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Re: No context quotes

Postby Symmetry on Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:38 pm

Better.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:01 pm

Serbia wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Serbia wrote:
crispybits wrote:"What would Jesus do?"


Bollocks.


Jesus would "do" bollocks? Controversial.


Apparently you haven't noticed, but it's seemingly "in" to write out a signature every time one makes a post. Because, you know, the automatic signature isn't good enough. So to be a good little hipster, I've adopted a second signature. Mine just happens to be "Bollocks".

Bollocks.


Doesn't your hand get tired from doing Bollocks manually?
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Serbia on Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:07 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Serbia wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Serbia wrote:
crispybits wrote:"What would Jesus do?"


Bollocks.


Jesus would "do" bollocks? Controversial.


Apparently you haven't noticed, but it's seemingly "in" to write out a signature every time one makes a post. Because, you know, the automatic signature isn't good enough. So to be a good little hipster, I've adopted a second signature. Mine just happens to be "Bollocks".

Bollocks.


Doesn't your hand get tired from doing Bollocks manually?


Sometimes, sure. Thankfully, I have two of both.

Bollocks.
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:36 pm


Bollocks.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:02 pm

Lootifer wrote:length of legs is, arguably, a very important factor in determining stroke length, which in turn determines power per stroke
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Postby Dukasaur on Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:30 pm

saxitoxin wrote: he had exquisite hygiene.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Eddygp on Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:41 am

rockfist wrote:Do not butt heads.
Nothing will come of nothing.
The next image is a sofilorry, or an absolutely indifferent sofilorry who ensofilorriates and rabbits eat elephants.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:01 am

Army of GOD wrote:FunkyTerrance is...funny
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Postby ManBungalow on Wed May 01, 2013 3:39 pm

Armandolas wrote:i have a 22 inch
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Quirk on Sat May 11, 2013 2:22 am

2dimes wrote:Image
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pancakemix wrote:Quirk, you are a bastard. That is all.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Gillipig on Mon May 13, 2013 11:23 am

AndyDufresne wrote:The Church in Rome still hates me
AoG for President of the World!!
I promise he will put George W. Bush to shame!
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat May 25, 2013 11:12 am

Timminz wrote:You guys are all fucking retarded.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby nietzsche on Sat May 25, 2013 4:14 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Do you want me to get my dick out again?
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Quirk on Sat May 25, 2013 9:46 pm

strike wolf wrote:Oh no...I killed the thread,
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Jun 05, 2013 3:40 pm

jefjef wrote:why be a mocking @ahole about it? if you dont believe it then just keep it to yourself, cynical comments can only do harm.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Jun 05, 2013 3:44 pm

universalchiro wrote: Reptiles will grow as long as they are alive.


Truth.


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Postby nagerous on Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:43 pm

MY WIFE IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE!
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Postby Serbia on Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:20 pm

Symmetry wrote:I've only occasionally eaten dead people.


Bollocks.
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:29 pm

nietzsche wrote: his best option was to walk away with a boner. Just putting into his shoes.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Jun 07, 2013 3:17 am

Funkyterrance wrote:I smells like old sneakers for a month. WEARING OLD SNEAKERS.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Jun 07, 2013 9:01 pm

Said in response to Phattscotty.

Nordik wrote: I wouldn't trade you for the world



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Re: No context quotes

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Jun 08, 2013 7:21 am

Lootifer wrote:Nuts are awesome.

However you need to be careful. If they taste good it usually means they are heavy
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Postby AndyDufresne on Sat Jun 08, 2013 3:12 pm

universalchiro wrote: All miscarriages are a result of sin



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Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Jun 08, 2013 6:14 pm

universalchiro wrote:And God Himself has said, "Mankind says."
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Re: No context quotes

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jun 08, 2013 6:24 pm

Symmetry wrote


Context might be needed.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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