Okay spring training has started which means that the Braves will be in the postseason again -- ... WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT?!? -- anyway... I've got my prediciments; who are yours?
Toronto Blue Jays- Good pitching, getting rid of Shea Hillenbran ("Play for yourself" and "The ship is sinking"), and some guy named Frank Thomas will help my Canadian frineds win the East.
New York Yankees- Well... they're the Yankees... in.. second... place..... HA!
Boston Red Sox- Dice K won't be enough to prevail in the unusually weak division.
Tampa Bay Devil Rays- Scott Proctor is better then Kris Benson AND his wife's slutiness combined.
Baltimore Orioles- Steal the Mets' bullpen was fun, but they'll soon find themselves Miguel Tejada-less.
Detroit Tigers- A for experienced pitching staff and Shef will push the Kittens over the Piranhas, the Evil Biotches, and Pronk.
Minnesota Twins*- The piranhas will fight for the wild card with the help of Johan Santana (22-7), Matt Garza (15-7), and Fransisco Liriano (6-4), who will merge into the bullpen in September and instantly mistify the competition.
White Sox- Another just short year... WOO-HOO!
Cleveland Indians- Something totally sucktastic will happen to Pronk, ending his baseball career and leaving Cleveland with any hitters.
Kansas City- Two words: Puerto Rico.
Oakland Athletics- Well.. it's not like they have any competition...
Los Angeles Angles of Anahiem- Gary Mathews Junior will suck, and so will the Angles.
Texas Rangers- Do I really have to talk about ANY teams in either west? Most of them suck.
Seattle Mariners- Now on the trading block... our entire team...
New York Mets- In a shaky division, the Mets will prevail with a Glavine, Kid1, Kid2, Meatbag, Kid3 rotation.
Florida Marlins*- Without Joe Girardi, the youngins will cower in crunch time, the take a commanding lead, then let it slip away, then batrely scrape away with the wild card.
Philadelphia Phillies- Ryan Howard will come back to Earth, Chase Utley's longest hitting streak will be six games, and the pitching will suck.
Atlanta Braves- Well... time to rebuild...
Washington Nationals- See Above.
Chicago Cubs- Apperantly monet CAN buy the division! Who knew?
Cincinnati Redds- Faced with the choice of Keb Griffey Junior and facing the fact that last year was a miracle, Kid will need a new team.
Houston Astros- The Rocket will return... for $14M a pitch.
St. Louis Cardnals- The entire team will injure themselves, which will lets St. Louis show off their "up and coming stars!"
Milaukee Brewers- The only way they will win a game is in dramatic fasion.
Pittsburg Pirates- <in Jason Bay's mind>: "That contract extension seemed like a good idea at the time...
Los Angles Didgers- See Oakland.
San Diego Padres- See Anahiem.
San Fransisco Giants- Bonds will be murdered by a Hank Henry fan. Huzzah!
Arizona Diamondbacks- See Texas.
Colorado Rockies- See Seattle.
1st Round AL
Minnesota over Oakland
Detroit over Toronto
1st Round NL
New York over Los Angeles
Chicago over Florida
Detroit over Minnesota
New York over Chicago
Please feel free to disagree.