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Re: Humanzee

Postby SultanOfSurreal on Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:44 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:
Johnny Rockets wrote:Errrrr........pardon the stoopid, but Chinese Room?

J


It's a gay thing.


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how old are you, like 60? how have you managed to live for so fucking long and yet remain so fucking dull and unteachable? by rights, you should have six decades of knowledge and wit from which to draw -- a veritable wellspring of experience to counter me with. yet the only riposte you can offer in answer to my jab is "yeah well you're gay!!!"

but the real tragedy here is that you honestly think you're clever. you have done nothing here but misunderstand and misconstrue, and in so doing have only served to humiliate yourself publicly. but you'll continue to mug dumbly for everyone because you have literally no self-awareness. you're a goddamn disgrace and you don't even know it. pitiful.
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Re: Humanzee

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:50 am

I'm not sure what others think about insults on the internet, but to me they always bounce of rather harmlessly. Although, they do provide great entertainment.

I'm sorry, what were we talking about again? Humanzees? Big deal.
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Re: Humanzee

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:09 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:I'm not sure what others think about insults on the internet, but to me they always bounce of rather harmlessly. Although, they do provide great entertainment.

I'm sorry, what were we talking about again? Humanzees? Big deal.


Ok, SmallBalls. Go eat another s*** you worthless scum.




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Re: Humanzee

Postby SultanOfSurreal on Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:38 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:I'm not sure what others think about insults on the internet, but to me they always bounce of rather harmlessly. Although, they do provide great entertainment.


just to be clear: i'm not taking umbrage over this one. just the opposite, actually. i'm disappointed because barunt's responses have been proving dumb as hell. the man could be easily outclassed by a precocious fifth grader.

seriously -- i make a rather clever jab and all he can come back with is "it's a gay thing." that is mind-bogglingly weak, and it betrays a level of ineptitude that i'm honestly not sure how to respond to. i'm babe ruth at a fucking teeball game over here
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Re: Humanzee

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:55 am

or another chimp at a tea party providing entertainment for the masses.
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Postby AAFitz on Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:28 am



go sell crazy someplace else, were all stocked up here


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Re: Humanzee

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:35 am

Army of GOD wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:I'm not sure what others think about insults on the internet, but to me they always bounce of rather harmlessly. Although, they do provide great entertainment.

I'm sorry, what were we talking about again? Humanzees? Big deal.


Ok, SmallBalls. Go eat another s*** you worthless scum.




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Re: Humanzee

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:13 pm

True story

The first time I heard of Manzees, my sister and I had just accidentally discovered the Alex Jones Radio Show. Now, as we listened to his long-winded rant (we tuned in right at the middle of it) he was literally screaming about these South American Labs where the US military could experiment with Human DNA and not have to worry about American laws.
I laughed and laughed.
When he started yelling about spider-goats without explaining what they actually were, we both lost it. We had no idea what they could be, but as our imaginations ran with the idea we both hopped on the giggle train. I've listened to Alex Jones quite a few times, though really only as entertainment. His views are sometimes dead-nuts on..... but it happens so rarely that he's just a kook with a bullhorn.

Yet the reason I bring this up:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... r-web.html

HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE SPIDER-GOATS! We kinda gotta give him the benefit of the doubt now....
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Postby Lionz on Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:28 pm

AAFitz,

Ironic pseudo-address typo or typos by you maybe.

What was made up?
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Postby AAFitz on Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:49 pm

Lionz wrote:AAFitz,

Ironic pseudo-address typo or typos by you maybe.

What was made up?


yeah, dont believe it just because someone wrote it down....lots of stuff is easy to make up. :D
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Postby Lionz on Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:46 am

Is there a particular statement that you theorize was made up?
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Postby AAFitz on Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:17 am

Lionz wrote:Is there a particular statement that you theorize was made up?


Here's one or two:

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Re: Humanzee

Postby pimpdave on Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:31 am

Johnny Rockets wrote:Errrrr........pardon the stoopid, but Chinese Room?

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Postby Lionz on Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:22 pm

AAFitz,

Is there a particular statement you would like to discuss?
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Re: Humanzee

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:22 pm

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