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Re: Who do you trust most?
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:34 pmby ManBungalow
thegreekdog wrote:fadedpsychosis wrote:thegreekdog wrote:Haggis_McMutton wrote:Gillipig is my first choice, obviously. Unless she's 300+ pounds he won't as much as look at her twice.
BVP is probably my second. I'm pretty sure he's only turned on by talk of imperial Russia's socio-political situation.
AoG would be my third choice, because if push comes to shove I'm pretty sure she could easily overpower him.
Damn you McMuffin. You stole me AoG joke.
I voted for Woodruff and faded because they seem old(er), responsible adults. I chose AoG for the reasons stated by McMuffin.
um... thanks? I'm not that old, early 30s... then again, my wife accuses me of being the youngest old man she's ever known so it's probably deserved...
I think you're older than most people on this list (or at least act older than most people on this list).
no you!
Re: Who do you trust most?
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:35 pmby nietzsche
All of you that chose BBS, be careful, he has the power to give your daughter cancer.
Re: Who do you trust most?
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:41 pmby xeno
Im flattered how many of you see me as the obvious match for your daughters. Unfortunately I've moved on to a middle aged asian fetish so your 16-17 year olds have not much to worry about
Re: Who do you trust most?
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:43 pmby ManBungalow
xeno wrote:Im flattered how many of you see me as the obvious match for your daughters. Unfortunately I've moved on to a middle aged asian fetish so your 16-17 year olds have not much to worry about
Did you just vote for yourself?
Last time I posted in this thread you had no votes. Now you have one.
Re: Who do you trust most?
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:44 pmby xeno
ManBungalow wrote:xeno wrote:Im flattered how many of you see me as the obvious match for your daughters. Unfortunately I've moved on to a middle aged asian fetish so your 16-17 year olds have not much to worry about
Did you just vote for yourself?
Last time I posted in this thread you had no votes. Now you have one.
Aha! And so the mystery of who actually voted for me begins! But in all fairness I'm the last option
Re: Who do you trust most?
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:09 pmby notyou2
ManBungalow wrote:Well, so long as my daughter is over the age of 12, xeno would be a good choice.
tzor would probably take pictures of my daughter and then make them blurry, so he's definitely not on the list.
BBS is likely to explain the socio-economic implications of going to junior college, and he might therefore end up teaching my whore daughter a lesson.
nietzsche is clearly rolling in women already, so it could be that he won't be inclined to take an interest in my fabulous daughter, thus making him a good choice. However, it has been established in one of the other threads that people in Mexico don't drive safely, so I'm not sure I'd put him up to this task.
AoG could teach my daughter a lesson or two ; ) .... (she's studying Spongebob at college, or so she says).
Gillipig is a terrifying example of a troll, and cannot be trusted to urinate in the right direction.
I vote:
TGD
BBS
Woody
Spongebob is 18 year old code for vaginal sponges birth control.
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:17 pmby 2dimes
I vote Pedro. He'd clean her up and have her at school in time to tag the retaining wall in the back parking lot.
Re: Who do you trust most?
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:31 pmby jimboston
Woodruff, TGD... if I have to pick a 3rd from that list (and not myself) then AOG.
Re: your daughter needs a tune-up
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:46 pmby Funkyterrance
saxitoxin wrote:
It would be a lopsided contest; I would obviously win as most trustworthy because I'm an Uncle.
Yeah but "funny uncles" actually give the opposite impression.
I picked Woodruff and Pedronicus because those are the only ones I know for sure are Dads themselves. Tbh, I don't think Woodruff has it in him(I mean that in a good way). Johnblue just seems like he has a pretty strong moral compass and wouldn't betray someone like that so he was my third choice.
Re: Who do you trust most?
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:50 pmby Serbia
I would not trust anyone other than myself.
Re: Who do you trust most?
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:57 pmby muy_thaiguy
That one person from that one place that one time, you know? That's the only person I'll trust.
Re: Who do you trust most?
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:01 pmby saxitoxin
Serbia wrote:I would not trust anyone other than myself.
I wouldn't trust any of these guys driving you. Especially AoG. He'd be trying the ol' yawn 'n stretch.
Re: Who do you trust most?
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:05 pmby Serbia
saxitoxin wrote:Serbia wrote:I would not trust anyone other than myself.
I wouldn't trust any of these guys driving you. Especially AoG. He'd be trying the ol' yawn 'n stretch.
That's because you're still trying to keep me only for yourself, silly.
Re: Who do you trust most?
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:52 amby Pedronicus
I'd get her home safely, but once we got home, I'd request that she ran a bath....
Re: Who do you trust most?
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:05 amby thegreekdog
I'm in second place? I don't know whether to feel happy or offended.
Re: Who do you trust most?
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:26 amby saxitoxin
Why is TGD in second place? IIRC he's reported in this very forum that he's knocked up a girl before.
Re: Who do you trust most?
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:46 amby jimboston
Thanks for all the confidence everyone.
As a father of two girls (5 and
I think I am pretty trustworthy.
Re: Who do you trust most?
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:30 amby AndyDufresne
saxitoxin wrote:Why is TGD in second place? IIRC he's reported in this very forum that he's knocked up a girl before.
Are you trying to say his past actions predict his future actions?!?!
--Andy
Re: Who do you trust most?
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:45 amby thegreekdog
saxitoxin wrote:Why is TGD in second place? IIRC he's reported in this very forum that he's knocked up a girl before.
At least twice.
Re: Who do you trust most?
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:19 pmby saxitoxin
jimboston wrote:Thanks for all the confidence everyone.
As a father of two girls (5 and
I think I am pretty trustworthy.
Don't feel bad, check-out how untrustworthy nietzsche and tkr4lf are ... even xeno is outpacing them.
Re: Who do you trust most?
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:42 pmby Baron Von PWN
I continue to be impressed by my apparent CC popularity/respectability.
or maybe in this case everyone thinks I'm too lame to seduce their sexy daughter.
It's probably the second.
Re: Who do you trust most?
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:48 pmby saxitoxin
Baron Von PWN wrote:I continue to be impressed by my apparent CC popularity/respectability.
or maybe in this case everyone thinks I'm too lame to seduce their sexy daughter.
It's probably the second.
Maybe they prefer it's you seducing their sexy daughter?
Such a pessimist, Baron.
Re: Who do you trust most?
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:02 pmby MoB Deadly
I didnt think this question through before I voted, I was surprised by the results but they make sense
Re: Who do you trust most?
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:06 pmby AndyDufresne
We should have move of these trust surveys, regarding other topics as well. They are a helpful and valuable endeavor. And I like voting.
--Andy
Re: Who do you trust most?
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:10 pmby Funkyterrance
AndyDufresne wrote:We should have move of these trust surveys, regarding other topics as well. They are a helpful and valuable endeavor. And I like voting.
--Andy
I'm not trying to be contrary but I found the thread to be a tad clannish.