How do you groom a beard?

[notyou2]

Butt, you wash it after....right?

[saxitoxin]

Butt, you wash it after....right?

Stop being such a prude, it's not like Lootifer is going to put it inside his mouth.

[Lootifer]

You guys obviously dont know your typical kiwi bloke stereotypes very well...

As is is fine Saxi my man, if its good enough to trim downstairs I might give it a whirl as well; surprise the wife with a bit o naked grape action.

[natty dread]

I use small scissors and a razor.

[jonesthecurl]

Butt, you wash it after....right?

Everyone washes their sack after they shave it - too itchy otherwise. What's your point?

[Nola_Lifer]

Scissors and a comb is all I use.

[notyou2]

Butt, you wash it after....right?

Everyone washes their sack after they shave it - too itchy otherwise. What's your point?

I don't think Saxi was referring to That sack, I believe he was referring to the sack under his chin, commonly known as waddle.

[jonesthecurl]

I have video.

[BigBallinStalin]

Butt, you wash it after....right?

Everyone washes their sack after they shave it - too itchy otherwise. What's your point?

I don't. I gotta keep it itchy to keep me alert and on edge all through the day.

[Haggis_McMutton]

I don't. I just let 'er grow.

Nice try.

[Woodruff]

I don't. I just let 'er grow.

Nice try.

Coincidentally, that is my absolute favorite episode of Star Trek.

[Haggis_McMutton]

Oh, and on topic.

I'm far too lazy to shave frequently or maintain a beard. I also don't want to look quite like a hobo.

Solution? Let it grow for a month or 2, till it my hobo-resemblance hits some key threshold, then cut it off with a hair trimmer thingy (the one I actually use to cut my hair as well, actually I usually cut both at the same time)

This way I get to be lazy while also sporting a scraggly programmer beard at most times.

[Army of GOD]

I hate having more than a week's worth of beardage but I also hate shaving it off completely so I use a beard trimmer and just leave a little rubble. It, along with a nose hair trimmer (which I need every few months) only cost about 20 bucks at Wal-murt.

[MeDeFe]

Oh, and on topic.

I'm far too lazy to shave frequently or maintain a beard. I also don't want to look quite like a hobo.

Solution? Let it grow for a month or 2, till it my hobo-resemblance hits some key threshold, then cut it off with a hair trimmer thingy (the one I actually use to cut my hair as well, actually I usually cut both at the same time)

This way I get to be lazy while also sporting a scraggly programmer beard at most times.

A month or two?
You lucky bastard. I hit hobo-resemblance level if I leave it for a week and a half.

[natty dread]

I need to set my alarm clock to wake me up every 6 hours so I remember to shave. If I neglect to do this, within 12 hours everyone in the same room with me will suffocate.