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Re: No context quotes

Postby sempaispellcheck on Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:28 pm

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Re: No context quotes

Postby nietzsche on Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:14 pm

20:12:04 ‹Phatscotty› [tengo el] culo wango
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Re: No context quotes

Postby disco bandit on Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:06 am

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Postby 2dimes on Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:30 pm

notyou2 wrote:I made them all up....isn't that the point?

I thought we were just supposed to bring them here if they looked funny without the context. Making up new quotes is a different game.
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Postby notyou2 on Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:16 pm

2dimes wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I made them all up....isn't that the point?

I thought we were just supposed to bring them here if they looked funny without the context. Making up new quotes is a different game.



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Re: No context quotes

Postby crispybits on Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:31 pm

notyou2 wrote:lol restraining order
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Re: No context quotes

Postby nietzsche on Thu Sep 20, 2012 1:39 am

Funkyterrance wrote: I'm a lazy American.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby nietzsche on Thu Sep 20, 2012 1:54 am

Funkyterrance wrote:
Tbh I'm an ignorant ass
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Oct 02, 2012 7:07 am

medefe wrote:This thread contains high amunts of flaming and baiting, most of you should feel bad for having posted in it.
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Oct 09, 2012 10:07 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:That guy is a jerk-off hack.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Oct 09, 2012 10:46 pm

I wish I could post the crying shit-fit that niesche plopped on my wall the day he foed me. So I ask you: What's wrong with this picture? Incidentally, 2dimes' is the only one that isn't doctored.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:22 am

nietzsche wrote: I'm not handsome

This one is actual.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby rdsrds2120 on Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:02 am

Phatscotty wrote:The answer you seek may be as simple as me publicly coming out of the closet



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Re: No context quotes

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:44 am

Army of GOD wrote:And what does money having no intrinsic value have to do with anything?
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Re: No context quotes

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:48 am

stoicbird wrote: The truth or actual facts are not important!
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Re: No context quotes

Postby notyou2 on Mon Nov 05, 2012 7:43 pm

jimboston wrote: hot chicks with swords are a turn on
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Re: No context quotes

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:22 pm

W G Sebald wrote:no serious person thinks of anything
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:36 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
This one is actual.
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Postby x-raider on Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:09 pm

x-raider wrote:soon


ConquerClub wrote:ConquerClub is simply a game


MeDeFe wrote:Timminz wrote:
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.



I think that last one's in context. Oops.
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Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:11 pm

x-raider wrote: Oops.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:26 pm

Serbia wrote:I voted twice for Bush


Even in context, that doesn't read right.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:33 pm

These are all rds:

but the only problem I have with it is that it's hard


I'd say I'm a 3


you are an asshole....
a true pillowbiter...
bigotous ****...


Andy - calm down now.


You people are pathetic

Science fiction is my enemy.
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Postby x-raider on Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:39 pm

that chameleon (Why does Pokemon always make me spell this wrong initially?) wrote:spread some love over the CC Forum


George Bush wrote:The problem is, the French have no word for entrepeunarism.


George Bush wrote:Iran: You disarm, or we will.


George Bush wrote:Our enemies never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.



jonesthecurl wrote:x-raider



:o Science fiction is my enemy. :o
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Re: Re:

Postby x-raider on Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:41 pm

x-raider wrote:
George Bush wrote:Our enemies never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.



Yeh, he actually wrote that one ;)



Jaydee928 wrote:I funny thing is that he is reading at notecards when he's saying this. Meaning it's not a slip. It's what he intended to say.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:47 pm

Here is something from my early days, in 2006:

**Smacks each and every single person in the thread with his trout while peeling a banana.**



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