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Stuff That A Free Market In America Would Solve.

Postby pimpdave on Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:57 am

1. fuckin' oil spill.
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Re: Stuff That A Free Market In America Would Solve.

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:58 am

2. Magnets
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Re: Stuff That A Free Market In America Would Solve.

Postby pimpdave on Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:58 am

3. fuckin' health care.
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Re: Stuff That A Free Market In America Would Solve.

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:00 am

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Re: Stuff That A Free Market In America Would Solve.

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:01 am

5. Gay marriage
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Re: Stuff That A Free Market In America Would Solve.

Postby pimpdave on Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:03 am

Army of GOD wrote:5. Gay marriage


Absolutely. If you don't want to be gay, just don't get married! BAM! The miracle of the Free Market.
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Re: Stuff That A Free Market In America Would Solve.

Postby Frigidus on Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:04 am

6. Terrorism
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Re: Stuff That A Free Market In America Would Solve.

Postby pimpdave on Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:07 am

Frigidus wrote:6. Terrorism


Exactly. Because in a truly free market, our weapons manufacturing companies could sell all the terrorists all the weapons they need, and then we'd never have to worry about them hijacking our planes again.

BECAUSE THEY'LL HAVE THEIR OWN! BAM! NO MORE TERRORISM.
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Re: Stuff That A Free Market In America Would Solve.

Postby nietzsche on Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:19 am

7. Drug war in Mexico

8. Prostitutes being fat and expensive
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Re: Stuff That A Free Market In America Would Solve.

Postby natty dread on Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:26 am

9. Free Dr Pepper!
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Re: Stuff That A Free Market In America Would Solve.

Postby pimpdave on Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:50 am

natty_dread wrote:9. Free Dr Pepper!


I think you're confused as to what "free" means for the purposes of this thread. Please try to take this obviously very serious thread more seriously.
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Re: Stuff That A Free Market In America Would Solve.

Postby pimpdave on Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:50 am

10. Robot assassins sent from the future.
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Postby Army of GOD on Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:53 am

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Postby Frigidus on Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:08 am

12. Poor Education
13. Libtards
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Re: Stuff That A Free Market In America Would Solve.

Postby natty dread on Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:15 am

pimpdave wrote:
natty_dread wrote:9. Free Dr Pepper!


I think you're confused as to what "free" means for the purposes of this thread. Please try to take this obviously very serious thread more seriously.


No, I mean Dr. Pepper would be freed from his captivity in Switzerland. Haven't you been paying ANY attention WHATSOEVER??"!?!?
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Re: Stuff That A Free Market In America Would Solve.

Postby john9blue on Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:17 am

Frigidus wrote:12. Poor Education
13. Libtards


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Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:48 am

14. Bloody British immigrants
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: Stuff That A Free Market In America Would Solve.

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:48 am

15. G.I. Joe
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Postby thegreekdog on Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:31 am

2010 Thread of the Year.
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Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:32 am

thegreekdog wrote:2010 Thread of the Year.


We were only up to 15. how did you jump 1995 places?
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Re: Stuff That A Free Market In America Would Solve.

Postby InkL0sed on Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:29 am

16. Ninjers
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Re: Stuff That A Free Market In America Would Solve.

Postby Hensow on Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:47 am

Frigidus wrote:13. Libtards

13. (revised) the missconsetion that a true free market can be conservative it anarchist. that's more libel then the libels
17. Law
and therefor 18. Illegal immigration & 19. crime
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Re: Stuff That A Free Market In America Would Solve.

Postby Timminz on Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:41 am

Hensow wrote:
Frigidus wrote:13. Libtards

13. (revised) the missconsetion that a true free market can be conservative it anarchist. that's more libel then the libels

And what would that be in English?
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Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:08 am

Timminz wrote:
Hensow wrote:
Frigidus wrote:13. Libtards

13. (revised) the missconsetion that a true free market can be conservative it anarchist. that's more libel then the libels

And what would that be in English?



"'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gambol in the wabe."
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Re: Stuff That A Free Market In America Would Solve.

Postby InkL0sed on Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:16 pm

Hensow wrote:
Frigidus wrote:13. Libtards

13. (revised) the missconsetion that a true free market can be conservative it anarchist. that's more libel then the libels
17. Law
and therefor 18. Illegal immigration & 19. crime


I'm pretty sure you just killed the thread
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