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A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby nietzsche on Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:44 pm

Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery [a blood vessel that carries oxygenated blood away from the heart to the body.] disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.


According to this, men need to see boobs in order to get healthy therefore the reason for this thread.

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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby nietzsche on Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:45 pm

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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:46 pm

I FEEL HEALTHY ALREADY
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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby nietzsche on Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:49 pm

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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby nietzsche on Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:53 pm

3 & 4.
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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby nietzsche on Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:58 pm

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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby nietzsche on Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:58 pm

no way I'm gonna be here all day, I'm out, I pass the responsability to AoG! keep the thread alive!
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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:03 pm

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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:21 pm

nietzsche wrote:5.
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby MeDeFe on Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:43 pm

Is virtual cleavage sufficient or should it be in RL?
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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby the.killing.44 on Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:53 pm

MeDeFe wrote:Is virtual cleavage sufficient or should it be in RL?

Yes.
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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:54 pm

MeDeFe wrote:Is virtual cleavage sufficient or should it be in RL?


Real please.
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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby jpcloet on Sat Jul 31, 2010 7:53 pm

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I'm simply posting this for health reasons......
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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby jimboston on Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:57 pm

Very healthy...

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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby jimboston on Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:58 pm

Youthful and healthy...

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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby nietzsche on Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:04 pm

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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby the.killing.44 on Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:22 pm

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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby InkL0sed on Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:30 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:Is virtual cleavage sufficient or should it be in RL?


Real please.


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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:36 pm

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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby nietzsche on Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:41 pm

something for saxi

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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:44 pm

nietzsche wrote:something for saxi

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more cushion for the pushin'
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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby Pedronicus on Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:37 am

That padded glove is going to fall off her hand. Definite fault with the loose wrist design.
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Re: A new cleavage every 5 minutes

Postby cyrenius on Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:49 am

For a healthier life ;)

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