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Bad Translator

Postby rdsrds2120 on Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:54 pm

http://www.cheatingtranslators.com/bad-translator

This is some funny stuff. I like running through a good 30 times to get something interesting.

"Everyone must live!"

...30 translations later we get:

"Four!"


Fun stuff to mess around with :)

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Re: Bad Translator

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:01 pm

Original text:

"To boldly go where no man has gone before..."

...30 translations later we get:

"Lost ... ... ..."

that's funny! you type in a star trek phrase and get the name of a TV series...
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby Victor Sullivan on Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:49 pm

"Army of GOD likes to eat Cheetos for breakfast."

...30 translations later we get:

"God is rich, basic breakfast."

Lol.


"Sully likes to comment on maps in the Foundry."

...56 translations later we get:

"Visibiliti and weak."

LOL.

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Re: Bad Translator

Postby bedub1 on Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:56 pm

"I think you misunderstand me. I do not intend to kill our beloved, sexy, steamy hunk of mod that is Victor sullivan. But I do intend to copulate wildly and produce beautiful, furry, squirrely babies together."

...30 translations later we get:

"I think I understand. Sex addiction, smoking chips, and the Pentagon, killing Victor Sullivan. But it is good to eat a series of young people to play with a little squirrel."
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:53 am

"Never before in history have so many owed so much to so few "

...30 translations later we get:

"Beautiful, historic wine-producing region"


Old Winnie would be delighted!
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby whitestazn88 on Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:02 am

Original text:

"I pledge allegiance to the flag, of the United States of America, and to the republic, for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

...30 translations later we get:

"I believe in God and the American flag, a common imagination, freedom and justice."

I hope that I got the pledge of allegiance right though...
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:04 am

"Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind. (Buddha)"

...40 translations later we get:

"This is stupid. And if jealousy, always eager for the next. (Buddha)"
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby whitestazn88 on Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:05 am

And here's the first 250 characters to the ridiculously long opening sentence of "A Tale of Two Cities":

Original text:

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness..."

...30 translations later we get:

"I have a basic knowledge, I think, now, old and new light, black and think. .."
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:08 am

"To be, or not to be--that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune Or to take arms against a sea of troubles And by opposing end them."

...40 translations later we get:

"The problem - not a quiet bar, would be destroyed."


And with that, I must hie now to bed!
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby Woodruff on Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:17 am

"Our mission, to boldly go where no man has gone before." becomes, after 30 translations
"Our goal is to get there."...I love it!
...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:06 am

"Everyone must live!"

...20 translations later we get:

"One in four!"


It seems that mistranslations could have lead to many wars! :lol:

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Re: Bad Translator

Postby Commander9 on Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:14 am

"Truth? You can't handle the truth!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Really? This does not exist."
But... It was so artistically done.
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:49 am

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f*ck do you think you're talking to?"

...56 translations later we get:

"You can talk to them. You can talk to them. You can talk to them. My last class, we can do. Now I am here. But it is not."
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby GreecePwns on Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:32 am

"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country."

...56 translations later we get a third option:

"Plus, you can make your own."
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:07 am

Original text:

"I just fucked a cheap whore and then shoved my testicles in her eye sockets "

...10 translations later we get:

"I picked up a prostitute, is not only cheaper, but will also lead to testicular"
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