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Re: Comics

Postby ManBungalow on Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:40 pm

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Re: Comics

Postby macbone on Mon Jun 24, 2013 4:48 am

Nice Subnormality comic from a few months back:

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Re: Comics

Postby ender516 on Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:39 am

Not sure what all is going on in that last one, but it's interesting nonetheless.
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Re: Comics

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:06 pm

I enjoy that this applies to me now:

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Alright, instead of waiting for code to compile I'm waiting for an android emulator to load, but still...
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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:14 am

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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:37 am

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Re: Comics

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jun 29, 2013 12:39 pm

The metre in that poem is all wrong.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: Comics

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Jun 29, 2013 1:07 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:The metre in that poem is all wrong.


Yeah, it should've been at least 6 metres long.
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Re: Comics

Postby nietzsche on Sat Jun 29, 2013 1:08 pm

dat wat she said
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Re: Comics

Postby ManBungalow on Sat Jun 29, 2013 1:54 pm

nietzsche wrote:dat wat she said

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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sun Jun 30, 2013 5:07 am

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Re: Comics

Postby Lootifer on Sun Jun 30, 2013 5:38 am

Whos writes good existential sci-fi?

I need a break from the space operas.
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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:44 am

Lootifer wrote:Whos writes good existential sci-fi?

I need a break from the space operas.


No clue. Also did you mean to post that in here? You might have better luck with a new thread.

Anyway, ONWARDS:

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Re: Comics

Postby ender516 on Mon Jul 01, 2013 1:25 pm

I was working my way through Abstruse Goose and meant to post the Bob Ross strip. It seemed so right for a Tech Team member.
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Re: Comics

Postby Lootifer on Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:05 pm

Yeah I did haggis, long time lurker in this thread and abstruse goose made me want to read some slightly more meta/existential sci-fi. I just finished redshirts by john scalzi and it got me thinking.
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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Tue Jul 02, 2013 4:49 am

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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:15 am

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Re: Comics

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Re: Comics

Postby MeDeFe on Thu Jul 04, 2013 1:43 pm

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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Fri Jul 05, 2013 5:31 am

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I really like this one.


Yeah, I think that one is among his best.

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Re: Comics

Postby JBlombier on Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:19 am

That last one is a repost, I know that because it made an impact the last time I read it. Thanks for reposting. Being a teacher myself, this is a disturbingly confronting sketch of reality.
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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sat Jul 06, 2013 4:40 am

Yeah, we're getting to the end of the AG archives, so there might be some reposts now if I happened to also post the comic when it first came out.

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^^ pretty sure that last one is a re-post, but it's just too accurate to ignore.
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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:47 am

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Re: Comics

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Jul 07, 2013 2:37 pm

TIME FOR THE SECOND EDITION OF ARMY OF GODS SHITTY TAX RELATED COMICS

#hilarious #almostasgoodassex

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Re: Comics

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:14 pm

Well, with AoG you have to make allowances.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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