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Soccer Is A Girls' Game

Postby pimpdave on Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:32 pm

Why do men even play it?

I flipped through Bend it Like Beckham on tv recently, and all I could think about was how soccer movies are best for women because only women like it.

What do you guys think? Isn't Kiera Knightly hot in that movie?
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Re: Soccer Is A Girls' Game

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:04 pm

Knightley is hot in any movie
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Re: Soccer Is A Girls' Game

Postby Slavivlad on Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:46 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Knightley is hot in any movie



What she said.
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Re: Soccer Is A Girls' Game

Postby maxfaraday on Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:47 pm

pimpdave wrote:Why do men even play it? Is it because they secretly want to be women?

I flipped through Bend it Like Beckham on tv recently, and all I could think about was how soccer movies are best for women because only women and girly men like it.


Funny you should say that...

When I see some bigotted word that would earn me a ban wearing an armor to play some pale imitation of rugby because these little girls are afraid of getting hurt on tv, I can't help laughing at them.
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Re: Soccer Is A Girls' Game

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:56 pm

Slavivlad wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Knightley is hot in any movie



What she said.


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Re: Soccer Is A Girls' Game

Postby Conchobar on Sat Apr 28, 2012 3:02 pm

pimpdave wrote:Why do men even play it? Is it because they secretly want to be women?


I'm guessing you might be a bit thick & therefore can't appreciate a game of skill. Don't worry, the rest of the world won't mind if you stick to your silly American sports. I've always been curious as to why American Throwball is wrongly named. At no point in the stop/start borefest of a game do the players actually use their feet. O except for that guy with one shoe who might come on, with his team of non-participants, for 30 seconds just to kick the easiest of kicks from straight in front of the post. What a load of shit, it's no surprise that no amount of money would attract the bet oval ball kickers in the world to play in the NTL. :P

On another note, how strange, funny & ignorant it is that your baseball (which I play & like) competition is called the 'World series.' O look an American team won the 'World Series' again, what a surprise. Does it make you feel a false sense of superiority I wonder or is it just that you actually think the 50 states are countries & America is the world? Does that make Puerto Rico the moon? :-s
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Re: Soccer Is A Girls' Game

Postby The Bison King on Sat Apr 28, 2012 3:56 pm

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Re: Soccer Is A Girls' Game

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat Apr 28, 2012 5:17 pm

Kiera Knightly is not hot. Sorry to burst your bubbles. Unless you're into pre-pubescent boys, then whatever. Personally, I thought the main chick in that movie, Parminder Nagra, was way hotter.

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Re: Soccer Is A Girls' Game

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Apr 28, 2012 5:43 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Kiera Knightly is not hot. Sorry to burst your bubbles. Unless you're into pre-pubescent boys, then whatever. Personally, I thought the main chick in that movie, Parminder Nagra, was way hotter.

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Only pre-pubescent girls think someone is hotter than Knightly
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Re: Soccer Is A Girls' Game

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat Apr 28, 2012 5:48 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Kiera Knightly is not hot. Sorry to burst your bubbles. Unless you're into pre-pubescent boys, then whatever. Personally, I thought the main chick in that movie, Parminder Nagra, was way hotter.

-TG


Only pre-pubescent girls think someone is hotter than Knightly


Can you braid my hair?

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Re: Soccer Is A Girls' Game

Postby nietzsche on Sat Apr 28, 2012 6:00 pm

I guess pd is very tough.


I play soccer.


I'd take on pd any day. Seriously. To me pd looks like this:

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Re: Soccer Is A Girls' Game

Postby pimpdave on Sat Apr 28, 2012 6:20 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Kiera Knightly is not hot. Sorry to burst your bubbles. Unless you're into pre-pubescent boys, then whatever. Personally, I thought the main chick in that movie, Parminder Nagra, was way hotter.

-TG


Only pre-pubescent girls think someone is hotter than Knightly


Can you braid my hair?

-TG


I don't know man, I mean, she doesn't have much in the mammaries department, but everything else is really feminine. She's just athletic.
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Re: Soccer Is A Girls' Game

Postby pimpdave on Sat Apr 28, 2012 6:21 pm

nietzsche wrote:I guess pd is very tough.


I play soccer.


I'd take on pd any day. Seriously. To me pd looks like this:

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Re: Soccer Is A Girls' Game

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Apr 28, 2012 6:32 pm

As someone who's played (and watched) most of the popular world sports (other than cricket), this is my toughness ranking:

hockey > rugby > football > basketball > baseball > soccer > golf
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Re: Soccer Is A Girls' Game

Postby Symmetry on Sat Apr 28, 2012 6:34 pm

Army of GOD wrote:As someone who's played (and watched) most of the popular world sports (other than cricket), this is my toughness ranking:

hockey > rugby > football > basketball > baseball > soccer > golf


Boxing?

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