Conquer Club

My daughter is 3. We're still having baths together.

How many more years have I got before I'm arrested?

i bathed with my sister until I got old enough to realize she didnt have a penis too

xeno wrote:i bathed with my sister until I got old enough to realize she didnt have a penis too

I was going to say something snarky like "So what, last month?" but I'm not quite that mean

Probably 'bout time to stop now.

fadedpsychosis wrote:

xeno wrote:i bathed with my sister until I got old enough to realize she didnt have a penis too

I was going to say something snarky like "So what, last month?" but I'm not quite that mean

well its true. and let me tell you the bath that i realized she didnt have one was an awkward one

I think opinions from people in the UK matter more than the US. We're a bunch of fucking prudes when it comes to nudity.

I never bathed with my girls after 2, so I can't really say. My oldest (9-1/2) still bathes with her younger brothers.

I'm guessing the age when she starts staring just a little too long is your queue.
You could always just put on some jockey shorts if you're feeling uncomfortable.

Stop around now



and re-start around 42. Lets face it, you'll be an old man and will need help getting in and out.

6 - 7 i would say.

Funkyterrance wrote:I'm guessing the age when she starts staring just a little too long is your queue.
You could always just put on some jockey shorts if you're feeling uncomfortable.

His daughter might end up taunting him and making fun of him like the guys who wear clothes into the shower in gym.

Anyway, why do people have to bathe with their children at all? Can't they bathe them without having to jump in? Is it an environmental thing?

saxitoxin wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:I'm guessing the age when she starts staring just a little too long is your queue.
You could always just put on some jockey shorts if you're feeling uncomfortable.

His daughter might end up taunting him and making fun of him like the guys who wear clothes into the shower in gym.

Anyway, why do people have to bathe with their children at all? Can't they bathe them without having to jump in? Is it an environmental thing?

time efficiency. how are we going to take our CC turns when were bathing kids all day. its easy to just get it all over with at once. So waht if your kid becomes sexually confused

Bathing with your daughter is fine at any age providing she has a female school/work mate chaperoning her

This should be on Yahoo.com

I'm 21 and I'm still bathing with saxitoxin's daughter

Army of GOD wrote:I'm 21 and I'm still bathing with saxitoxin's daughter

Jan is a boy's name in German, AoG.








(And he's my nephew.)

I'm going to say birth is the correct answer here. Bathe your child with your clothes on.

er, I meant your sister, Phoneutria nigriventer toxin-3

Army of GOD wrote:er, I meant your sister, Phoneutria nigriventer toxin-3

She sounds hot.

xeno wrote:i bathed with my sister until I got old enough to realize she didnt have a penis too

+1

but daughter's a different... with a brother/sister it can be later or earlier depending on relative age difference.

I think with a daughter it might be 5?

jimboston wrote:I think with a daughter it might be 5?

As someone who does not have children I would like to reiterate how incredibly creepy I find this thread and note that no one has still explained to me why a parent would ever need to be naked around their child (other than in a sauna - hat tip to Natty Dread).

In any case, IIRC, the age of earliest possible memory formation in childhood is 2 so - if you do have to bathe with your child (versus want to) - it shouldn't be after that point.

saxitoxin wrote:

jimboston wrote:I think with a daughter it might be 5?

As someone who does not have children I would like to reiterate how incredibly creepy I find this thread and note that no one has still explained to me why a parent would ever need to be naked around their child other than in a sauna.

In any case, IIRC, the age of earliest possible memory formation in childhood is 2 so - if you do have to bathe with your child (versus want to) - it shouldn't be after that point.

A lot depends on circumstances. My parents were militant nudists and spent most of their time naked except to go to work. A lot of people I know are not quite that extreme, but still pretty relaxed about such things. If you live in a textile-optional household I don't see it as being necessarily creepy. It only becomes creepy if it is out of the norm for you.

If you have guilty thoughts about it, then you definitely need to stop. If something feels wrong, it probably is, at least for you.

(Note: Don't choose Durkasur to pick up your daughter)

saxitoxin wrote:

jimboston wrote:I think with a daughter it might be 5?

As someone who does not have children I would like to reiterate how incredibly creepy I find this thread and note that no one has still explained to me why a parent would ever need to be naked around their child (other than in a sauna - hat tip to Natty Dread).

In any case, IIRC, the age of earliest possible memory formation in childhood is 2 so - if you do have to bathe with your child (versus want to) - it shouldn't be after that point.

Tbh, not ever seeing your parents nude could lead to actual neuroses so It's really not that bad of a thing. All kidding aside I'm going to assume that the baths that Pedronicus has with his child are merely bonding experiences and aren't "weird" or "creepy" in any way, or even remotely viewed so by any of those involved. These days you have to worry about someone taking your kid away for something entirely innocent so he's probably just covering his bases.

Pedronicus wrote:My daughter is 3. We're still having baths together.

How many more years have I got before I'm arrested?

Arrested? Check with your local laws.

Beyond that, it really depends on the culture, upbringing.
Basically, when she starts "noticing" and "asking" questions you don't really want to answer.. she's too old. And note that there is a lot of variation there.

Other than that, before long she will decide she wants to bathe on her own, either because she hears other kids do it or because the tub is just too small.

I can remember a humerous bittersweet moment when my son (roughly 5) informed me he could "do it himself" and wanted "privacy" for his bath. A couple of minutes later, it was "MOM... can you wash my back, please?"

Gypsys Kiss wrote:and re-start around 42. Lets face it, you'll be an old man and will need help getting in and out.

That's what I thought as well. Once you hit a certain age it stops being creepy and starts being sad.

As for until then... how about whatever you're both comfortable with?