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Re: No context quotes

Postby john9blue on Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:00 pm

new guy1 wrote:
TheProwler wrote: too much penis.


Dunno if this one was posted, but figured if it was it could bring another laugh.


too much penis for prowler? i never thought i'd see the day...
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Feb 02, 2013 9:15 am

Funkyterrance wrote:Why don't you just stab me in the chest?
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Feb 03, 2013 5:42 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Why don't you just stab me in the chest?

It wouldn't be the first time.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:25 pm

Viceroy said:
That may be in the dictionary but it doesn't mean anything.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Metsfanmax on Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:15 am

thegreekdog wrote:And I will continue to take the high road. And I will continue to condescend to you.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby thegreekdog on Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:25 am

Metsfanmax wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:And I will continue to take the high road. And I will continue to condescend to you.


Not my best work.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby new guy1 on Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:02 pm

thegreekdog wrote:my best work.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:00 am

thegreekdog wrote:Not
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:23 pm

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Re: No context quotes

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Feb 10, 2013 3:38 pm

Viceroy63 wrote:I'm so ignant and I don't know.


Finally, some truth from Viceroy.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:08 am

SAXI said
flowery elucidations
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby crispybits on Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:23 am

john9blue wrote:
crispybits wrote:
Viceroy63 wrote:Only a narrow mind, lacking in understanding, could read into existence something that is not really there.


scientists and fantasy authors are narrow-minded. good to know.


Only if Tolkein really believed hobbitses existed - reading into fiction something that isnt really there is what fiction is all about :wink:
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Re: No context quotes

Postby john9blue on Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:22 pm

crispybits wrote:
john9blue wrote:
crispybits wrote:
Viceroy63 wrote:Only a narrow mind, lacking in understanding, could read into existence something that is not really there.


scientists and fantasy authors are narrow-minded. good to know.


Only if Tolkein really believed hobbitses existed - reading into fiction something that isnt really there is what fiction is all about :wink:


i guess i forgot to mention all the narrow-minded natural philosophers of antiquity

not to mention all the false things newton, galileo, darwin, and einstein thought were there

you've gotta be more perceptive than this if you're going to make large, sweeping statements like that. it may support your beliefs, but it's still wrong. sorry bro.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby crispybits on Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:46 pm

john9blue wrote:
crispybits wrote:
john9blue wrote:
crispybits wrote:
Viceroy63 wrote:Only a narrow mind, lacking in understanding, could read into existence something that is not really there.


scientists and fantasy authors are narrow-minded. good to know.


Only if Tolkein really believed hobbitses existed - reading into fiction something that isnt really there is what fiction is all about :wink:


i guess i forgot to mention all the narrow-minded natural philosophers of antiquity

not to mention all the false things newton, galileo, darwin, and einstein thought were there

you've gotta be more perceptive than this if you're going to make large, sweeping statements like that. it may support your beliefs, but it's still wrong. sorry bro.


That's a wole different discussion that could be had in a handful of other moderately recent threads without derailing this one with your religous.... oops I mean "totally non-religious honest guv" bullcrap.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby john9blue on Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:18 pm

crispybits wrote:
john9blue wrote:i guess i forgot to mention all the narrow-minded natural philosophers of antiquity

not to mention all the false things newton, galileo, darwin, and einstein thought were there

you've gotta be more perceptive than this if you're going to make large, sweeping statements like that. it may support your beliefs, but it's still wrong. sorry bro.


That's a wole different discussion that could be had in a handful of other moderately recent threads without derailing this one with your religous.... oops I mean "totally non-religious honest guv" bullcrap.


there's not really a discussion to be had... your statement was just incorrect.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:32 pm

john9blue wrote:
crispybits wrote:
john9blue wrote:i guess i forgot to mention all the narrow-minded natural philosophers of antiquity

not to mention all the false things newton, galileo, darwin, and einstein thought were there

you've gotta be more perceptive than this if you're going to make large, sweeping statements like that. it may support your beliefs, but it's still wrong. sorry bro.


That's a wole different discussion that could be had in a handful of other moderately recent threads without derailing this one with your religous.... oops I mean "totally non-religious honest guv" bullcrap.


there's not really a discussion to be had... your statement was just incorrect.


Are you filling in for Woodruff?
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Re: No context quotes

Postby john9blue on Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:28 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:
john9blue wrote:there's not really a discussion to be had... your statement was just incorrect.


Are you filling in for Woodruff?


no, since i'm correct.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:04 am

john9blue wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
john9blue wrote:there's not really a discussion to be had... your statement was just incorrect.


Are you filling in for Woodruff?


no, since i'm correct.

Nice double team on the poor guy who's not even here to defend himself. I'll have to admit it's much easier to defend him when he's not around though. 8-[
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Re: No context quotes

Postby kentington on Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:28 am

Funkyterrance wrote:
john9blue wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
john9blue wrote:there's not really a discussion to be had... your statement was just incorrect.


Are you filling in for Woodruff?


no, since i'm correct.

Nice double team on the poor guy who's not even here to defend himself. I'll have to admit it's much easier to defend him when he's not around though. 8-[


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Re: No context quotes

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:47 am

kentington wrote:Brought to you by Woodruff. I am sure he would have posted it.

Lolz.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss the big lug.

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Re: No context quotes

Postby 2dimes on Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:56 am

You can't fight in here. This is the war room!
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Re: No context quotes

Postby kentington on Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:09 am

Funkyterrance wrote:
kentington wrote:Brought to you by Woodruff. I am sure he would have posted it.

Lolz.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss the big lug.


Wood you say :
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Quirk on Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:35 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:On the Bright side, I own half of Ireland.

**Munches on a banana**


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Re: No context quotes

Postby 2dimes on Sun Feb 17, 2013 1:00 pm

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Re: No context quotes

Postby crispybits on Sun Feb 17, 2013 1:36 pm

john9blue wrote:i almost never discuss politics or religion
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