jaimito101 wrote:hope u will learn to live with all that has happened, but for now i suggest medicinal pot which the government will gladly provide you with.
Army of GOD wrote:Saxi! Did they anal prove you!
(Pics or it didn't happen)
saxitoxin wrote:Hey gang, Saxi here.
Some of you may have noticed I've been off the boards for a week or so.
First, everything is okay. I am doing fine and there's no need to worry.
Second, I was abducted from my lodge in Tecate last week by a UFO. I'm back in the United States now typing this but I wanted to keep you abreast of this situation as it develops.
I'll write more later with details and so forth but I wanted to let you all know I'm safe now and everything is okay.
Would appreciate some cyber-hugs in the meantime.
saxitoxin wrote:I will now accept other accusations for consideration.
saxitoxin wrote:EXCUSE ME, my account has been hacked again. I was not abducted by a "UFO" and am not participating in that tired, old racist joke whereby "aliens" are equated with "extraterrestrials." (The person who hacked it didn't even get it right.)
I would like to request the mods immediately CLOSE and LOCK this thread and appoint an immediate BOARD OF INQUIRY into who HACKED my account.
I hereby formally accuse WOODRUFF and THE GANG OF FIVE.
I will now accept other accusations for consideration.
natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
(proud member of the Occasionally Wrongly Banned)Army of GOD wrote:the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
john9blue wrote:It's pretty obvious that this is all the work of Woodruff himself.