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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:46 pm

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Postby 2dimes on Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:50 pm

That one is pretty spectacular. I imagine his mood change as he realizes his error.
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Postby nietzsche on Sun Oct 21, 2012 5:56 pm

2dimes wrote:That one is pretty spectacular. I imagine his mood change as he realizes his error.


No, he made a pact to have the biggest penis in the earth. I know because I made one myself, it happened just like that.
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Oct 21, 2012 9:25 pm

Because you were not using it so you don't mind that you got one that you can't use? Read up on long dong silver smarty.
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2dimes wrote:Because you were not using it so you don't mind that you got one that you can't use? Read up on long dong silver smarty.


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Postby 2dimes on Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:20 pm

Exactly. You could have a bent two inch erect penis and be able to bring women to orgasm. In fact it might even help. The first two inches of vagina are where nearly all the sensitivity is.

Medically if your penis is too large E.D. Is likely even in youth.
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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Mon Oct 22, 2012 2:18 am

new smbc

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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:45 am

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Re: Comics

Postby ender516 on Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:46 am

I laughed at the one with the soldiers, then thought about crying instead.
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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:19 pm

vintage SMBC

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Re: Comics

Postby x-raider on Sun Oct 28, 2012 4:16 am

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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:10 am

This one is great. Just got reminded of it by a conversation.

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Re: Comics

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:06 am

I was rooting for the happy tetrad of Deinococcus radiodurans bacteria.

Hurray for happy endings!
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Re: Comics

Postby x-raider on Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:43 pm

:lol: BBS

This reminds me of an Asimov short story about a genius who theorizes that the planets are like petri dishes and we are just test subjects being observed by higher life-forms. One of his reasons is that logically, us humans don't have much going for us in the way of evolution and we only are where we are because we've been selected for experimentation.

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Survival of the fittest is determined mostly by physical features such as strength, speed, agility etc...
What puts us above other animals is (excluding our brains) we're bipedal and we have thumbs (letting us use advanced tools), just like many primates. Our advantage I suppose is that we have developed advanced communication.
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Re: Comics

Postby Neoteny on Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:45 pm

lol Dinocockus.
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Re: Comics

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:58 am

x-raider wrote::lol: BBS

This reminds me of an Asimov short story about a genius who theorizes that the planets are like petri dishes and we are just test subjects being observed by higher life-forms. One of his reasons is that logically, us humans don't have much going for us in the way of evolution and we only are where we are because we've been selected for experimentation.

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Survival of the fittest is determined mostly by physical features such as strength, speed, agility etc...
What puts us above other animals is (excluding our brains) we're bipedal and we have thumbs (letting us use advanced tools), just like many primates. Our advantage I suppose is that we have developed advanced communication.


We've all got great endurance too.

http://edge.org/conversation/-brains-plus-brawn

Awesome article. I dern't knew many bout evolutionary biology, but it's fun pickings.
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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Tue Oct 30, 2012 11:09 am

^^^ Yeah, I'm pretty sure humans are one of the best adapted animals for long distance running. Didn't have time to read the article, but I think it's something about how most animals can't cool themselves sufficiently.

x-raider wrote:Our advantage I suppose is that we have developed advanced communication.


Yeah, I think that's one of the biggest ones.
Think about raising a human and a chimp in the same way. Exactly the same outside interaction and so on. Will the human be more succesfull ? Possibly, but not by much.
What makes us different is that we can inherit this vast knowledge accumulated by our ancestors.

Ofcourse nothing is for free. Specifically this vast bank of knowledge means that for someone to be able to actually contribute to the sum of human knowledge nowadays, he needs at least 20 years of training to even figure out what we know so far.
This is why I think the next step in knowledge acquisition and dissemination, which I imagine as something similar to being able to access wikipedia with a thought, may change a lot of things about our lives.
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Re: Comics

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Postby 2dimes on Thu Nov 01, 2012 10:29 am

Haggis_McMutton wrote:This is why I think the next step in knowledge acquisition and dissemination, which I imagine as something similar to being able to access wikipedia with a thought, may change a lot of things about our lives.

How could a system like that exist. Wouldn't someone constantly be crashing it with thoughts of pron, feelings of inadequacy, cheese burgers or disturbing images? Look at the junk ratio of the internet allready and it's significantly held back by people having to physically imput everything.
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Postby nietzsche on Thu Nov 01, 2012 10:43 am

2dimes wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:This is why I think the next step in knowledge acquisition and dissemination, which I imagine as something similar to being able to access wikipedia with a thought, may change a lot of things about our lives.

How could a system like that exist. Wouldn't someone constantly be crashing it with thoughts of pron, feelings of inadequacy, cheese burgers or disturbing images? Look at the junk ratio of the internet allready and it's significantly held back by people having to physically imput everything.


I suppose it would work by doing some kind of thinking, something specific, a pattern that the interface would recognize. This will exist sooner than we imagine, maybe 10-20 years?

Not everything you think would be sent to the interface, i don't imagine that is possible, yet, but when they find a way to do that we'll get one installed at birth so the groups of power know what we are thinking 24/7. It's incredibly stupid for us to think that possible but for those generations it would feel somewhat normal to pass and accept that patriot act.
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Postby Haggis_McMutton on Thu Nov 08, 2012 11:09 am

nietzsche wrote:Not everything you think would be sent to the interface, i don't imagine that is possible, yet, but when they find a way to do that we'll get one installed at birth so the groups of power know what we are thinking 24/7. It's incredibly stupid for us to think that possible but for those generations it would feel somewhat normal to pass and accept that patriot act.


This is a valid concern.
There are also similar concerns for a lot of the transhumanist stuff. Frankly, my biggest fear about the future is that the technological progress will happen way faster than the cultural one can.
I mean the technological one also helps speed up the cultural one, but if someone just gave us the technology for immortality, designer babies and so on tommorrow I don't think it would end very well for us.

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Postby 2dimes on Thu Nov 08, 2012 7:21 pm

Frankly, my biggest fear about the future is that the technological progress will happen way faster than the cultural one can.

Like people being on the internet or staring into a phone screen all the time instead of interacting with physical people in the same room?
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Postby Haggis_McMutton on Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:01 am

2dimes wrote:
Frankly, my biggest fear about the future is that the technological progress will happen way faster than the cultural one can.

Like people being on the internet or staring into a phone screen all the time instead of interacting with physical people in the same room?


Real people are overrated anyway. Posting on CC is much more fulfilling.

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Re: Comics

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Re: Comics

Postby x-raider on Sat Nov 10, 2012 7:49 am

...And I actually got the joke :D
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