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Re: I spent the last 2 weeks constipated

Postby nietzsche on Sat May 05, 2012 3:49 am

whitestazn88 wrote:I don't understand what you're saying nietzsche.



in the colon the remaining water in the poop is absorbed, if it stays too much time there when it comes out it's so dry it hurts big time.

your poop doesn't seem dry at all, so it must have been in the intestines all that time..

that's a guess..
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Re: I spent the last 2 weeks constipated

Postby clapper011 on Sat May 05, 2012 11:35 am

nietzsche wrote:I name all my turds.

careful. thats pretty close to flaming..
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Re: I spent the last 2 weeks constipated

Postby betiko on Sat May 05, 2012 11:47 am

wow that poop must ve hurt real bad! congrats, a very impressive one!
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