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Re: No context quotes

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Jun 05, 2013 3:44 pm

universalchiro wrote: Reptiles will grow as long as they are alive.


Truth.


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Re: No context quotes

Postby nagerous on Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:43 pm

MY WIFE IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE!
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Serbia on Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:20 pm

Symmetry wrote:I've only occasionally eaten dead people.


Bollocks.
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:29 pm

nietzsche wrote: his best option was to walk away with a boner. Just putting into his shoes.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Jun 07, 2013 3:17 am

Funkyterrance wrote:I smells like old sneakers for a month. WEARING OLD SNEAKERS.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Jun 07, 2013 9:01 pm

Said in response to Phattscotty.

Nordik wrote: I wouldn't trade you for the world



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Re: No context quotes

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Jun 08, 2013 7:21 am

Lootifer wrote:Nuts are awesome.

However you need to be careful. If they taste good it usually means they are heavy
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Re: No context quotes

Postby AndyDufresne on Sat Jun 08, 2013 3:12 pm

universalchiro wrote: All miscarriages are a result of sin



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Re: No context quotes

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Jun 08, 2013 6:14 pm

universalchiro wrote:And God Himself has said, "Mankind says."
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Re: No context quotes

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jun 08, 2013 6:24 pm

Symmetry wrote


Context might be needed.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby AndyDufresne on Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:03 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote: please differentiate yourself from a heretic.



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Re: No context quotes

Postby / on Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:54 pm

Viceroy63 wrote:
universalchiro wrote:
waauw wrote:
you should ask 'm the function of a male nipple

They are very sensitive and are a source of sexual stimulation.

But as God the Creator has designed us with multiple uses for all of our features, male nipples are in fact completely useful.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Jun 10, 2013 6:23 pm

laughingcavalier wrote:Can we have an option for backdoor kitten please?
“‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Jun 12, 2013 11:06 am

Funkyterrance wrote:I'd say... your kid's weener doesn't look like a piece of cooked macaroni. Otherwise, I dunno.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Jun 12, 2013 8:19 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
Sorry TA1lGUNN3R, I be hung like a curtain.

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Re: No context quotes

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Jun 22, 2013 2:13 am

notyou2 wrote:You americans are all the same

:cry:
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Re: No context quotes

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:46 pm

This isn't from a fellow CC member, so I may be breaking the rule. It's from a Fuel Systems Textbook:

A good rule concerning hash is, ...the hash is nothing to worry about.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:26 am

tzor wrote:keep your mouth closed and let your lips decide how hot it is



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Re: No context quotes

Postby sempaispellcheck on Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:59 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:TURN DOWN YOUR LAWN AND GET OFF MY DAMN MUSIC.


--Andy


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Re: No context quotes

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:59 pm

:D


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Re: No context quotes

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:39 pm

Phatscotty wrote:peace of mind that comes with knowing you can handle random blows
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Re: No context quotes

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:11 am

Was he referring to his glory hole days?
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Re: No context quotes

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:38 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:Was he referring to his glory hole days?


You seem to know a lot about PS' glory hole days ...
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Re: No context quotes

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:48 am

You're just jealous that you failed to hear the news at the right time.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:34 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:You're just jealous that you failed to hear the news at the right time.


Oh I heard, I just don't like waiting in lines.
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