist Ilya Ivanovich Ivanov carried out a series of experiments to create a human/non human ape hybrid. At first working with human sperm and chimpanzee females, none of his attempts created a pregnancy. In 1929 he organized a set of experiments involving non human ape sperm and human volunteers, but was delayed by the death of his last orangutan. The next year he fell under political criticism from the Soviet government and was sentenced to exile in the Kazakh SSR; he worked there at the Kazakh Veterinary-Zootechnical Institute and died of a stroke two years later


:shock:


just in case you guys weren't paying attention in history class, and to up the horror ante, i'd like to highlight the word "volunteer" and point out that it probably isn't the most accurate term the article could have used
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Re: Humanzee

Postby b.k. barunt on Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:55 am

SultanOfSurreal wrote:
is there a particular reason you're suddenly infatuated with the rather pseudo-scientific concept of a human/ape hybrid


He seemed to latch onto it shortly after reading one of your posts - not that there's any definite correlation there mind you, just sayin . . .


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Re: Humanzee

Postby GabonX on Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:28 am

SultanOfSurreal wrote:to up the horror ante

Facts Concerning the Late Arthur Jermyn and His Family
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Re: Humanzee

Postby SultanOfSurreal on Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:21 am

b.k. barunt wrote:
SultanOfSurreal wrote:
is there a particular reason you're suddenly infatuated with the rather pseudo-scientific concept of a human/ape hybrid


He seemed to latch onto it shortly after reading one of your posts - not that there's any definite correlation there mind you, just sayin . . .


Honibaz


look, at least when i make snide, drive-by style comments to you they make sense. the premise of your joke doesn't work on its own merits seeing as gabon started this thread -- with no apparent inspiration from me. the joke would only work if he was having a conversation with me beforehand or if he was posting his weird humanzee articles in a thread i started.

in conclusion your jokes suck and you should probably just fucking die already you useless old idiot
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Re: Humanzee

Postby b.k. barunt on Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:18 am

SultanOfSurreal wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:
SultanOfSurreal wrote:
is there a particular reason you're suddenly infatuated with the rather pseudo-scientific concept of a human/ape hybrid


He seemed to latch onto it shortly after reading one of your posts - not that there's any definite correlation there mind you, just sayin . . .


Honibaz


look, at least when i make snide, drive-by style comments to you they make sense. the premise of your joke doesn't work on its own merits seeing as gabon started this thread -- with no apparent inspiration from me. the joke would only work if he was having a conversation with me beforehand or if he was posting his weird humanzee articles in a thread i started.

in conclusion your jokes suck and you should probably just fucking die already you useless old idiot


?

You can't possibly be that stoopit can you? I was simply drawing a parallel between the intelligence level of a chimp and your own - just a casual observation there. Is it really necessary for me to spoon feed you like this?


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Re: Humanzee

Postby InkL0sed on Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:57 am

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Re: Humanzee

Postby SultanOfSurreal on Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:12 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:
SultanOfSurreal wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:
SultanOfSurreal wrote:
is there a particular reason you're suddenly infatuated with the rather pseudo-scientific concept of a human/ape hybrid


He seemed to latch onto it shortly after reading one of your posts - not that there's any definite correlation there mind you, just sayin . . .


Honibaz


look, at least when i make snide, drive-by style comments to you they make sense. the premise of your joke doesn't work on its own merits seeing as gabon started this thread -- with no apparent inspiration from me. the joke would only work if he was having a conversation with me beforehand or if he was posting his weird humanzee articles in a thread i started.

in conclusion your jokes suck and you should probably just fucking die already you useless old idiot


?

You can't possibly be that stoopit can you? I was simply drawing a parallel between the intelligence level of a chimp and your own - just a casual observation there. Is it really necessary for me to spoon feed you like this?


Honibaz


jesus christ you fucking sack of meat, i get the joke. i made that clear in my post. the joke is that gabonx began to wonder about the possibility of a humanzee just after speaking with me, because of how stupid i am.

my point is that the joke doesn't work because i haven't had a conversation with him recently, and the thread was clearly started without any sort of impetus from me. your joke sucked. and worse, you are too stupid to even properly understand the very shit that you yourself are saying.

f*ck. talking with you feels like having my balls set on fire and being locked in the chinese room
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Re: Humanzee

Postby Johnny Rockets on Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:26 pm

Errrrr........pardon the stoopid, but Chinese Room?

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Re: Humanzee

Postby SultanOfSurreal on Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:36 pm

Johnny Rockets wrote:Errrrr........pardon the stoopid, but Chinese Room?

J


http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chinese+room
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Re: Humanzee

Postby Johnny Rockets on Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:18 pm

Thank you.

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Re: Humanzee

Postby b.k. barunt on Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:12 pm

Johnny Rockets wrote:Errrrr........pardon the stoopid, but Chinese Room?

J


It's a gay thing.


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Re: Humanzee

Postby AAFitz on Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:25 pm

Wasnt a hybrid or a cross or anything. A unique chimp with some issues more than anything in the end. They tested the genes and he was full chimp. As it may say also, they thought perhaps it was the missing link between chimps and man, but it turns out chimps and man came from common ancestor, not humans from chimp, a fact that escapes many, and has caused confusion about evolution for years.
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Postby Lionz on Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:57 pm

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Re: Humanzee

Postby Timminz on Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:06 pm

gOD IS DOING IT WRONG!
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Re: Humanzee

Postby SultanOfSurreal on Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:44 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:
Johnny Rockets wrote:Errrrr........pardon the stoopid, but Chinese Room?

J


It's a gay thing.


Honibaz


how old are you, like 60? how have you managed to live for so fucking long and yet remain so fucking dull and unteachable? by rights, you should have six decades of knowledge and wit from which to draw -- a veritable wellspring of experience to counter me with. yet the only riposte you can offer in answer to my jab is "yeah well you're gay!!!"

but the real tragedy here is that you honestly think you're clever. you have done nothing here but misunderstand and misconstrue, and in so doing have only served to humiliate yourself publicly. but you'll continue to mug dumbly for everyone because you have literally no self-awareness. you're a goddamn disgrace and you don't even know it. pitiful.
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Re: Humanzee

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:50 am

I'm not sure what others think about insults on the internet, but to me they always bounce of rather harmlessly. Although, they do provide great entertainment.

I'm sorry, what were we talking about again? Humanzees? Big deal.
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Re: Humanzee

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:09 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:I'm not sure what others think about insults on the internet, but to me they always bounce of rather harmlessly. Although, they do provide great entertainment.

I'm sorry, what were we talking about again? Humanzees? Big deal.


Ok, SmallBalls. Go eat another s*** you worthless scum.




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Re: Humanzee

Postby SultanOfSurreal on Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:38 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:I'm not sure what others think about insults on the internet, but to me they always bounce of rather harmlessly. Although, they do provide great entertainment.


just to be clear: i'm not taking umbrage over this one. just the opposite, actually. i'm disappointed because barunt's responses have been proving dumb as hell. the man could be easily outclassed by a precocious fifth grader.

seriously -- i make a rather clever jab and all he can come back with is "it's a gay thing." that is mind-bogglingly weak, and it betrays a level of ineptitude that i'm honestly not sure how to respond to. i'm babe ruth at a fucking teeball game over here
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Re: Humanzee

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:55 am

or another chimp at a tea party providing entertainment for the masses.
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Postby AAFitz on Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:28 am



go sell crazy someplace else, were all stocked up here


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Re: Humanzee

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:35 am

Army of GOD wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:I'm not sure what others think about insults on the internet, but to me they always bounce of rather harmlessly. Although, they do provide great entertainment.

I'm sorry, what were we talking about again? Humanzees? Big deal.


Ok, SmallBalls. Go eat another s*** you worthless scum.




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Re: Humanzee

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:13 pm

True story

The first time I heard of Manzees, my sister and I had just accidentally discovered the Alex Jones Radio Show. Now, as we listened to his long-winded rant (we tuned in right at the middle of it) he was literally screaming about these South American Labs where the US military could experiment with Human DNA and not have to worry about American laws.
I laughed and laughed.
When he started yelling about spider-goats without explaining what they actually were, we both lost it. We had no idea what they could be, but as our imaginations ran with the idea we both hopped on the giggle train. I've listened to Alex Jones quite a few times, though really only as entertainment. His views are sometimes dead-nuts on..... but it happens so rarely that he's just a kook with a bullhorn.

Yet the reason I bring this up:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... r-web.html

HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE SPIDER-GOATS! We kinda gotta give him the benefit of the doubt now....
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Postby Lionz on Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:28 pm

AAFitz,

Ironic pseudo-address typo or typos by you maybe.

What was made up?
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Re:

Postby AAFitz on Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:49 pm

Lionz wrote:AAFitz,

Ironic pseudo-address typo or typos by you maybe.

What was made up?


yeah, dont believe it just because someone wrote it down....lots of stuff is easy to make up. :D
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