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If you had to fully convert to a religion other than your own, under penalty of death ...

Christianity
3
11%
Judaism
1
4%
Islam
2
7%
Hinduism
4
15%
Sikhism
2
7%
Bahá'í
1
4%
Atheism or Agnosticism
6
22%
I Would Rather Die
8
30%
 
Total votes : 27

Re: If you had to fully convert to a religion ...

Postby darth emperor on Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:34 am

DoomYoshi wrote:If I can't have Jainism, can I at least have Zoroastrian?

and can I have Manichaeism?
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Re: If you had to fully convert to a religion ...

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:59 am

Bokononism?
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: If you had to fully convert to a religion ...

Postby GabonX on Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:23 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Bokononism?

+1
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Re: If you had to fully convert to a religion ...

Postby MeDeFe on Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:06 pm

Can I be a Discordianist?
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Re: If you had to fully convert to a religion ...

Postby Symmetry on Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:09 pm

MeDeFe wrote:Can I be a Discordianist?


The answer is in the question, no?
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Re: If you had to fully convert to a religion ...

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:33 pm

MeDeFe wrote:Can I be a Discordianist?


Only if I can be an accordianist.
Who will accompany me?
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Re: If you had to fully convert to a religion ...

Postby JBlombier on Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:25 pm

I believe in nothing really, but I like Hinduism a lot. All the coloured pictures of their Gods and the idea behind them, make me believe it's a good religion to live your life by.
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Re: If you had to fully convert to a religion ...

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:28 pm

Do any of those come with a harem included?
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Re: If you had to fully convert to a religion ...

Postby Timminz on Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:37 pm

I voted for being a Jew, but that was before I remembered about the snip-snip.
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Re: If you had to fully convert to a religion ...

Postby 72o on Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:42 pm

lol at jainism being a cop-out.
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Re: If you had to fully convert to a religion ...

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:56 pm

I don't know enough about Sikhism or Bahá'í so I'll discount them, but of the ones listed I'd probably pick Hinduism, as long as the society I'm in isn't strict about the Caste system.
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Re: If you had to fully convert to a religion ...

Postby Phatscotty on Tue Oct 02, 2012 4:01 pm

I was hoping I would be able to vote Mormon

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Re: If you had to fully convert to a religion ...

Postby Neoteny on Tue Oct 02, 2012 4:59 pm

This poll is scientific proof of something we all know already: CC is a plurality of drama queens.
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Re: If you had to fully convert to a religion ...

Postby Maugena on Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:01 pm

I thought it was unanimously agreed upon that atheism/agnosticism are not religions.
In any case, I wouldn't rather die, I'd rather kill religion.
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Re: If you had to fully convert to a religion ...

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:00 am

Timminz wrote:I voted for being a Jew, but that was before I remembered about the snip-snip.


Don't worry, it won't hurt a bit. So little that I don't even remember it.

I'm going to go with an earlier poster and vote that the question is fatally flawed.
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Re: If you had to fully convert to a religion ...

Postby Symmetry on Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:36 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
Timminz wrote:I voted for being a Jew, but that was before I remembered about the snip-snip.


Don't worry, it won't hurt a bit. So little that I don't even remember it.


Ah, but did you have it done as an adult?
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Re: If you had to fully convert to a religion ...

Postby oss spy on Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:28 pm

Atheism is not a religion. I don't know why you people keep calling it one.
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Re: If you had to fully convert to a religion ...

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:27 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
Timminz wrote:I voted for being a Jew, but that was before I remembered about the snip-snip.


Don't worry, it won't hurt a bit. So little that I don't even remember it.


Ah, but did you have it done as an adult?


No, but that was the joke. :(
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Re: If you had to fully convert to a religion ...

Postby Symmetry on Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:31 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
Timminz wrote:I voted for being a Jew, but that was before I remembered about the snip-snip.


Don't worry, it won't hurt a bit. So little that I don't even remember it.


Ah, but did you have it done as an adult?


No, but that was the joke. :(


Your dick was the joke? I find little me rather sensitive to illogical phallicies.
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