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Postby s.xkitten on Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:38 pm

vtmarik wrote:
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MeDeFe wrote:I never got the idea behind bumper stickers anyway...


Or the "Baby On Board" sign. It either means:

1 - Steal my baby please.
2 - If in a tragic accident, please look for the baby.

A completely worthless piece of plastic.


When I see a Baby on Board sign, it gets my attention.

"Oh, I was going to ram into you because you're driving in the left lane with your blinker on going 35 in a 50, but since you've got a baby on board I'll try to hold back.


LOL nice VT
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Postby heavycola on Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:55 pm

Backglass wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:I never got the idea behind bumper stickers anyway...


Or the "Baby On Board" sign. It either means:

1 - Steal my baby please.
2 - If in a tragic accident, please look for the baby.

A completely worthless piece of plastic.


I ranted at a newly-babed mother friend about this recently, and she said it was really so emergency people knew there was a baby in the car if there was a crash.

NB i don't believe this for a second. Don;t you hate new parents?

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Postby Backglass on Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:02 pm

heavycola wrote:I ranted at a newly-babed mother friend about this recently, and she said it was really so emergency people knew there was a baby in the car if there was a crash.


Well of course! We all know that in accidents WITHOUT baby on board signs, all small passengers are left to die. Also, without the sign, obvious clues such as CAR SEATS and TOYS are automatically ignored by emergency personnel. :lol:
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Postby Vincent M on Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:20 pm

I wanted to change the name of the thread :D :D :D
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Postby The1exile on Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:33 pm

Backglass wrote:
heavycola wrote:I ranted at a newly-babed mother friend about this recently, and she said it was really so emergency people knew there was a baby in the car if there was a crash.


Well of course! We all know that in accidents WITHOUT baby on board signs, all small passengers are left to die. Also, without the sign, obvious clues such as CAR SEATS and TOYS are automatically ignored by emergency personnel. :lol:


Sadly, this is probably the same logic as that which makes pecan pies have "may contain nuts" labels on them...
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Postby Vincent M on Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:35 pm

Well pecans might not be considered nuts in other places :D
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Postby The1exile on Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:39 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pecan_nut

Unless they thought it was a pie from the tree...

It's not just pecans though, I kid you not when I say there are warnings on the sides of bags of pistachios that say "may contain traces of nuts", or fruit and nut chocolate that has a warning to the effect that their factory handles nuts.

I really think that if people are THAT stupid, we should just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem sort itself out, the natural way.
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Postby Backglass on Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:41 pm

...and it's "pi-KAWN"...not "PEE-can".

:P
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Postby Vincent M on Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:41 pm

I think with the countless way that people sue companies for stupid shit

They (the Companies) cover there ass with stupid statements

Thats all I can think of :lol:
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Postby vtmarik on Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:36 pm

The1exile wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pecan_nut

Unless they thought it was a pie from the tree...

It's not just pecans though, I kid you not when I say there are warnings on the sides of bags of pistachios that say "may contain traces of nuts", or fruit and nut chocolate that has a warning to the effect that their factory handles nuts.

I really think that if people are THAT stupid, we should just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem sort itself out, the natural way.


It's like the hammers that have the warning "Do not attempt to swallow" on them.
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Postby Minkish on Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:54 pm

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RC_so-de-5A


reaaaaally bad version of it. You get the point though. Barbershop rules
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Postby MeDeFe on Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:07 pm

Another movie?
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Postby Vincent M on Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:54 pm

Another Movie ???????????? :D Sure
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Postby MeDeFe on Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:51 am

What kind of idiot points a camera at his TV set?


nice singing, though.
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