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I Was Abducted by an UFO Last Week

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:24 pm

Hey gang, Saxi here.

Some of you may have noticed I've been off the boards for a week or so.

First, everything is okay. I am doing fine and there's no need to worry.

Second, I was abducted from my lodge in Tecate last week by a UFO. I'm back in the United States now typing this but I wanted to keep you abreast of this situation as it develops.

I'll write more later with details and so forth but I wanted to let you all know I'm safe now and everything is okay.

Would appreciate some cyber-hugs in the meantime.

Thanks, gang,
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Re: I Was Abducted by an UFO Last Week

Postby Juan_Bottom on Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:40 pm

Fucking GOD DAMN UFOs!

/me cyberhugs Saxi

I hope you're alright mate. CC and J_B will always be right here if you ever need anything.
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Re: I Was Abducted by an UFO Last Week

Postby jaimito101 on Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:53 pm

them is some sick bastardos from what i hear. according to most stories they tend to send a long anaconda-like probe up where the sun dont shine, all for the good of science .

hope u will learn to live with all that has happened, but for now i suggest medicinal pot which the government will gladly provide you with.
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Re: I Was Abducted by an UFO Last Week

Postby ManBungalow on Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:54 pm

jaimito101 wrote:hope u will learn to live with all that has happened, but for now i suggest medicinal pot which the government will gladly provide you with.

You could surely get some compensation money to go with that.
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Re: I Was Abducted by an UFO Last Week

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:20 pm

Saxi! Did they anal prove you!

(Pics or it didn't happen)
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Re: I Was Abducted by an UFO Last Week

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:38 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Saxi! Did they anal prove you!

(Pics or it didn't happen)


Here are pics of the aliens I snapped with my mobile camera. I will write more later, and also provide an image of their craft. Please just bear with me gang as I work through this all in my own mind. It's just going to take the gang helping me to heal. THX.

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Re: I Was Abducted by an UFO Last Week

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:41 pm

Here's a pic of the craft they arrived in before they entered my lodge.

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Re: I Was Abducted by an UFO Last Week

Postby Woodruff on Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:52 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Hey gang, Saxi here.

Some of you may have noticed I've been off the boards for a week or so.

First, everything is okay. I am doing fine and there's no need to worry.

Second, I was abducted from my lodge in Tecate last week by a UFO. I'm back in the United States now typing this but I wanted to keep you abreast of this situation as it develops.

I'll write more later with details and so forth but I wanted to let you all know I'm safe now and everything is okay.

Would appreciate some cyber-hugs in the meantime.

Thanks, gang,
STX


You are a fucking retard who has lost all sense of originality. How sad.
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Re: I Was Abducted by an UFO Last Week

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Apr 24, 2010 3:10 pm

EXCUSE ME, my account has been hacked again. I was not abducted by a "UFO" and am not participating in that tired, old racist joke whereby "aliens" are equated with "extraterrestrials." (The person who hacked it didn't even get it right.)

I would like to request the mods immediately CLOSE and LOCK this thread and appoint an immediate BOARD OF INQUIRY into who HACKED my account.

I hereby formally accuse WOODRUFF and THE GANG OF FIVE.

I will now accept other accusations for consideration.

Thank you,
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Re: I Was Abducted by an UFO Last Week

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Apr 24, 2010 3:23 pm

This matter is being dealt with:

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=111267&p=2562293#p2562293
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Re: I Was Abducted by an UFO Last Week

Postby Juan_Bottom on Sat Apr 24, 2010 4:30 pm

interesting
turn
OF EVENTS!!!

saxitoxin wrote:I will now accept other accusations for consideration.

Naw bro, I see what you are saying... Woodruff attacked you pretty quickly here... and what beef could he have against you to call you a "fucking retard" amirite? It's such a shame that someone would show up in here who starts threads worth looking at. You should just stick to the same-old 'which condiment is the best' style of boring threads. I mean this is just me saying, but who is he to talk about "originality" anyway. Pretty clearly something isn't right with him attacking you.

Then again, he is just a shit-head vomiting diarrhea onto all of our screens so that needs to also be taken into consideration as well. He's probably innocent of all but that. He's that guy Brad Paisley sang about, only you don't really laugh at him either. You should just kinda stay away.
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Re: I Was Abducted by an UFO Last Week

Postby Woodruff on Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:28 pm

saxitoxin wrote:EXCUSE ME, my account has been hacked again. I was not abducted by a "UFO" and am not participating in that tired, old racist joke whereby "aliens" are equated with "extraterrestrials." (The person who hacked it didn't even get it right.)

I would like to request the mods immediately CLOSE and LOCK this thread and appoint an immediate BOARD OF INQUIRY into who HACKED my account.

I hereby formally accuse WOODRUFF and THE GANG OF FIVE.

I will now accept other accusations for consideration.

Thank you,
STX


Your redundancy is redundant.

At least you've managed to increase your intelligence to a level where you aren't filing formal frivolous complaints any longer. That's a nice change of pace.
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Re: I Was Abducted by an UFO Last Week

Postby jefjef on Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:54 pm

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Re: I Was Abducted by an UFO Last Week

Postby b.k. barunt on Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:27 pm

Woodruff wrote:
Your redundancy is redundant.



Look! He's repeating himself!

Guilty people do that.


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Re: I Was Abducted by an UFO Last Week

Postby john9blue on Sun Apr 25, 2010 3:22 pm

It's pretty obvious that this is all the work of Woodruff himself.
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Re: I Was Abducted by an UFO Last Week

Postby Woodruff on Sun Apr 25, 2010 7:57 pm

john9blue wrote:It's pretty obvious that this is all the work of Woodruff himself.


I have not been at the helm of any UFO since I retired from the Air Force in 2007.
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Re: I Was Abducted by an UFO Last Week

Postby clapper011 on Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:01 pm

move along. Don't feed the the trolls! I came in peace!!!
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